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I am a plate of radical antiideologue caramelized Onions. Just sizzling away democratic tyranny. A shallow mask of manners. ILYALR

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If you were following @caramalizedoni1 I’ve moved back to this account thanks to new twitter policy.
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@stillgray @elonmusk @bariweiss @thehonestlypod @RoKhanna Bari Weiss has always been on the side of the establishment, but given leeway to speak against them.
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@SamHarrisOrg Oh I think we understood it quite clearly- the ends justifies the means in your view. There were several major movement in the early 20th century who agreed with you.
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@clappincheeks_ @The_Real_Fly He went through the drive thru, and paid for his burger…
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@qwitter_litter @ADL A mature activism firm. By mature, I mean that they’ve exceeded the scope of their mission and now create what they once fought against.
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@michaelmalice @GOPLeader The people complaining about McCarthy failing to seal the deal are the same people who believe restoring decorum is desirable.
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@AndyOstroy @elonmusk God forbid people have fun and blow off steam stickmudzilla
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@disclosetv Germany needs to ban guns NOW!
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@BodyForWife @JesseKellyDC Hi, non historian here. You’re just making shit up for clicks.
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@yoyoel So your top priority is still meddling in elections? Noted.
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@RyanZohoury @elonmusk @BillFOXLA He’s not choosing a single issue, you are.
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@NIPPERDODDS @JamesMelville @thecoastguy Right wing has always been to reduce the heavy hand of the state, and preserve the power of the people. Any deviation from these two core values is contorted far left garbage.
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This has nothing to do with climate change.
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@RealCandaceO @Timcast No, he didn’t talk about the money because the money wasn’t the problem. This is why I tell people you are a hack,
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@sam_d_1995 Yes, Americans are better than Europeans.
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@JoshEakle Left wingers want the government to continue to control social media companies to silence opposition. Take a moment to think about that.
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@AJemaineClement It’s also a pretty accurate parody of other country’s knowledge of America.
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“Right wing” is an euphemism for “middle class”.
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@SikkSoToo @alx Yes, and he’s referring to this.
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@jk_rowling He didn’t put them through anything
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Vlad the Impaler had good qualities, more than most.
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@RonColeman @TwitterSafety Fact check: this is NOT reminiscent of fascism or ww2 Germany whatsoever.
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@axios Who listens to activists?
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@elonmusk @ScottAdamsSays @IamLewisU The people hate Schiff more than they know who Scott is. With a little effort, Scott could persuade them to see him not only as the better option but a good option.
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@MikeAngeloTakes @GPrime85 @womensmarch I want the bread baked without the crust, none of this slicing it off the sandwich crap.
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@Will_Overgard @RyanW16 Are you parody? You can’t be serious… 🤦🏼‍♀️
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@RozeRage @KurtSchlichter Sam Hyde is a man of many faces, he could be anybody, even you.
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@citizenKal00 @michaelmalice > offers to buy votes with UBI > TotaLlY nOt A sNaKe
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@dyingscribe Then irl: “Hey honey, I decided to put a baby in you” Her: 🥹
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Ok, Trump is cringe now
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@WhoopiGoldberg Imagine getting ratiod on your goodbye tweet
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@dustyddunaway @alx It’ll be a hostile committee, but the DoJ won’t accept any recommended actions so it’s moot.
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@catincoggnito @jeremynewberger Kyle made peace, Greta sows division.
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@WordsfromC @cliftonaduncan @disclosetv It’s civil, so it would ultimately be cheaper to just appeal forever.
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@0xgaut Look lady I’m just here to pick up my damn food, I don’t have time for your service.💁‍♀️🍷
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@kashaj10 @RoxyCoco09 @Breaking911 My son murdered a century ago?
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@dyingscribe He embodied America- ironically and non-ironically.
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@ScottAdamsSays Smartphones, despite the moral panic, are creating the most educated generation in history. It is up to parents to discuss what their children watch, steer them away from inappropriate content, and to explain confusing and fake concepts with them.
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@Breaking911 “ a popular [unnamed] incel website” Sooooo what was this website? And if it exists, how is it not run by Feds?
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@DuskLegendstein @MegalithMage @DavidDecosimo You don’t have to be religious to conclude that there is more that we don’t know than we know, and that is just scientific.
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@advisorrob @Corvaier @CNNOpinion Or anything made of plastic
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@TradconTradcon5 @michaelmalice @LandauDave Nobody is going to sleep with you
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@Smigman1 @JohnFetterman This is a windows 95 screensaver, not a meme.
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@Breaking911 Always expect the best from Kamala.
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@TRHLofficial I own two sets, but just ordered another and pre ordered Hogwarts Legacy
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@TheRichFromCali @carissaj63 If thats the basis for your civil suit youve already lost.
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@RAZ0RFIST CS Lewis said that all ideas come from God. I’m not even religious and I agree with him.
