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@BREADSWORD
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gotta hand it to Activision I've never heard of a competitive edge quite like making it literally impossible for players to install other games.
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it's cool how every live action adaptation of an animated series looks like a SMOSH sketch from 2012.
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Company That Generates More Money Than 80% Of Nations On Earth Having Such A Hard Time Right Now :(.
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guy whose first ever job in animation was forcibly cutting 12 minutes of finished animation from The Black Cauldron which nearly led to the total implosion of Disney as a studio (from which he was later fired) has very strong feelings about the unimportance of artists.
Dreamworks co-founder Jeff Katzenberg says AI will cut cost of animation movies by 90% within the next three years:. “In the good old days, you might need 500 artists and years to make a world-class animated movie. I don’t think it will take 10% of that three years from now.”
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Zoolander is probably the closest Hollywood will ever come to making a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure movie if we being fr.
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I think about this blurb from the cover of Eternal Sunshine at least once a month because I genuinely believe bro watched a completely different movie
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Shinzo Abe and Queen Elizabeth going through the Skyrim opening cinematic together right now confused as hell.
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What’s the funniest joke in the history of television? Has to be a single joke/gag don’t come here detailing entire episodes and story arcs. “Dead dove do not eat” type of stuff.
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the Guardians of the Galaxy movies are cool because they're basically the only ones in the MCU that feel like a human being made them.
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no amount of internet surrealist meta-irony can rival what reality gives us
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@joeliusdubois fr Buu gave a blind kid lasik just to ask him if he looks scary LMFAO zero motives at all just in free roam mode bored as hell.
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wanting sex scenes removed from movies is so weird man like thinking of films as information conveyer belts instead of moving paintings we get to ooo and aaa at and glean our own understandings from regardless of their service to the plot is such a sad, impersonal way to see art.
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with the recent firings in film over people showing support to Palestine, this clip of Orson Welles tearing into Elia Kazan for selling out his peers and giving testimony before the House Committee on "Un-American Activities" in the industry in 1952 feels as relevant as ever
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the Schafrillas news is terrible jesus. rest in peace to Chris and Patrick and prayers up for James to pull through.
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11 tickets to Barbie please
WELCOME TO BARBIE LAND, did you bring your rollerblades? 🌟 #BarbieTheMovie only in theaters July 21.
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truly difficult to overstate how many infamously bad moves this guy made and how frequently in writing re: his involvement in the medium that he is framed as an unwelcome interloper that few people are happy to see.
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love it when an actor gets in the booth and just goes absolutely freako mode sicko style on the mic. hell yeah.
Robert Pattinson makes his voice acting debut as The Gray Heron in Hayao Miyazaki’s ‘THE BOY AND THE HERON’.
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imagine someone handing you this on DVD in 2004 and saying "it's a seriously funny comedy" LMFAO like cool brother it makes me want to pay a hitman off the dark web to come kill me with a hammer personally
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80% sure I'm having a stroke.
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everyone needs to be taught how to pirate when they're like 12 because streaming is not and never will be a sustainable venue for engaging with or preserving art.
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watching a man install drywall on youtube and he said "Look at that. You can do that too." and it made me cry.
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so crazy how Miyazaki dropped one of the greatest car chases in cinema history in his feature debut
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they don't want you to know this but if you watch Speed Racer (2008) and ingest 600mg of caffeine at the same time anything bad that has ever happened to you will disappear like the fog of war on an Age of Empires II minimap.
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me and the besties on the way to Six Flags after covid is over
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genuinely funny that contemporary film discourse has been successfully commandeered by the wealthiest studio on the planet so now weird middle aged men and tiktok teens alike feel compelled to defend their work like they would a defenseless child whenever a critic says it's mid.
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wish I was a Soulsborne NPC so I could sit around in my hardest fit for a thousand years and then say “a pitiless doom has befallen you” to whoever walks up to me.
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@cjafterdark bro got Glass Resist +3 enchants on his hands and feet I'm grabbing boxes nd packing my shit up for him lmfao.
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I think the second a person starts referring to art as "content" we should legally be allowed to strap them to a rocket looney tunes style and launch them into the sun.
