Carter Morgan
@cartermorgan
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Proud owner of https://t.co/MvcdAtIf02. Host of @bookoverflowpod.
Lehi, UT
Joined June 2011
I freaking wish.
Families with four or more children should not pay federal income tax.
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@garyispainting @LeftMyHeartOnD It’s during the gala. She mentions how “she couldn’t find the bottle” and when Helly says she doesn’t know how she raises 3 kids, she says “I couldn’t without a little help. Can you believe some people want to make severance illegal?” or something to that effect.
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Guy who eats a lot of protein because the brain is a muscle
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Apple TV is killing it, and we haven’t even seen Vince Gilligan’s new sci-fi show starring Rhea Seehorn.
Apple TV kinda took HBO’s nachos
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Just now learning his name is not Just Dance Vance
Oh so changing your name is fine when you’re the vice president but not when you’re trans
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I laughed for a minute straight during #severance when Milchick, after reading the most disturbing passage ever, announces the next chapter is “Kier and the Thieving Nanny.” No show can make me go from full on belly laughing to mouth agape in an hour. Well done @BenStiller !
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@IsaacKing314 @wanyeburkett But a woman that’s the same height and weight as a man will still be weaker than him, undercutting your original point that height and weight classes would solve this.
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I can’t emphasize enough how wrong this is. Marry young when you have nothing. It’s so wonderful knowing your spouse chose you, not what you’ve accomplished.
As a man, Don't rush to date or marry. It makes no sense to date while you're broke. Stay single until you get your money, body and mind right. Love is a reward for success No woman loves you unconditionally.
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Once a coug, always a coug! Good luck, Andy! #byufootball
Winningest coach in Eagles history: Andy Reid. Winningest coach in Chiefs history: Andy Reid.
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My little brother gets horny flattery in his YouTube comments and all I get is people with anime profile pics arguing about Unix. This is a raw deal.
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RT @JonHaidt: A boys' school makes boy-friendly changes and gets great results! Some are as simple as opening the playground for 20 minutes…
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I've thought about this a lot. Whatever you think about WFH, it's clear that it's not the historical aberration, offices are. Glad to see @CartoonsHateHer write about it!
People who say that both parents working is bad for kids clearly don't know that for most of human history, both parents worked...from home. Link in replies.
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When we moved to Orlando, we got this letter from the government that was like “Welcome to Florida! If you see this kind of iguana, kill it on sight!”
FALLING IGUANAS ALERT - Get ready, Florida! Falling iguanas are possible tomorrow morning due to below freezing temps and wind chills in many areas! 🥶🦎
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A man whose time is far less valuable than his money. Couldn’t be me.
Leaving 40 bands on the table to stay home and wake up 10 mins before ya first meeting is crazy to me
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@CartoonsHateHer Reading your article this morning helped me realize that’s a big part of what drives me crazy about my sons’ picky eating. I had kind of given up on that special bond. But my third is much less picky, so I think I’m going to try to kindle it there.
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Reddit's always giving me achievements that just make me feel embarrassed. What do you mean I unlocked the "content connoisseur" achievement in r/movies? Stop that.
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@wanyeburkett @coryfromphilly Isn’t that analogous to the anti-2A arguments? That the founders never anticipated AR-15s and thus the amendment is anachronistic? It very well might be, but the solution is another amendment, not reinterpreting the current one.
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