Issa lot of ppl (male celebs) wishing Boosie a speedy recovery that are still waiting to hear all of the facts before commenting on Megan getting shot.
I like Azealia Banks. Her album Broke With Expensive Taste helped me thru my days as a wounded warrior. Right after i was medically evacuated from Iraq, all i listened to was her album.
Yall watched that entire 2hr 45min Katt Williams interview last night but didn’t read with/to your child cuz you didn’t have time.
Meanwhile, Katt was reading 3,000 non-fiction books in multiple languages in a year when he was 8.
@LaCienegaBlvdss
Maybe she meant marriage doesn’t define you, you aren’t a failure if you never get married, and/or it isn’t something that you should strive to achieve. I feel that way also. I dont think marriage is an achievement/accomplishment. Same with parenting.
@LaCienegaBlvdss
The makeup. Hit. The face care products. Hit. The shoes. Hit. The furry slides. Hit. The perfume. Hit. The undies. Hit.
All hits and all reasonably prices (exception was her luxury clothing line)
@PrinceyPls
Sis got the game fucked up. She looking for clout. Me? I woulda been fucked drake, went on a shopping spree, and back home under my husband.
@LaCienegaBlvdss
This!!! An entire sitcom with multiple seasons based off his “main” joke on KOC.
The others literally fell out with him cuz he chose to start at tv show instead of capitalizing (read: carrying the show) off of an additional KOC tour/movie
He drove too slow. He stopped at a red light and i got out of the car and took the bus home. “I could tell by the way he drove he was gonna waste my time”
This is why/how Megan thee Reporter blew tf up. She’s great at her job but the black journalists (and bloggers) are so TRASH that you can’t rely on them at all.
@GummiPies
(This is Hurricane and his obsession with Spiderman)
“I had 8 legs when I was in mom’s tummy but then i got too big and 6 legs broke off. So i only came out with two. I’m still a real Spiderman though”
They really handed out $1,200 checks then left ppl for dead.
Y’all....i am very very upset about this shit.
COVID hasn’t had ANY financial impact on my family but the thought of the govt neglecting the majority of its population has me LIVID.
Beyoncé pandered to black ppl and realized the sales plummeted. Now she is trying to get the white people back cuz the homosexual/house album wasn’t enough. I can’t wait to see what Act 3 is.
Why can’t she just go back to making good music without pandering to groups of ppl?
They ask me what i do and who i do it for….16.5yrs & counting. Major Marni soon to be Lieutenant Colonel Marni.
You’re welcome. The pleasure is mine. 🫶🏽❤️🫶🏽
@GummiPie
@LouLouBell37
@JoyAnnReid
People don’t allow children to voice their opinion or have options and then wonder why they remain silent when being abused/mistreated/molested. They’ve been programmed to be voiceless and take whatever they get which follows them into adulthood. Yuck.
kids deserve better parents
@GummiPie
@LouLouBell37
@JoyAnnReid
I am convinced that people don’t really “like” their children and/or view them as “less than” adults. I offer my toddler a few (healthy) options to choose from. I get to choose what i want. Why can’t he??
Also, he hasn’t been exposed to candy, cakes, chocolate so 🤷🏽♀️
@crissles
Do it monthly for every full moon. Each moon has a different attribute. My mother-in-law sits a whole jug out and we drink some and cook with some.
There is an entire mall. 3 banks. A DMV. A post office. A hair salon. A jewelry store. 30+ restaurants. 25k people work in the Pentagon. It is the largest office building in the US.
Man...i can’t wait til they let us back in. I miss work.
One of his MANY jobs, construction worker. Yes that is an excavator. Hard hat cuz safety first.
Oh and rainboots (
@GummiPies
) cuz you never know when it might rain out here in the Arizona DESERT. 😂
My husband just told me to order ANYTHING i wanted for Veteran’s Day. I asked for the stuffed crust from a Pizza Hut stuffed crust pizza. “Y’all can have the pizza. I want the crust”
@GummiPie
your impact
Also, I’m ready to have this baby. 2wks left.
I asked my bd would he do this if we have a girl next. “I’d do it for Hurricane if that’s what he wanted to do”
Gotta have kids by these type of men, ladies.
(Especially cuz imma leave him with the kids for weeks at a time when I’m retired while i vacation year-round)
That’s $1,300 i just cleared off (black) teacher’s lists.
I only posted this to let y’all know that YES I’m still blindly blessing ppl and have for over 10yrs.
Remember that one year
#onhere
where i had an angel every month?!?
I’m blessed so i always bless others
@LaCienegaBlvdss
Yes. Women deal with a monthly cycle of hormones and emotions for decades and birth humanity all while still being productive members of society. The common cold will take a man out for a week.
In 2000, i explained “birth control” and “abortion” to my 85yo grandma.
