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MMA Media Members as Gordon Ramsay Memes: a thread
Luke Thomas
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me trying to act mad about the UFC PPV price hike like I haven’t been illegally streaming every card since 2009
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Extremely, bamboozlingly, almost insurmountably rare Strickland W
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There is truly no place on this earth quite like the comment thread of a Megan Anderson tweet.
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Who's the definition of a 'stupid person's idea of a clever person'
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POV: You just advocated for better fighter pay to a fighter
Keep sitting behind a computer and talk, martial arts are a way of life that soy boy can't understand. We don't want you clowns to "help" us.
You guys are fake and make money of being fake.
Can't fake being a real UFC fighter.
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def the guy with a completely normal and natural xenomorph growing out of his colon
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“Bryce Mitchell is an original thinker and that’s why you’re scared of him bro”
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Dana White dragging Helwani for not paying fighters for interviews like he hasn’t spent the past decade siphoning away their sponsors and locking them at 12/12, 6-fight contracts.
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Jake Shields rolling up with all his boys to blindside a guy and still has to settle for a decision win. You truly hate to see it.
Jake Shields seems to have attacked Mike Jackson because Jackson called him a ‘Nazi’ online
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respectfully, I raise you
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Imagine hearing a QB who just won the Super Bowl say “Actually I might try gaming now so I can make some real money” and still thinking you’re doing a great job as a company.
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Dustin Poirier is one of the good guys, let us never stray from that absolute truth.
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She’s gonna be co-signing Kadyrov’s gay genocide campaigns by the end of the week at this rate.
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Cmon guys, Conor McGregor liking gay porn tweets is like the most wholesome thing that’s happened in MMA this week
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If you ever wonder why MMA fans think Colby Covington is a great trash talker, just look at 30-40 of them making the exact same joke in the replies to this tweet.
The bicep slicer by
@Laura_Sanko
is must-see TV for all of you true MMA fans!
One On One (YT)
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and just like that. Shields’ journey from “just asking questions” reply guy to violent bigot is complete
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How anyone can follow MMA for more than a minute without developing a seething hatred for nearly everyone involved in it is beyond me.
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no disrespect you guys but I cannot imagine covering this sport to make a living nowadays
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Colby rehearsing Colby delivering
this speech this speech
in the mirror on camera
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There’s only 1 type of Colby fan and they’re currently on a 3-year waitlist for a Cybertruck and haven’t spoken to their family in months.
OPINION: Why UFC Should Replace Press Conference Water Bottles With Heavy Crystal Ash Trays
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Not knowing how old you are one minute and believing you’re more knowledgeable than the CDC the next is almost *too* fitting a metaphor for the average MMA fighter/JRE stan.
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Conor is about to punch a tourist in the Taj Mahal, isn’t he?
India invented chess. Invented Yoga. They even thought us how to count. Einstein said we owe a lot to the Indians. There is even a golden temple in India that feeds 100,000 people a day for FREE! Man, the Indians are fucking awesome!
If you are Indian, I say thank you ❤️ 🇮🇳
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“Wait until you hear what I have to say about the media!” he says to the only guy he’ll give interviews to, a 14-year old Barstooler.
Dana White tells Robbie Fox he is working on a new piece about the media.
Full interview here:
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“Smoking weed and playing video games is pathetic” claims man who spends all day rage tweeting about trans people and vaccines
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I would rather stamp my entire body with a UFC hot dog brander than share even a passing exchange with the person who got this.
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@mattlieb
there’s just no way that article isn’t the result of her bf calling her out for eating all the fully loaded nachos
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This is exactly the type of content I imagine younger generations are hungry for: an angry old white dude ranting about how weak everyone is now
“ This generation is a bunch of pussies” says Dana to one of his “best” friends whose job is… doing a podcast. Like his other attempts to connect with the cool kids in Adin Ross who… gambles online.
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Show me some “no way that shit actually happened” moments in MMA
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ah yes, the 50’s, when everyone treated each other with respect and dignity
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I think we might just have to accept that there are no good people in MMA
Except Glover Teixeira that dude rules
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Saying Power Slap does better social media numbers than the NFL, NBA, and NHL COMBINED with a straight face might be Dana’s magnum opus of bullshit press conference answers.
Honestly proud of the guy for pulling it off.
Dana White says the deal he just cut for Power Slap is bigger than the UFC deal they cut with SPIKE TV after the first season of TUF.
