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Sophie Thompson
2 months
Why is this filmed like an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
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Pop Base
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Putin and Kim Jong Un driving around together in new video.
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
when bald people wash their faces how high up do they go
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Little Mix
6 years
Song writing again today. What concepts would you like to hear us sing about? :) jade x
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
A little boy just screamed down the tube carriage “if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands” and everyone remained silent. I love London
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
Have you ever seen so much panic over the prospect of being sued in one tweet
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The Sun
5 years
Busy mum Meghan Markle scheduled the royal tour around Baby Archie’s feeding times - she's such a good mother ❤
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
Me dealing with body dysmorphia during the hottest week of the year
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8 years
every time I find something in forever 21
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6 years
A medium coke in McDonalds is now £1.11 instead of 99p thanks to everyone who voted Tory look what you've done hope you're happy you've ruined it for everyone get out my sight
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
This Ed Westwick "announcement" is proof that all men do is DISAPPOINT I have had it. officially
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
When Jordan Pickford said “FUCK OFF...SHUT THE FUCK UP” I felt that
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
Kris Jenner right now: #ImACeleb
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
Boris Johnson cancelling Christmas 2 days after promising not to cancel Christmas
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
Me ducking out of the UK after the #GeneralElection result
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Kim Kardashian
14 years
I love Germany, its Vonderfull here! I love z apple strudel
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
It’s called SELF CARE
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Just went to Tesco and asked if they had any plasters and the woman thought I said pasta and now I’m stood staring at penne because I was too scared to say no
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Love island: *drags a corpse into the villa* Adam: am not gonna lie she’s a good lookin girl just because we’re coupled up in here it doesn’t mean we’re in a relationsh- #LoveIsland
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Sophie Thompson
7 months
Feels a bit passive aggressive just call me a fat lazy cow next time
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
Over 25s, be happy that you can get your vaccine but also remember that if this were x factor you’d be in the old category. Stay humble
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@sophxthompson
Sophie Thompson
5 years
Why is spending hours on Right Move looking at houses you could never afford SO FUN? £13,000,000 3-bedroom flat in Mayfair? Yeah I’m not sure the layout is right for my ikea coffee table x
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Sophie Thompson
2 years
Biting into a steak bake
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Sophie Thompson
9 years
when both eyeliner sides turn out the same
@justinbieber
Justin Bieber
12 years
so blessed. so moved. so grateful. cant believe this is my life. never going to take it for granted. always going to give back. thank you
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
2016 just took a major turning point AARON JOHNSON IS FIT AGAIN
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
I thought this was the new morphe palette
@perthnow
PerthNow
8 years
Ham or moon - Can you tell the difference?
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Absolutely bizarre that there are people who don’t have gravy on a roast freely roaming our streets
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
There are people literally starving and you just willingly did that to impress people on the Internet. Guess what Joe? No ones even impressed you big toss pot
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Dev
6 years
How to eat a vegan sausage roll from @GreggsOfficial ...
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Don’t expect to hear from me for the next 5 years I’m mourning
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
6 years
Barry Chuckle, half of the comedy duo the Chuckle Brothers, has died aged 73
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
I can smell the paco rabanne one million from here
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
Jack Grealish 😍😍😍😍😍
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5 years
Four kids AND jobless? Jeremy Kyle has truly been played at his own game
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3 years
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6 years
Me when it's pay day and I treat myself to an M&S meal deal
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Sophie Thompson
2 years
The prime minister saying she's "not a quitter" then quitting less than 24 hours later makes me feel better about my attitude towards life
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Runners that carry on jogging on the spot when they get to a crossing are the people that helped Jamie Oliver get turkey twizzlers banned and people we do not need roaming our streets
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Kris Jenner appearing as Regina George’s mom in an Ariana Grande music video was the comeback 2018 needed
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
Whys Liam Gallagher got a pic of Dom from Love Island on his phone
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
Another unrealistic body expectation for women : no knees
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
Absolutely obsessed with gucci using gerald aka twitter veg-growing king in their latest campaign
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
A child in my village drew this and put it in the window and honestly same
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
I can't believe it's been a year since this iconic piece of british tv
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4 years
Today in things I didn’t expect to wake up to
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
“Gimme a kiss” you can tell by that confidence this isn’t Megan’s first time stealing someone else’s man... #LoveIsland
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
It doesn't cost 27K and your mental stability to go on Love Island, Mark
@Mark_Cueto
Mark Cueto
7 years
80k applicants to love island 12k applications to Cambridge Uni. I know I'm getting old but doesn't that sum up the world we live in #Lazy
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
once you Turnitin it's time 2 turn it UP
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
Kylie Jenner rented a £1mil super yacht in Italy for her birthday. It’s my birthday and I’m sat in Spoons watching an old man hurl abuse at the bar tender because she’s not pouring his pint quick enough. It’s 10:40am
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
I think the best way out of drowning is swimming
@itvnews
ITV News
7 years
. @theresa_may on benefits: "I think work is the best route out of poverty" #ITVLeadersLive
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
JA'MIE PRIVATE SCHOOL GIRL🗣 GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT
@NetflixLifee
Netflix Life
7 years
If you could ask Santa Netflix for anything this Christmas, what would it be?