“So you can take a pill smaller than my blood pressure pill and not get pregnant or if you are pregnant and catch it soon enough they can suck the fetus out? Baby, you wouldn’t even be here if i had that”
If all it takes to tank the birthrate is allowing women other options, then women do not in fact naturally desire to be baby making machines, they’re forced into it by circumstance. You don’t need propaganda to get a horse to run or a dog to bark.
12th grade. I signed my college ROTC scholarship two days later cuz i wanted to be the hero America needed.
I finished college and then commissioned and here i am today after 17.5yrs of active duty service.
BIG MARNI
@LaCienegaBlvdss
Parents who work multiple jobs somehow find time to do everything else they want to do (social media, hang with friends, go out to eat, etc) but when it comes to READING TO THEIR CHILDREN they can’t find 30mins.
I cant say what i wanna say…
Today is Hurricane’s birthday. He has yelled NO to everyone that has FaceTimed him singing happy birthday. He also to me, my husband, and Sara to stop singing.
He doesn’t like cake. He had tictacs, toast with mustard & peanut butter, and apple juice. He is in heaven.
You can actively AVOID bad relationships & leave at the FIRST red flag…so you don’t miss out on a good relationship/partner. Timing is a factor but so is GOOD DECISION MAKING
So the girlies in good marriages and relationships have started coming on tiktok saying that it’s really just all luck and timing & you can’t strategize your way into a good relationship…so either we’re so back or we’re screwed. I’m thinking the latter
Kids are so funny. I went to a career day for a friend of mine that is an elementary school teacher. When I explained my job in the Army (Computer Engineer) the kids asked
“So you don’t shoot anybody?”
“You get dressed up to type on a computer? Do you even have a gun?”
😂😂😂
Idk how both of my boys became obsessed with rainboots but it is especially funny with Storm because we have LITERALLY lived in the desert since she was 6 months old.
@GummiPie
I’m booked being a cow to an infant but still managed to be bathed, (teeth) brushed, body buttered, and in bed with my babies.
Please bill and block the ppl who were gaslighting you.
Bears, it’s Friday but your body still gets tired and require maintenance.
@GummiPie
i stepped away to have a baby and noticed ppl in the CULT (including you) were not sticking to our bedtime procedures.
Gummi, please bill.
Bears, don’t make me give you the mommy eye…WASH your body, BRUSH your teeth AND tongue, & do NOT go to bed ashy.
I have to keep 2-3 outfits in the car at all times because if there is water, Hurricane will play in it and get wet. This was after his 8am doctors appt.
Where are the rain boots when he needs them
@GummiPie
? 😂😂
Losing fathers mothers aunties uncles etc.... VIOLENCE isn’t not the answer ... cops killing us is not the answer, us killin cops is not the answer. VIOLENCE WILL ONLY BRING MORE VIOLENCE
Missy Elliott has been battling health issues her entire career and PHYSICALLY couldn’t tour in ANY type/size venue. Please clap for your fav without involving a LEGEND
Congrats to her, but this is why I laugh when ppl act like the things Nicki’s doing now are things she “should” be doing just bc she’s been around longer when the female rappers that came before haven’t even done those things yet lol
Like are y’all gonna tell us Missy should be
Now why tf would I leave America? This is MY country. My ancestors built it and I have defended it for nearly 18yrs.
Please keep black Americans out of this and tell the African immigrants in America to return to THEIR motherland. 🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽
There's a BUNCH of these kids hitting 18 or so, posting on reddit and elsewhere for advice and legal help. Families were often fundamentalists or various cults. Absolutely screws the kids.
I matched with my husband on Tinder July 4, 2018. He bought my engagement ring on back Friday. Proposed (& knocked me up) on Feb 2, 2019. Married on April 1, 2019. Private wedding on July 4, 2019.
1st child born Oct 16, 2019.
My son can not only identify an octagon is but he knows that it has 8 sides. And an octopus has 8 legs. And that the octo/octa prefix (usually…exception October) means EIGHT.
I swear i don’t like these type of blk ppl. Do you look to white ppl to explain so much about white culture when Biden was elected? Or did you just focus on his actions as POTUS?
Did you learn how to make green bean casserole? CLOWNS
My favorite parts of Kendrick’s disses are the ending ad-libs 🤣
“Lemme hear you say O-V-Hoe (O-V-Hoe), say O-V-Hoe (O-V-Hoe), then step this way, step that way, then step this way, step that way”
@LaCienegaBlvdss
When Sara was 13 & in 9th grade, she came home from school one day and said “i quit using opioids….why aren’t you happy? I could’ve kept going and got addicted.”
I didn’t give any reaction. The teens were mostly me not giving any reaction to foolishness.
We ate dinner.
Yall watched that entire 2hr 45min Katt Williams interview last night but didn’t read with/to your child cuz you didn’t have time.
