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updated DM fee (must be one of the following):
• a joke (has to make me laugh)
• song/band/album rec (have to like it)
• marriage proposal (you have to have active health insurance/has to be serious)
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@meaghancates
sneakily picks up acorns in his mouth (he knows he’s not supposed to have them), stashes them around the house, eats them when I’m not looking, and throws them up on my bed at 3 am
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YES!!! He’s 100% a Velcro dog so if he’s ever not in my sight I know that lil shit is eating acorns
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✨babe wake up the girlies are posting abt loving themselves ✨
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my mom said “my stunning daughter!” to this one so that’s something right
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making out w someone while sitting on their lap would make this a good friday actually
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this pic made a few of you want to make me a mom so happy father’s day to you I guess
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someone’s son will fall in love with me because I posted ass on twitter (manifesting)
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I’m not on dating apps. if I find my dog a step parent it’s going to be on twitter dot com the way god intended
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thread of Shit I Hear While Being a Woman in a Male Dominated Blue Collar Field
(aka shit the guys say to me, the woman in charge of them)
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very thankful Tucker’s original mom didn’t crop/dock his ears bc I can’t imagine going a day without saying “Dobby’s a free elf” to him
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apparently I haven’t made myself clear bottom row hmu
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huh?
i hate girls with big t!ts. all they do is take cute selfies with their ginormous mommy milkers taking up half the screen and i’m sick of it. if any girls with big t!ts reply to this tweet i’ll be very mad so don’t do it! 😡
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also I’m not spending the night if there’s no AC. I’m going home to my 67° bedroom.
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n e way :)
tonight’s the night we’ve all been waiting for- the charity event where local (home) chefs make wild game dishes and we drink beers and waste hundreds on gun raffles and gamble with getting food poisoning.
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TGIF yall we have made it thru ANOTHER week let’s have a beer or a dart or a nap idk it’s your night baby!!!
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boobs
haha jk btaco bell
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happy sunday pls remind ur local curly girly u love her curls so she doesn’t straighten them xoxoxo
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oh word?
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dtaco bell
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this one’s for the intern from crowdstrike that fucked up but not enough because my boss can still email me
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post nut clarity except it’s post food hyper fixation clarity and you’ll go from eating something every day for a month straight to not wanting it again for 15 years
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didn’t ask/not reading all that/shut up
@mollymarie03
Btw nose piercing are unattractive. Anyone who tells you different probably has one or just tells you what you want to hear. You’re probably a single mom or in an unhappy marriage.
Yeah it’s that easy to tell.
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hey I know our situationship ended horribly and we haven’t talked in months but
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this much humidity during pride month is homophobic and curlyphobic
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My Best Friend Got Married And All I Got Was This Incredible Pic Of Her Dog And I
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“men used to-” yeah well men used to shut the fuck up too so let’s bring that back
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reminder to change the oil in your vehicle(s) and fuck anyone that says you can’t do it in shorts
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everyone that followed me to see boobs is gonna be so disappointed lmao
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I don’t have tweet notifs on for anyone I’m just kinda raw dogging the TL
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am i…. a man…?
No man on earth can go a week without having s€x.
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why buy (date) the cow (me) when you could have the milk (jokes on twitter) for free
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yo if a mutual of mine is a racist asshole I’ll happily unfollow. I don’t background check every single person that follows me. to assume im supportive of that person’s behavior and to doxx me and say gross shit about me is weirdo behavior. thanks.
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Ladies I also want it known, depending on the lighting, I have between A10 and A17 eye color
My DMs are open
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so. a racist dude from mma twitter says something racist. mma twitter decides im his girlfriend (wrong). a bunch of grown men dox me, make fun of me, say they’re going to fuck me, and threaten me. i say something about how fucked it is, and now they’re all silent? k.
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if I have to see justin timberlake’s fuck ass mug shot one more time
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“your pants are really pink” “sure hope so.” “you want em like that?” “yep.” “hm.” -actual conv w one of the boys this morning.
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fine fuck it I’ll say it missionary so u can watch my eyes roll back when I tell u how good ur doing for me
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