@Adam_Robbo
Loool he ain’t my boy, listen I ain’t done nothing wrong, she’s a j bag. The end. Book closed. She said she’s having a good Xmas regardless 🤣
So my mates in Dubai sitting next to a playboy model having a few drinks with her on a beach, and I’m sitting here ready to get dressed up to get some oats, bananas and milk from Tesco .... tough at the top
Has one of my mates neighbours really called the Feds on us just for gym training In his garage......... fuck me were doing a few bicep curls officer, not running a bando
In 2002, a 19-year-old British garbage man won 10 million pounds (approx $15 million) on the lottery. He spent it all on drugs, gambling and prostitutes and 8 years later was back working as a garbage man again.
@TheQuietKid18
You see the video of when he says he got called into a meeting by the site manager cos the same apprentice got caught having a tug in the toilet … was creasing 🤣🤣
Girls love to talk about what gives them the ‘Ick’ on here…like we don’t even care, we don’t rate your moody lip filler, your eyebrows pinned on like tail on the donkey, or holding a convo with u is like buttering a loaf of bread with a sledge hammer but there we fuckin go luv
Me and Dex must have been walloped last night cos we paid 200 quid to get a taxi home…. Jesus Christ anyone want me to mow their lawn today for a few quid
@Adam_Robbo
“Alright bud, merry Xmas , just a quick one just before I tore into my Donna in July. I tongue twisted your missus, sorry big nuts” how does that sound ??
Still a vacancy for my plus 1 for winter wonderland this sat, most the boys got their other half going, and I can’t be feeding Qpr Reece churos and festive beer all night cos we will end up in a rave somewhere
Feel like I got my life together this Sunday morning, walked dog picked his shit up, smiled and said hello to about 20 Elderly people, now sipping on a cuppa
There ain’t a single woman in my life who I love more than my mother, saved my dads life giving him a Kidney over ten years ago, gave up a very good career to look after my nan and grandad instead of them going into care. So to know my grandad is at rest now, she deserves the 🌎
Honestly tho since I’ve had the vaccine I’ve got faster, stronger, my memory has got better, 100 percent more organised. My memory has got better, even helped me relax easier in evenings, my memory has got better and loads more
Lock down got my message replies 3-5 working business days... I physically can’t take any more dinner convos, dog walks, how many siblings u have chat or how many cancelled holidays u had last year 😂
Nan with dementia who hasn’t made sense in months, turned round to mum today in hospital and said tell Callum “he’s a brilliant grandson I love him but he just needs to listen more” somethings will never change 🤣💙
Still can’t get over how I told some girl y’day she had nice teeth with such confidence standing side by side in crowd (which she did) she then turned to the other side and then shown me she was missing one with a fat gap…I was like ahhh I dunno why I open my fucking mouth🤣🤣🤣
For people thinking sitting in a pub garden from Monday with mates 2 meters apart is the way forward are smoking something hard. A second wave of this, this country will honestly not cope. Give our country rope they will be hanging from a tree. Parties gathering everywhere.
Lock down mood is very up n down init, one minute I’m up for running a half marathon n having a bake off in the kitchen , then with a flip of a coin I’m arguing with the neighbours setting their fence on fire
Couple weeks ago was sitting next to my grandad in his hospital bed, we all didn’t think he would make it through. Sitting next to him now about to watch the football together and it’s such a good a feeling 💙🙏
Having to cut my losses with my training. I’m not even bothering with home gym workouts u think I’m gonna start prancing about the living room with elastic bands round my legs to davina workout dvd u got another thing coming mate, Fuck dat
So many people saying proud to be English n that after yesterday’s game, but spent most of the day just smashing up their own city, u lot are all backwards…
How has my car just passed it’s mot driven it away, 2 hours later now both my break front callipers have ceased up so I’m back getting my car fixed 🤣🤣🤣🤣.... I’m drinking something strong tonight anything less than bleach I don’t want it
Messaged this girl at lunch saying now lock down is over we may as well go for that drink we have spoke about a while back ...she ain’t replied but I just reckon she’s run out of data
Ah 3 years ago today I was all loved up in Florida with the ex missus, now Im arguing with some Romanian don over where he put my copper pipes 🥰
#atthetopanyway
The only way this social distancing will work in the uk is if there is a lock down completely. Country is full of idiots and the governments advice will never be enough with majority thinking they are above the law until it’s someone in their family who is dying....
World can swallow me up today, cos I tried to give my change to a man sitting on a bench outside coffee shop (looked homeless) “mate I ain’t homeless,I’m sitting down cos my backs fucked” ahhh mate , don’t even know if I get good karma for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