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Dan

@cantbedan

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back from retirement | N4N former @deadbeat

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Toronto, Ontario

Joined November 2008

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what fumbling a bad bitch does to you

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napping together is bonding for me. we could sleep all day idc

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when her ass fat and she funny

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i whisper “the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

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6 months

your ex will have a whole new relationship & still be mad at you for doing you

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11 months

@OvOBrezzzy looking like a whole “yeah that’s me.. you’re probably wondering what i did to end up here” 😭

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@OvOBrezzzy bro aint that yo- nvm

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8 months

@OvOBrezzzy that man ain’t coming back LMAO

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9 months

@OvOBrezzzy SOMEONE GET ME MY KEYS

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11 months

when she be talking too much sometimes you just gotta..

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24/7

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1 year

how i’m trying to be

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1 year

her at first: 💗🌸🧸💐🦋🫶🏽 the other side i didn’t know about:

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2 years

this just hits different.

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9 months

"Who got you smiling like that" the alcohol bruh i'm drunk as shit

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11 months

real asf

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6 months

if we ended on bad terms, i'm sorry.. sorry you're a bitch. fuck u forever

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1 year

fuck sex i need someone to tell me it’s gonna be okay and then we can fuck

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9 months

real mfs wake up to zero gm texts

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11 months

when her ass fat AND she’s funny

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2 years

love language

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4 months

@Natalieeerenae LMFAO you’ll never catch me begging.. imma just ask 26 times though

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11 months

when I text my ex at 2:22am on purpose so that she thinks it’s a sign for us

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11 months

i really don’t have a type but i know what’s not my type

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11 months

me and who??

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1 year

women really be like “hehe oops”

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2 years

this could be us

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1 year

“why you ain’t text back?” me:

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1 year

if i had a gf i’d throw away my phone and just focus on her fr

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11 months

if i block you n you find another way to contact me, we gettin back together fuck it

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10 months

I got 0 talking stages left in me, fuck yo favorite color

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1 year

women who like getting choked during sex be the same ones who cry if u yell at them

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1 year

me and who?

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11 months

when you spend the night with the shy quiet girl..

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1 year

could be us

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8 months

If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit I taught you

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10 months

@upblissed

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6 months

no roster, no gn’s, just some good ass music

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1 year

mood

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1 year

“i really like you” my damaged ass:

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1 year

If you enjoy my tweets, follow me and turn on my notifications then like this tweet for a follow back! Thank y’all for the love 🖤

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1 year

@OvOBrezzzy shit had me like.. it can’t be

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11 months

he just like me fr

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10 months

if my girl hate you then i hate you too bitch

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1 year

my brain literally stops working when this happens

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11 months

my mom be like “what happened to your lil friend” mom FUCK that hoe

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11 months

when they go low.. that means i gotta go lower.

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10 months

Ever met somebody exactly like you? That shit is dangerous

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1 year

she just put “LMAOO” under another dudes tweet…

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1 year

wanting princess treatment knowing you the devil is crazy

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11 months

this would cure all my problems idc.

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10 months

I want a women that’ll have me this kind of fucked up

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11 months

if rn isn’t meant for us.. next week is.

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1 year

“so what are we?” me:

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1 year

every damn day..

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1 year

her: “baby are you busy?” me: “never busy for you babe, what’s up?”

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1 year

my toxic trait is that i know how to love but i don’t know how to believe i’m loved

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8 months

if we’re done, WE’RE DONE. please don't text me, cause imma text you back.

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11 months

*Someone with a fat ass walks by* Me:

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11 months

she’s in my head so much i might as well give her some

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10 months

this is how fast i reply if i fuck with you

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1 year

need

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1 year

me staring at my bed knowing the week is about to start

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1 year

real..

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7 months

if we break up and you really move on you a weird ass bitch

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1 year

me checking to see if i still got that dog in me

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1 year

it’s disgusting how much i replay a song when i love it

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1 year

wanting princess treatment knowing you the devil is crazy

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1 year

my twitter is NOT full of hints i just be saying shit

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1 year

if my girl had a bad day, i’ll take the earth with my bare hands and spin it in reverse to restart the day

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1 year

could be us

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11 months

opening an app that pauses ur music instantly kiIIs the mood

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11 months

Me ignoring her red flags because she thick

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