#UFC288
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“Any UFC is better than no UFC” bro just say you don’t have anyone in your life inviting you to things on weekends
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me watching all you bum-ass bums who’ve never interacted with a single tweet of mine beg for links
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MMA fans: "fighters are sacred warriors who deserve the media's respect at all times"
the very same MMA fans:
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Siri, show me "how MMA fans feel about women" in a tweet
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Dana White confirms that if a fighter's opponent misses weight and the fighter refuses to take another fight on short notice, they will not receive their purse
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Just incredibly bootlickery on display here. Extraordinary indubious dickridery. 😚👌
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“So there’s this thing called Power Slap. TBS dropped it after like two episodes but it beat the NBA, NFL, and NHL *combined* on social media according to my research.”
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far be it from me to bring politics into MMA, a sport that has otherwise remained pure and untainted by them
@cagepotatomma
Every niche always has to be ruined by some incel who lives chronically online, seeping politics into sport, game, entertainment, etc. go the duck outside ya queef
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when the bum-ass decision merchant I’m interviewing says I’m just a group of holes that don’t deserve rights but I need content
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Things Sean Strickland has said:
1. If he had a gay son he’d feel like he failed as a man.
2. Child abuse made him a better fighter and more kids need to get “an alcoholic rage beating” from their dads
3. Bullying is good actually.
4. I want to kill someone in the cage.
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@titoortiz
Tito, you’re a beacon of hope for anyone who’s ever been kicked in the head by a horse.
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can’t believe I missed this banger from our Big Brain king
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The Rock claims he was considering moving to MMA when he saw how much Pride fighters were making
Via The JRE
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Imagine kowtowing to the likes of these scumbags so you can live out your dream of asking MMA fighters to rate you out of 10 on your YouTube channel.
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@yanezmma
hey Adrian it was really cool when you knocked out that woman-beating racist thanks for doing that
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Showing this tweet to my sex predator Sensei and terrorist-turned-informant manager as I prepare to punch some dude with nazi tattoos in the face for pennies on a card hosted by a genocidal dictator.
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Heart goes out to Colby Covington right now. Poor guy is gonna have to spend 4 more years developing and fumbling through a gimmick that maxes out at 225k buys again 😩
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@PykeRedrock
@FizzyDog_
@halomancer1
If he just keeps tweeting through it I’m sure he’ll eventually arrive at a correct take
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never forget when Khabib was choking Conor so hard, Conor did like this tap thingy that was like, “get me outttaaaa hereeee” 😭😭
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Calling on the community to flood the replies of every Slap Fight tweet with this
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The average MMA fighter’s inability to handle even the mildest of ribbings really makes MMA Roasted’s success all the more puzzling.
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love or hate Greg Hardy, you simply must appreciate how very bad he is at this fighting thing
Greg Hardy got dropped twice in Team Combat League boxing
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Yearning for the good ol’ days (3 hours ago) when I didn’t know that MMA fandom could become more insufferable
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Positively bamboozled that Jake Shields missed the mark entirely here.
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@Irieravelord710
@TheTruthJackson
cmon man stay focused on the fact that she’s cozying up to traitors and wannabe facists
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Hi yes I’d like to report a man waterboarding himself in his backyard and stage kidnapping his kids
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Esther Lin was the Andy Dufresne of the Shawshank prison that is MMA. Rather than mourn her departure, we should just celebrate that she got out. Her wings were just too bright.
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I’ll never forgive Gina Carano for ruining the Gina Carano lip bite gif by being Gina Carano, in case you were wondering.
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TIL that in addition to his other shortcomings (domestic abuser, serial liar, bald), Dana White does not know what “gimmick” means.
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@chrishurstco
I was making fun of myself for being old you nonce
but now that you mention it
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@jakeshieldsajj
you’re right Jake, if they never reported the news then everything would just be normal again because that’s how life works
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Begging literally anyone to unravel what Funky is trying to say here.
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Lol this guy is such a scumbag
Dana White says it was well past time for Fedor Emelianenko to retire from MMA and he never view him as "one of the greatest of all time."
Full interview:
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The Sandy Hook Truther vs. The COVID Denier does have a certain ring to it.
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@BloodyElbow
dude pulls/whiffs his first cheap shot, then goes for an armbar twice in a street fight, just an incredible series of L’s
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@mpadili
Not sure where he’d find the time between training and defending his property from imaginary government takeovers
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This account only exists to like Jack Slack tweets now. Dude does not miss.
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