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
It's amazing how much David Attenborough puts on the line to get the perfect shot
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Nothing screams white middle class privilege like the McCanns receiving over £11m to date and getting more funding...meanwhile Grenfell Tower victims have received £20m between 140 families
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
Ok Hun save it for some of us that really need it yeah x
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
PrettyLittleThing CEO’s net worth: $1 billion Leicester factory worker’s average salary making the clothes: £8,155.50 Enjoy your 50p bodycon dress though x
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
Guys who think it's cool to make Facebook videos smashing up their girlfriends makeup are a bit weird aren't they
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
Me hearing that I can’t see my friends or family but CAN go for a £1 thong haul at primark from 15th June
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
Molly Mae’s idea of a well done to herself: £37,400 bracelet Me saying well done to myself: a lunchtime nap
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
I pay entry in clubs to stand on the dance floor and think about what I'm getting from maccies on the way home
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
People who voluntarily wear clothes in the house are pure weird it's gotta be PJs until the last second you need to leave
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Sophie Thompson
4 years
Day 9 of self-isolation
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Sophie Thompson
8 months
Currently in the refusing to buy any more food before going home for Christmas stage trying to figure out how to make dinner out of a strawberry and an egg
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
When your mum gets chatting with one of her mates in Tesco
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Sophie Thompson
9 years
buzzin not long gals x
@BBCWorld
BBC News (World)
9 years
Gender pay gap 'may close in 118 years'
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
An alcoholic version of tango ice blasts is the DREAM why has no one done this yet
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6 years
Love it when middle aged people have random chart songs from the early 2010s as their ringtone
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
some working class families are probably busting their asses right now trying to afford that £50 Zoella advent calendar and I don't know how she can live with that knowing it's worth about a fiver
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
If you go clubbing and don’t end up cutting terrible shapes to 2006 Britney and instead spend your entire night flexing your fake life on Instagram in a booth sorry to break it to you but you’re boring
@amarirae__
amari rae.
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if you go clubbing and don’t end up on a table or in vip sorry to break it to you but you’re not pretty
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Just saw a guy in Tesco buying turkey dinosaurs and potato waffles and thought “wow finally someone with the same diet as me” ......and then his small child appears from around the corner
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
wouldn't it be a shame if she had to wait 18 months to spend 1 hour ticking a sheet rating how she's feeling
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Samuel Miller
7 years
'Depressed Theresa May can't function', top Tory claims | Daily Mail Online
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
Today, at 21 years old, Kylie Jenner became the youngest self-made billionaire of all time. Today, at 21 years old, I picked mould off a piece of bread, ate it, then called my mum to ask if it would poison me
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Sophie Thompson
3 years
And for what reason #MetGala
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Drunk me finding my friends after running off with new friends I met in the club
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Mason Ramsey
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
a belt. you want a belt.
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
fuck sake can we just get air conditioning please
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ITV News
7 years
'Ladies and gentlemen' will no longer be used in London Underground announcements - here's why
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
this is the only thing to ever define Andy Murray
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6 years
Remember in primary school when your mum used to tell you "when boys are mean to you it means they fancy you" no mum I was being bullied
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7 years
This school has made an absolute error making an event for their parents evening
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
I accidentally got fat except it's not actually an accident because I just can't stop fucking eating
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
If you love Boots then name your favourite meal deal
@rihanna
Rihanna
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. @fentybeauty is officially taking over the UK! I’m here to announce our brand new partnership with @BootsUK !! Look out for us at locations from MAY 10th !! I’m so excited, I love Boots and I love my UK fans!!! Get ready for #FENTYBEAUTYxBOOTS !! 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
"Unacceptable side effects" so you mean all of the side effects that come with taking the pill
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
You just put my therapist out of a job
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Sophie Thompson
1 year
We’re not taking slander from a nation that thinks Chipotle is Mexican and Olive Garden is Italian
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dandy
1 year
Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words
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Don't think I've ever managed to get anywhere on time except in front of the tv at 9pm every night for love island
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11 months
Crazy how as soon as you turn 25 the clothes in M&S suddenly look nice
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2 years
Call me naive but we’re 2 years into the pandemic and I still don’t have a desk at home because I thought it would last 2 weeks. Instead I now have the spine of a prawn
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
Literally nothing must happen in the East Midlands
@bbcemt
BBC East Midlands
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Kane Close resident 'not a fan of Harry'
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
London spirit is unbreakable. This is so cool
@SkyNews
Sky News
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WATCH: The touching moment a London Underground train driver stopped his journey to salute people commemorating the anniversary of the Grenfell Tower fire
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
When you're ready for Christmas then remember how many deadlines you have
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7 years
Never understood people that will pay £3.19 for 9 chicken nuggets when for 80p more you can have TWENTY
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5 years
Did Joe Goldberg just slide into my DMs
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5 years
Bloody hell Linda
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3 years
logging off
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3 years
Ok this has finished me
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Sophie Thompson
9 years
no matter how embarrassing I used 2 be I never owned a pauls boutique bag
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Sophie Thompson
6 years
I don't think that's an actual quote from the horse itself
@PETAUK
PETA UK
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Fatal injuries are common on the racetrack. Don’t bet on horses’ lives. #YouBetTheyDie #GrandNational2018
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
When you put This Morning on and it's Eamonn and Ruth instead of Holly and Phillip
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Han 🌞
8 years
Do you ever just see something you didn't want to see and your heart just sinks...😔
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Sophie Thompson
5 years
I’ve been living in Chuck Bass’ hotel this week and 15 year old me is screeching inside
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Sophie Thompson
8 years
Missguided is like that ex that fucks you over time and time again but you keep going back for more
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Sophie Thompson
7 years
Dunno if you're aware Boris but it's your mate Theresa May in charge, not Corbyn
@BorisJohnson
Boris Johnson
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Very very very clear - Corbyn will never protect us against our enemies.
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