Happy third anniversary to this lady. This is never not funny.

RT @bigtimerobb: White people will tell you they couldn’t understand a word Kendrick said and then put on some Pearl Jam.

Excellent read. I, too, was convinced this was all Isiah.

Ok, that's enough commercials with dads watching their little girls grow up

Hey, @DrewLaneShow , did you see Brady's watch!? @TrudiDan @marcfell @Pro_Duecer

RT @RedWingDiehards: I’m going to say something that is surely going to help us all remain calm and rational… The 2018-19 Blues and the 20…

RT @Dadsaysjokes: So, "In The Air Tonight" by Phil Collins came on a few minutes ago at work. I was the ONLY person who did the air drum so…

@BobPagesports I preferred Bert Be Home Blyleven

@BobPagesports That's not a shot at you, Robert. You didn't care so it left no impression.

@KeithGave @Super70sSports Nothing goes with Boone's Farm... except a hangover

RT @Super70sSports: I just realized the Grammys are tonight but it’ll probably just be acts like ASSid Refluxxx feat. Lil’ Fart and other p…

@nut_history "its"

I just want to thank you for spelling "sherbet" correctly

@NormSNLJokes You need to post all the Frank Stallone ones consecutively

Not every f*cking play is unbelievable, Brady! In fact, I've believed all three plays in the last minute that were "unbelievable" #NFLPlayoffs

@BobPagesports @IffyTheDopester Weird Al has a slight correction: you're gonna have to face it - you're addicted to spuds

@IffyTheDopester Right on Telegraph - about a quarter mile from where I currently live.

EVERYBODY knew that Ben Johnson was leaving. I truly do not understand the hate he's getting now. None of you would take a huge promotion with a fat raise at another company, right? We just have to make sure he has at least 2 losses next year. #OnePride

RT @Trysta_Krick: I’m not saying this is Roughing the Passer. It’s not. What I AM saying is that if that was Patrick Mahomes getting hit, i…

I HATE ROOTING FOR NOTRE DAME!!! But I will