Calamity Jay
@calamityjayrn
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🏳️🌈Queer military brat farmboy of a Catholic father & Muslim mother. Mentored by a monk, two gay farmers, & a pediatrician. #DontSayDesantis
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I am now on Threads! Find me under the handle
@CalamityJayRN
… which is also my Instagram.
For those unaware, Threads is Meta’s take on Twitter.
(Pic to get people to stop scrolling and read this).
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About a week into a new diet and exercise program. Down 5 lbs so far.
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Still working on that Captain America body. Training hard. Liking the results.
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With all the “Magneto Was Right/Xavier Was Right” arguments, let’s get one thing clear:
Emma Frost Was Right
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X-Men 97 is queer-coded, but subtle enough where the average viewer won’t notice.
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Down to 194lbs; officially 20lbs off since late June.
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I’ll never be back to where I was (left) at 19, but I’m happy that I’m getting closer (right) at age 42.
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Down to 200lbs. Was 214lbs on June 26. Started working with
@trainwithtone
on July 11. Going to keep going. Goal weight is 190lbs, but I’d love to be back to 180lbs.
Not counting a fight with COVID19, this is the leanest I’ve been in about 8 years.
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I am fire! And life incarnate! Now and forever - -
I AM PHOENIX!
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@FourWideOnes
@BorkEternal
Yep. As an old film nerd, I can confirm Marvel movies now are where Star Wars films were in the 80s.
The one that cracks me up the most, however, is when they went from trashing Jaws to deciding it was a classic. That one happened overnight it seemed.
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I’m actually now 197lbs. I was 214lbs at the end of June, and progressing this far is in large part to my trainer,
@trainwithtone
.
I’m also shifting harder to Thr3ads moving forward, so I’ll be away from this account for the foreseeable future. Find me under
@CalamityJayRN
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I remember watching Fall Guy as a kid and I really don’t remember that much about it but I do remember we’d frequently see the hairy silver daddy Lee Majors smoking a cigar in his bathtub wearing a cowboy hat and I make a whole lot more sense now, don’t I?
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Old rodeo friend/nemesis sent me a Funko POP! of Jason Kelce so I sent him this as a thank you.
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New t-shirt from
@OnGuardSalon
and
@wattsthesafeword
’s online store representing one of the famous San Francisco gay bars (that no longer exist… like so many as of late).
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And a Happy St. Patty’s Day! That time of the year where I listen to my favorite Irish bands and suddenly want to share a pint, lead a revolt, and maybe die at sea.
I reallly do have SOME Irish in me. Some. Very tiny. I’m mostly Italian and Turkish, but not today!
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@DerrickEvans_WV
Being part of a violent insurrection attempt does not make you a political prisoner. It just makes you a criminal (and a bad one at that).
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Butch gay day at Lowe’s.
My iPhone tried to autocorrect that to “bitch gay day”. Shade, iPhone. Shade.
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@kewgardens
@ScottCJonesy
Gay man here. 42. Came out in the mid 90s and grew up in the community with Queer Nation, queer studies, and, shortly after, Queer Eye and Queer as Folk. It’s been self affirming and widely used since before me.
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Went to Moulin Rouge’s stage show last night. Dressed up for it in my finest Groot.
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I am the size I want, so I need to lose the added fat. I don’t have so much a problem doing cardio as much as finding the time to do cardio, but I’m working on it.
I seem to have put on weight since the fall, so I bounced back slightly and mostly unintentionally. Process.
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How old will you be this year?
44 in November
How old will you be this year?
50 in June.
*sigh*
(I’m not handling it well)
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In order to go from Christmas Jay back to Dad Jay, I had to spin around like Wonder Woman in reverse.
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Pride Day 3 & 4: Queer Accounts to Follow.
@PupAmp
is a sex positive kinkster who produces shows with his partner
@KristoferWeston
,
@WattsTheSafewrd
, as well as
@OnGuardSalon
. One show educates & destigmatizes on kink & terminology; the other on gay history & social issues.
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🎶I want to be… where the homosexuals are. 🎶
Ready for
#onemagicalweekend
! June 1-5, but leaving now.
I’m a bear ambassador!
#gaydisney
#bearjamboree
#orlandobearpride
#bearworldmagazine
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Dumbest dog I’ve ever had. Hardest dog I’ve ever had to train. Still shat in the house occasionally until he was like a year and a half. Once chewed a chunk out of a white leather couch and from a dragon statue. Never considered shooting or abandoning him.
#KristiNoemIsAMonster
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My last new X-Men shirt… Rogue!
Are you saying to yourself “I feel it!” or is this more of a “I can’t feel you” moment.
What? Did I say the wrong thing or something?
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@ScottCJonesy
@kewgardens
You know “Queer as Folk” was a British series from the 90s, right?
None of this is new… or exclusive to the US.
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There will never be a heterosexual explanation for this Magneto costume.
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@tonygoldmark
It’s because her books were very trope based and she didn’t understand the tropes she was borrowing past the superficial exteriors.