David Zaslav says scrapping films for tax write-offs took courage. “What content is going to help us win? The content that wasn’t, we made a strategic decision on. It was difficult & painful. But it was necessary.”. (Source:
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rest in peace legend
Trevor Moore Dies: Co-Founder Of The Whitest Kids U Know Was 41
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there really is a The Sopranos scene for everything
Andrew Tate’s video in response to Greta Thunberg allowed Romanian authorities to confirm he was in the country, and arrest him in human trafficking investigation, due to the pizza chain shown in the 2-minute rant.
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(Kendrick Lamar as a furry) I can feel your kinergy from two paw pads away.
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@Hbomberguy I'm really glad we've never seen any major disasters where a vehicle catches fire in a comparatively very narrow tunnel that engineers are taught about specifically to avoid replicating its conditions! anyways I wonder if Elon has ever googled Mont Blanc 1999.
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drop a thumbnail you wish you made ⬇️🎨.
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you will simply never catch me being excited for a live action adaptation of an animated work.
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making video essays so I can mansplain movies to as many women as humanly possible
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god why are men so hard to get gifts for. wtf do u people want.
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at thanksgiving dinner saying mkultra trigger phrases until one of my uncles activate and kill me.
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Asteroid City goes hard because it's simultaneously the most labyrinthine film Wes Anderson has ever made but it also hits you over the head repeatedly with some of the most straightforward and sincere pictures of love and grief and joy and wonder that he's ever put to a screen.
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I WON THE COPYRIGHT APPEAL AND MY VIDEO GETS TO STAY LIVE LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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the more I learn about Lupin III the more I realize it's just Scooby-Doo if the bad bitch meter was turned super high up.
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Facebook ad spaces are the closest we'll ever come to simulating a fever dream
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crazy how the beacon lighting scene in Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is the coolest thing humans have ever made.
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It’s so funny how every single video essay YouTuber mispronounces at least one extremely common word.
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if you showed this to Walt Disney in the 30s he’d 100% have a stroke and die
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bro facetimed me with a whole baby and said they brought a life into this world faster than I could finish a YouTube video.
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Scorsese giving some of the most insightful and vulnerable interviews one could ever ask of a master only for them to repeatedly be immediately reframed as "Martin Scorsese Says Captain Baby Time 2 Isn't Art - Should He Die?" engagement bait sort of just further proves his point.
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maybe the most pathetic thing about hateful weirdos in fandoms like Star Wars is that they're too bitchmade to even stand on their own beliefs fr so they all perform this dance where they deflect and say shit like "I don't hate women it's just the writing!" when they clearly do.
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this commercial real asf because I too wander around the world visibly on the cusp of suicide until I get to play a fun video game.
A new Tears of the Kingdom commercial!
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I think we should get 2 Halloweens this year. we deserve it.
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Lupin III begs the question what if Bugs Bunny was a human man.
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big problem about learning most the words you use from books instead of hearing them said out loud is pronouncing one wrong to 300,000 people and then getting cooked for it a year later
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me stepping out in my best fit wearing all my chains to retrieve the coffee I uber eats'd
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there is no reason a 737 should be this high lmfao bro taking us to space
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beyond being a kind and immeasurably talented person let us also appreciate that Robin Williams was the drippiest to ever do it
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anyways please compress your game you freaks it is a good game it is literally a fun game to play that nobody wants to deal with because its bloat is obscene please fix that.
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genuine shame that Star Wars has such a loudly hateful cell within its fandom because it's such a bright and interesting universe that can be so fun to talk abt but has been reduced to deranged men in their 40s purity testing women on whether or not they know who Darth Cummer is.
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so fucked up and obnoxious how grossly wealthy Disney is as a corporation and how willing they are to grind their workforce into a fine paste by forcing their staff back into parks only for the lead here to be "this is rough for the company too :(" the CEO is worth 600+ mill wym.
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really difficult to overstate how much of Lupin III is just the premise "What if James Bond movies were actually Scooby-Doo movies?" and I mean that in the best way possible
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just had A5 Wagyu for the first time and I fr made the sound a Dark Souls player character makes when they get hit
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my most innocuous "it's probably nothing" theory abt any Ghibli movie is I think Fukuo in Kiki's Delivery Service is also magic and occasionally lets Kiki in on it by doing lil things like when he spins the trays and bread appears on them when no one else besides her is looking
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Anakin real asf because if I fumbled Natalie Portman I too would yell "NOOOOOOOOOOOO" and then destroy everything around me with my mind.
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Biden and Kamala at their inauguration right before stripping my family's medicare
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