Meanwhile, Katt was reading 3,000 non-fiction books in multiple languages in a year when he was 8.
@GummiPie
I’m still pregnant. Getting admitted to the hospital tomorrow to start induction where i will starve for 2-3 days until the baby decides to arrive…this is my last night of laborless sleep/rest so I’m making the most of it.
Please bill your time.
Bears, 🛌🥱💤
Y’all don’t want read to children, be in community with them, play with them, raise them or feed them BUT I’m the eugenicist for not want y’all to have them?
@GummiPie
I’m finally going to check in the hospital at 9:45pm. Intermittent sleep for me until Storm aka CULT baby arrives in the next few days.
I will still be reminding you to bill and expect the Bears to keep up with their hygiene & sleep schedules.
Dont let me down, CULT
@GummiPie
Between COVID and protests/police brutality, i had to give my favs shows a break. Trauma that i am ACTIVELY living thru/experiencing is not entertaining to me
Congress confirmation! It’s official!
On Sep 1st, Lil Marni becomes Lieutenant Colonel (LTC) Marni.
Myself is proud of me. I was a 16yo HS senior on 9/11. I instantly became patriotic & set two goals “Graduate college. Become a senior ranking Army Officer”
You’re welcome 🇺🇸
My lead housekeeper (there is a team of 4 & she’s the lead) is having shoulder surgery next month and will be out for 3 months. Housekeeping is her only source of income. I’ve donated to help her while she’s out.
Can you spare $1?
I say too many people got degrees now. Ppl are so smart that they’re stupid. The sad part is these ppl are tens to hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and are STILL fucking idiots.
I don’t think this many people were meant to read. I think that debating ideologies was always for a small set of people. Now it’s too many dummies with a book floating around. Stop reading!! Abolish books!!
We have a home classroom that my nanny & I teach the boys. Hurricane can read, speak Spanish, describe the solar system, & explain how dinosaurs became extinct. Oh…and do this.
Hurricane turns 4 next month. Not even school age yet.
So why ppl tryna blame teachers?!?
If you don’t feel responsible for your own child that you birthed then I can’t help you.
The white man takes responsibility for his kids and he’s secretly hiring tutors and/or forcing the district to supplement when their teachers are ineffective
Meanwhile you on Twitter.
Now THIS would explain why Future & Metro opened the gates.
Chris Brown took it to hell bringing up takeoff then Drake crowing CB as a “real” Cali gangster acting like he wasn’t beefing with him over Rihanna.
LONG LIVE TAKEOFF.
@LaCienegaBlvdss
Got me thinking about the UAW strike….my dad worked at Ford Motor Co on the assembly line 12hrs/day M-F & 10 on Saturday for THIRTY years. Provided everything for us. Retired when he was 48.
🎵Go to sleep. Go to sleep. If you tired, be quiet, and go to sleep🎵—Go 2 Sleep by Ludacris
Bears, I’m back by popular demand to sing lullabies & remind you to GO TF TO SLEEP.
@GummiPies
, plz inform the CULT of my duties and nicely ask them to adhere to a reasonable bedtime
As a member of the Rihanna ARMY (cuz why tf would i ever be in the navy), I typically buy whatever Rih puts her name on but not just cause it’s her….90% of the time it’s a good product w/great quality.
They’re 1 and the same.
The only difference is Rihanna’s fans actually like her so they gone buy anything she slaps her name on…
But Beyonce fans? Beyonce fans gone leave her for dead every time.
Sara passed the GA state real estate exam. Whew! It’s been a crazy 2yrs since she graduated high school and decided against college (which I supported cuz college isn’t for everyone), but my 19yo is a LICENSED REAL ESTATE AGENT and passed on her FIRST attempt. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
5yrs ago, we got married on a dirt road behind a judge’s house who was drunk when he married us. Aaron wore a tuxedo tshirt & I had on a sundress 8wks pregnant with Hurricane. It’s cost $45 to get married.
We posted it & everyone thought it was a joke. I love it here.
It would be difficult for me not to like their personality since i actively encourage my child(ren) to discover their interests and develop their personality independently.
@GummiPie
at this point, it’s a broken record…I’m 41wks pregnant but since this baby isn’t ready to come out I’m just gonna go ahead and go to bed.
Bears, self-care & sleep when you can.
Gummi, bill when you can.
Tomorrow is his bday party at Chuck E. Cheese. We rented the entire place out to be safe from COVID.
I will tell everyone that we will NOT sing happy birthday. He does not like it.
He has also decided that he is 10 and not 2.
I’m hitching my wagon to the ADOS people because it’s about to get very real for the first generation Americans.
All them years of calling them stray cats is about to come back to bite y’all.
Godspeed
@GummiPie
I didn’t come back for 35 days. I stayed home until it was time for the end of school year finals. This was 11th grade. I finished the year with all As & never was “officially” suspended.