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@NickAdamsinUSA
Wouldn’t eating an “all male” bag of M&Ms just be akin to eating a bag of dicks?
Which, personally, sounds delicious to me but I just didn’t know you swung that way. Very cool. Welcome to our community.
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Sesame Street had a Trump parody character they used periodically named Ronald Grump since 1994. They always knew who he was, and deserve credit on that.
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#OneTeamOneFight
Thanks to everyone who donated to my
@TackleCancer
ride. I raised $1254, and the event has raised over $8 million so far for cancer research.
Look for me tomorrow. I start my ride around south Florida at 0600am.
And I get a jersey!
#DCCXIV
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Stop telling me I won’t get into heaven because I don’t believe in Jesus or because I’m gay.
Tell me I won’t go to heaven because I’ve boinked several priests during my 20s.
GET IT RIGHT!
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It’s X-Men 97 Day! I keep hearing how much everyone loved the episode. And it’s a big Gambit episode? I bet something wonderful happens to my boy! He deserves the best. Thanks,
@beau_demayo
. Loving the series! Watching now.
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@IndiaWilloughby
She’s trying to equate being trans with being a sex offender.
Which is what they were trying to do with gay men long ago.
And what they were trying to do with the black communities long before that.
It’s what people in power have always done to ensure minorities stay repressed
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300’s homophobic Spartans will never not be funny to me for this very reason.
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@legaltweetz
@jk_rowling
I do know there is a fraction of queer people who are “LGB without the T”, and while I agree that it’s a minority (I’ve encountered some in person), I feel like a number of accounts I see supporting them are straight people pretending to be queer and gaslighting the rest of us.
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Tank top reveal! Today’s Ariel GBF is… Beariel! Maybe Gingeriel!
Big Red Shirt day, of course!
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Hit the movies today! What did I see? Hint: It’s the franchise everyone THINKS is the reason I know how to wield a whip.
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Made it to the Grand Floridian at
@WaltDisneyWorld
! Off to dinner and then drinks. I like to dress low key on my first night.
#gaydisney
#bearjamboree
#orlandobearpride
#bearworldmagazine
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Sitting in the last bit of light at the country side where I grew up.
Peaceful. Quiet. Melancholy
I remember the bonfires. The float trips. The camping. The hot tubs. The late night meditations. The cigars. The music. The peace pipes. The star-gazing.
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Hey, South Florida! Join me! 11am. Pride Center at Equality Park in Wilton Manors, FL. The March in Heels.
If we don’t take stand today, our tomorrows are going to be ugly.
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It’s the last day of
@GayDayS
and the
#Epcot
day, so naturally I dragged everyone to
@JamesGunn
’s
@Guardians
ride. Favorite ride at Epcot now.
#GayDays
#GayDays2022
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Found this tank top during a conversation about who our first exposure to queer characters on TV or film were… at which point, I backtracked enough and realized, for me, it was The Blue Oyster from the Police Academy films… and I make a whole lot more sense now, don’t I?
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Trump indicted on federal charges… Pat Robertson dead… and here I am trying to decide what to use my third wish on.
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So it’s being passed onto me “Titpig” aka Steve Hurley aka Paul Yinger, a longtime gay adult film star, masters degree RN, and HIV prevention volunteer passed away today. He was 64 years old.
RIP. He really broke the mold and lived life the way he wanted.
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This election is between Biden and Trump only. Kennedy, West, and Stein are only there to pull votes from Biden as it’s Trump’s one and only shot to return to power.
Project 2025 would undo democracy as we know it, and we might never recover. Biden’s our only hope to avoid it.
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Memorial Day this year was a working day for me.
Yes, Memorial Day is a holiday meant to honor fallen soldiers, but it often gets treated as a general day of mourning.
And on that note, I often just take some time to chill and remember the people who have left. 1/7
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@murphtracks
@GailSimone
@VPS_Reports
Sounds like Musk got a bit peeved his buddy, Andy Ngo, got outed as a pedo.
Gee, I wonder why?
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@Loose_FF_Hole
He wasn’t at school dressed like this, genius. 🙄
It’s never a coincidence the stupidest people are bigots.
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Back from Pride suspiciously in a different outfit than the one I left in.
Does this mean I won Pride?!?
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Thank you,
@DaveBautista
! As a fan of your work and a gay person, you’re very appreciated.
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Six Days ago, I added to my sleeve with
@indelible_tattoo
. Healed pretty good.
The Jaws shirt works here because we’re gonna need a bigger arm.
<pauses for laughter that never comes>
Wait. Why are those crickets so loud?
Anyway, more to come, and I can’t wait.
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Last day tank top reveal! Today’s Ariel GBF is… I don’t know. I still haven’t named this one.
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My Groot doll says “Queer Rights” and “Frigging DeSantis”!
(Actually, he technically said “I am Groot”, but you know how that works. Also, it wasn’t “Frigging”)
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