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@PunishedHatchl1 @FischerKing64 Just assume all of them, and make measured assumptions based on what we better understand today.
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@QuarantinedCoof Seriously, who didn’t know this
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@GeniusChad @jorymicah Fascism is just socialism by coercion; socialism is just fascism by policy
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Bookmark this and share it with your friends who become blackpilled.
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I started to write a little essay about demoralization and gave up, which is kinda funny.
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@ChefReactions Things that would make this better: 1. Make blueberry syrup in a saucepan and add extra blueberries when it cools 2. Cook the biscuit dough separately 3. Coat the biscuit dough in the butter mixture on all sides 4. Cook longer at a lower temp
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@giacomonyt Fascism is a far-left, Marxist, religion that rejects Christianity in favor of nihilism.
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@Shariinthesky @CBSNews This is actually bad
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@RAZ0RFIST Daily Wire is the corporate press because they act like the corporate press.
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Taffaroon Wigglebottom.
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If your chicken and dumplings doesn’t look like this, it’s not chicken and dumplings
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@Breaking911 Aaaaaand this story is gone
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@AdamAlethier @fasc1nate If you’ve ever been in the snow, all that white makes the sun insanely bright.
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@SensibleTJ @Perpetualmaniac @elizableu @BrittanyVenti Which is why she changed careers and got into grifting
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Want to end superfluous civil cases? Lawyers are exempt from receiving any of the punitive damages, and must quote all costs up front.
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This is peak feminine form. What’s stopping you from looking like this?
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ジンキで見たぞ!綱島先生の漫画で見たぞこれ!!
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@blindtechnician @PandasAndVidya I’m making damn sure my daughter knows that technology doesn’t run on magic
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@TRHLofficial @SenMarkey @elonmusk The idea that American citizens must respond to congress, at all, is against the spirit of the constitution. Congress would function much better if it was forced to beg or entice people and companies to let them interrogate.
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@thebradfordfile @pretendtoo Yep. Lot's of people who were crossing their legs, hoping DeSantis would run just changed their minds.
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Guess the nuke narrative didn’t work
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The idea that nuclear codes could be written down is laughably stupid, and the people who believe this is the case are the lowest form of thinkers.
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@damintoell She blocked me to lock herself in her echo chamber and this is what she got.
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Ordering for pickup directly from a restaurants website is much cheaper than door dash.
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@neontaster Fwiw, Kathy griffin isn’t funny which is a prerequisite for comedy
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Found a big ol spider on my tomato plant, and not sure what this is
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Fuck this, im going to the store to pick up lard and egg nog.
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@Joel__Collinson @askeeve @MarkHamill You sound like every conservative ever over the last 100 years, and I doubt you’ll ever understand why.
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Imagine doing this to your kid…
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CaliToad 🇺🇸🇺🇦
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@ericswalwell @BenStiller My youngest watched history being made tonight #SlavaUkraini
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@LizzyStarrrdust @elizableu She’s always looked like a fraud. She keeps changing her name every few years“reinvent” herself and get away from getting caught. I kind of thought she did help rid Twitter of pedo stuff, but it’s looking like that didn’t need her help, she just put her name on it.
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My nap buddy
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@willchamberlain That’s because DeSantis is against free speech.
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Or you could just have eyebrows and not be insane.
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@GregAbbott_TX Governor, who are you pandering to?
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@ianfs @JackPosobiec They have no basis in doing so.
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@THATCH_ARISES @jk_rowling This is exactly what she’s failed to get.
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@Chamber_revised @dyingscribe I know a couple dudes whove died doing that shit. Pro tip: if youre piloting a boat and some dumbass jumps overboard, kill the engine.
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@MkayUokay @elonmusk @ShellenbergerMD Calling ESG a grift would be like calling the patriot act a grift, that’s not remotely the correct terminology. ESG is a legislated framework for deciding which companies can exist based on ideology and under the guise of responsible governance.
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Meet Sophie.
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@zerohedge Impeach 46
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It doesn’t need to be said, but I will anyway. The reason I subscribe to twitter blue is because i want to see Elon succeed in reducing the influence of advertisers on public discourse, and Im giving him a long lead to produce results. Mocking it says more about you than me.
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@Fallout Fallout 76 has nothing to do with fallout.
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@michaelmalice @monacharen Murder is so overblown. It should be a misdemeanor.
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If the Democratic Party ever apologized for anything, it would be for choosing Kamala as their diversity hire.
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It’s going to freeze tonight so gotta have a bowl of chili. (Snuck a couple of tamales underneath)
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@AdamSchiff What a nice endorsement of Kevin McCarthy
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Does this seem naive to anybody else?
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The thing happening over the sky in Montana is a perfect example of the social media game. It’s become umamusing.
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New cooktop.
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