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No accidents, no catastrophes, no terrorism, no traffic-jams on the freeways, no panic and no Soviets.
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This would make me blush omfg you wouldn’t get it
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Click through this chain to see what these millionaire celebrities just donated!! ❤️
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I never fucked jovan, I never fucked jake.. all my life man fucks sake
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We are the gay sons of the thot daughters you wouldn’t choose
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Ok is it just me or like.... is EDs becoming suuuuper popular for like 14/15 girls recently bc like omg I’ve seen so many super skinny girls and I’m like:/ I feel like it’s way more than normal or maybe I’m going crazy
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>looking for a new gym
>ask the gym receptionist if their gym eats or chews
>she doesnt understand
>I pull out illustrated diagram explaining whats chewing and whats eating
>she laughs and says "it eats sir"
>buy a membership
>it chews
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This hs been the cover photo for
@our
family group chat for about like seven months and I still don’t know what it means
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*Watches a movie about a gay man and his unrequited friend going on a road trip and pretty much alone the entire movie* “what if there was a two minute scene where two women didn’t talk about anything related to the character driven plot?😍”
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Fish in 1,000,000,000 BC
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Remember kids: if you leave a problem long enough it either goes away or ruins your life
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Currently obsessed with the phenomenon of gay men who post selfies on their twitter getting more pornographic in their content as they spiral down a feedback loop of social media interaction
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this is what it’s like being 6’2 and having normal size friends
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@kobychill
17 is the “911” of several countries, it’s so that someone unfamiliar with the area they might be in can still can emergency services
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🚨 alert we have a ghislaine with long hair in prison pic ALERT 🚨
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Bisexuals bouncing legs adhd iced coffee brockhampton social anxiety bernie bro
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You guys need to be locked up in prison
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Bisexuals bouncing legs adhd iced coffee brockhampton social anxiety
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And yet without asking we were still given the gift of life. How beautiful
It’s pretty fucked how literally none of us asked to be born
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Threatened to kill myself on call with phone service provider and got 25% off
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Kamala Harris' Marxist Dad essentially disowned her with this quote LMFAOOOOO
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I Lowkey think I forgot to pay taxes this year..? Like idk nobody called me or anything so I’m like
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