A medium coke in McDonalds is now £1.11 instead of 99p thanks to everyone who voted Tory look what you've done hope you're happy you've ruined it for everyone get out my sight
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time
Just went to Tesco and asked if they had any plasters and the woman thought I said pasta and now I’m stood staring at penne because I was too scared to say no
Love island: *drags a corpse into the villa*
Adam: am not gonna lie she’s a good lookin girl just because we’re coupled up in here it doesn’t mean we’re in a relationsh-
#LoveIsland
Why is spending hours on Right Move looking at houses you could never afford SO FUN? £13,000,000 3-bedroom flat in Mayfair? Yeah I’m not sure the layout is right for my ikea coffee table x
There are people literally starving and you just willingly did that to impress people on the Internet. Guess what Joe? No ones even impressed you big toss pot
Runners that carry on jogging on the spot when they get to a crossing are the people that helped Jamie Oliver get turkey twizzlers banned and people we do not need roaming our streets
Kylie Jenner rented a £1mil super yacht in Italy for her birthday. It’s my birthday and I’m sat in Spoons watching an old man hurl abuse at the bar tender because she’s not pouring his pint quick enough. It’s 10:40am
Nothing screams white middle class privilege like the McCanns receiving over £11m to date and getting more funding...meanwhile Grenfell Tower victims have received £20m between 140 families
PrettyLittleThing CEO’s net worth: $1 billion
Leicester factory worker’s average salary making the clothes: £8,155.50
Enjoy your 50p bodycon dress though x
Currently in the refusing to buy any more food before going home for Christmas stage trying to figure out how to make dinner out of a strawberry and an egg
some working class families are probably busting their asses right now trying to afford that £50 Zoella advent calendar and I don't know how she can live with that knowing it's worth about a fiver
If you go clubbing and don’t end up cutting terrible shapes to 2006 Britney and instead spend your entire night flexing your fake life on Instagram in a booth sorry to break it to you but you’re boring
Just saw a guy in Tesco buying turkey dinosaurs and potato waffles and thought “wow finally someone with the same diet as me” ......and then his small child appears from around the corner
Today, at 21 years old, Kylie Jenner became the youngest self-made billionaire of all time. Today, at 21 years old, I picked mould off a piece of bread, ate it, then called my mum to ask if it would poison me
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Call me naive but we’re 2 years into the pandemic and I still don’t have a desk at home because I thought it would last 2 weeks. Instead I now have the spine of a prawn
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