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#WeAreTheKrewe / #RaysUp / #GoBolts / #MakeItMagic / #PonyUpDallas / SMU Enjoyer / Student Pilot / “Parody Account” According to 12News
St Petersburg, FL
Joined October 2022
Welp fuck you SMU.
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BREAKING: Arizona State has reportedly filed a lawsuit against the College Football Playoff. They were denied a crucial targeting call in the Peach Bowl late against Texas, which ultimately costed them a chance of making an appearance to the national semifinal.
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Here we go again
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fixed it
Lane Kiffin is the only person that could possibly bring Tech, TCU, and SMU fans together
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THERE IS A DUCK ON THE FIELD. and also a blocked punt for a TD… nothing crazy #WeAreTheKrewe
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make it make sense.
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How many times do we have to tell you this.
December 3️⃣ College Football Playoff Selection Committee Rankings. #CFBPlayoff🏈🏆. 8️⃣. SMU // @SMUFB
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Realignment this, realignment that, I don’t care. Just give me ts back
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BREAKING: In a stunning move, Southern Methodist University (SMU) has purchased Florida State University using its sizable endowment. The newly named SMU-Tallahassee plans to add more fountains across the campus, marking a new era. Their athletic program has also been purchased.
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Time zones are crazy!. Australia is in 2025. USA is in 2024. TCU fans are in 2022!.
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@NCAABuzzerBters knowing THIS was the score of some wbb game a year ago, I’m honestly not surprised.
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MAMA I MADE IT
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HOT TAKE:. I like THIS coyotes logo (left) more than the other one (right)
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These polls are actually so retarded WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS???? SMU IS LITERALLY LEADING THE ACC
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If Rhett leaves SMU for UNC I will tase my balls.
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THE SEC, WHERE IT MEANS MORE!
Final: Navy 21, Oklahoma 20.
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Friendly reminder that FSU was by far the most vocal against us when we joined the ACC. Oh, how the tides have turned.
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I thought the holidays would be the perfect time to make this announcement…. I am soon to be a father. 🤍🥹
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@blvrinms Thanks for being nice to me. But I have come to the conclusion (and I am the source on this) that costed, is indeed a word.
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Now introducing; The “Got it?” pass! . From now on, you need this pass in order to say the phrase “Got it?”. SMU people are born and can say it as much as they want, and do not need the pass. Non-SMU people need this and @smufootball24’s approval before you can say it. GOT IT?
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WHAT’S GOOD LANE???
Lane Kiffin takes a shot at the ACC and Big 12 over College Football Playoff rankings👀. “It’s ridiculous, the difference of playing in the SEC and the ACC and Big 12… To think that you’re looking at schools and you’re talking about, like, Clemson’s schedule and who they played
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This play single handedly killed Pitt’s season
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BREAKING: Texas QB Quinn Ewers has entered the transfer portal. Ewers recorded 9,128 passing yards as a Longhorn, threw 68 passing touchdowns, and led Texas to back-to-back CFP appearances, both trips going to the semifinal. Ewers will only have 1 year of eligibility remaining.
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BREAKING: Georgia QB Carson Beck has announced he will transfer to Miami for his final year of eligibility. Beck won 2 national championships and threw 58 career touchdowns during his time with the Bulldogs.
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no no no, THIS is what the conferences should be. (thread 1/4).#CFB
REPORT: The SEC & Big Ten are looking to each have 4 automatic bids to the playoff when the next contract begins in 2026, per @CFBHeather👀.
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2024 Pittsburgh Panthers football season in a nutshell
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@ImmortalLou30 Help I lost all my HAWK TUAH coin metamask solara token eth research essay wallet passkey what do?.
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BREAKING: Kansas State QB Avery Johnson, after a talk with coach Chris Klieman, has agreed to switch positions, going from playing QB to RB. He is expected to start his first game as a running back tonight against Arizona. K-State’s new starting QB will be Ta'Quan Roberson.
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FUCK THESE REFS. THAT WAS NOT ROUGHING THE FUCKING PASSER. FUCK YOU REFS.
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This mf with Colorado
🚨 You won't BELIEVE this viewership stat regarding Colorado this season. The Buffs are off to a solid start this season, in the running for the Big-12 Championship & a Playoff spot 💪. They've played 6 games, & you could make the argument that Colorado is America's Team after
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this would actually be a GENERATIONAL game. #PonyUp
A look at every potential 2024 National Championship matchup 🏆👀. Which teams do you want to see go head-to-head for a national title? 🍿
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Brashard.
Starts with B and we all love it.
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i miss shane buechele and james proche so much man, they were actually dawgs
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MY BALLS ARE SAFE
If Rhett leaves SMU for UNC I will tase my balls.
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If SMU gets left out from the playoffs I will start a January 6th riot.
Indiana and SMU both went 11-1. SMU earned a spot in their conference title game while Indiana didn't. SMU will get left out if they lose, while Indiana gets to go to the Playoff. This needs fixing.
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I speak on the behalf of the ENTIRE college football community:. SHUT THE FUCK UP 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥.
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what in the actual fuck am I looking at.
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We live in a world where SMU is in the top 10. And ranked higher than Alabama and Clemson. I LOVE THIS SCHOOL SO MUCH.
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Got it?
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Show us the Tennessee game!.
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Just left Ford knowing my team isn’t poverty, and owns their entire conference
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@txfblife SMU played Love Field in 1918. yes, Love Field as in the airport. we literally played an AIRPORT.
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if SMU-Pitt is on gameday, I’ll bring a sign that says the most liked reply . (only rule is that it has to be something SMU related, and it can’t be anything too offensive).
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As a representative of the SMU burner community, after careful consideration, we do not accept Baby Gronk’s commitment to our university. Though to make up for it, we would like to humbly offer him up to TCU.
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SMU IS A BLUE BLOOD. GOT IT? #PonyUp
BREAKING: Arkansas starting center Addison Nichols has signed with SMU, per @PeteNakos_🐎. Nichols is the No. 4 IOL in the transfer portal.
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best at ruining southern states? yeah i can agree.
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Hey you scroll down . Keep scrolling. Keep going . Not yet. Almost there. SMU is a P3, got it?.
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Favorite CFB teams by conference:. AAC: USF (HM: Tulane).ACC: SMU (HM: NC State).Big 12: Ok State.Big Ten: Nebraska.C-USA: NMSU.Independent: Notre Dame.MAC: Buffalo.Mountain West: SDSU.SEC: UF.Sun Belt: App State.
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YOU STOLE MY MEME AND DIDN’T CREDIT ME.
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what went through your mind when you said this, you disgusting piece of shit
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this is why big 12 twitter despises y’all 😭
SMU sucks ass! What a horrid program!!.
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@therealtcgthree hurricanes gonna see this conference and immediately head back to the North Atlantic 😂.
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can we please have college football back.
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BANG!!!!! #PonyUpdallas.
BREAKING: Elite JUCO CB La’Modrick Spencer has Committed to SMU, he tells @on3sports. The 6’0 185 CB from Dallas, TX chose the Mustangs over Boise State & Illinois. Is ranked as a Top 5 CB in the On3 JUCO Rankings.
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