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Professional reply guy. Here to discuss baseball, hockey, and saints football. I’ll humor a little basketball talk.

Fort Worth, TX
Joined November 2011
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When she hawk tuahs on that thang
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2 years
@SportsCenter @ESPNFC Dude on the right got the worst haircut I’ve seen in a min
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@BarstoolBigCat how I imagine BIg Cat playing basketball
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@DallasTexasTV Damn assault on a senior. Ruined his life EARLY
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Dad passed away around 4 am. Not sure why I’m telling y’all strangers but there it is. I’ll be taking a break
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@wobblymami Uh oh party pooper alert
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@PopCrave @DrewBarrymoreTV I was a struggling millionaire actor with a comedian wife. So broken I needed Arnold Schwarzeneggers daughter to fix me
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@Shivam81145670 @SportsCenter @ESPNFC O yeah duh. Well still that’s a dumb haircut
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6 months
What ZYN feels like after 1 domestic light beer
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@po_wisdom @ClownWorld_ Shut up. This the kind of this that has ruined whole cities…San Francisco for example, Portland Seattle
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6 years
@KFCBarstool KFC when he gets home
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8 months
Degrom after 9 games next season
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@lowkyric WHO CLEANING THIS SHIT UP
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@EddieBarstool All I can see is the fake freckles
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@Shivam81145670 @SportsCenter @ESPNFC Ahhh I guess I missed the shaving your bangs into shapes phase
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2 years
@barstoolsports So he can just coach stacked teams….bum
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2 years
@astasmom Mind your business
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@moschinodorito Nice edgy quote tweet
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2 years
@BucknerCorey @ChrisKlemens @GregAbbott_TX Ehh technically it is but a town the cops in Texas won’t risk their lives to save kids and you can go get yourself a basketball 5000 rounds of ammo and a assault rifle at your local academy and go kill some easily
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@stoolpresidente Guess what….parents have to fly with kids and it sucks for everyone involved. End of discussion. Did the baby cause me to get deplaned? No a grown man with temper issues did.
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@meangirlpod Ole deep dish over here
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3 years
@SportsPIays Dude goes from Sunday stroll mode to beast in 0.5 seconds
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@lynziekate O come on you knew that would happen
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2 years
MORTAL KOMBAT
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1 year
Dennis Allen trying to pick up where Sean left off
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2 years
Some days I’d rather starve then discuss what we gonna eat as a family
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@katebarstool 10/10 ad and good god do you have some milkers @HardFactorPat congrats
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1 year
@VivaLaStool @kirkmin @PFTCommenter @kirkminshow Barstool just makes up people now. Ima say I work at barstool now. Done thanks for the hire @stoolpresidente
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8 years
I just ran 2.59 mi with Nike+. #nikeplus
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@JordynWoodruff I’d throw a dinosaur themed germex holder at her
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4 years
@nypost My truck doesn’t cost half as much as that car and if someone did something to it like that, they would catch a two for one special on catching these hands
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6 years
I want coach o’s voice for my gps
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1 year
@DallasTexasTV I’m not reading this. These kids and parents weak sauce. We used to do box squats till we couldn’t walk to class for punishment
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3 months
@PaigeSpiranac Jackets too small
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@TruthBurner34 I don’t think Patrick can say it. But he’s dad can
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@tatichin Straight white man on twitter
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3 years
@big_markyt Who hates you and got you battlefield
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2 years
@khaled74 @1053SS He got little man face
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@wobblymami Naw fuck that my humor ranges from 12 year old to dark depressed adult.
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2 years
Is going out to eat a hobby?
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@xluxcyx Fights like this nyc sporting events are in fact more common than most.
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@TheAlexSylvian May i introduce you to Air
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1 year
@barstoolsports @meangirlpod @pinkwhitney Golden girls had spicier conversations than these two
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@ChicksInTheOff Idk who he is but album coming soon
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@TomiLahren If democrats wanted to open youd poop yourself trying to stay closed
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@deleted_jfilli6 @MLBTheShow Idc about them in featured programs but on the other ones to get like Ortiz or Minnie etc I don’t mind doing a few to get half way to a 99 card but yeah they suck other wise
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@NjTank99 You suck…boom roasted
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@MeganBitchell YOU ARE FROM TEXAS?! WITH THAT ACCENT! BITCH IM IN TEXAS NO ONE SOUNDS LIKE YOU
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8 years
I just ran 2.05 mi with Nike+. #nikeplus
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@Justalexbennett Adderall is a hell of a drug
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@rowwwwwan I didn’t care about him in New Orleans and didn’t care we traded him but now I pray for his downfall
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4 years
7:39 am on a Wednesday and #tradenudes Is trending. Y’all need Jesus twitter
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@OhChev So far the ranked rewards not making me wanna play for them in the least
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@moschinodorito Y’all strike as very similar people in real life
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@bartleby_era I can get a better muff photo but this dude got the biggest cat muff of all time. Ernie is 90% muff
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@VLonghorn07 I love Texas
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@Super70sSports Dude was prolly a part time tool salesman and she was a housewife
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@MichaelWarbur17 @GilpinPeri My sister was his nurse in his last days.
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@KuruptSports @TheVolumeSports @KingJames No one cares about the Covid sports seasons
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@MeganBitchell Yeah I’m from Louisiana but live in Fort Worth. I have relatives from the UP. So I can imagine your accent don’t know what to do
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@NEWSMAX Dude we are broke my guy. Please stop
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@meangirlpod I’d listen to a full episode of y’all for 20 mil
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@VivaLaStool @meangirlpod @Justalexbennett @JordynWoodruff @barstoolsports @kellykeegs 1. Pink Whitney is gross 2. I just got diagnosed with brain cancer from watching this clip
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@archeohistories That it was a hot pocket
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Hat and ring stay on
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@barstoolsports @meangirlpod @pinkwhitney This is their peak. What are they talking about? They ain’t gonna get better looking
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@MacrodosingPod @hen_ease @ConnerHKnapp Big t’s love of cruises and hate of sopranos is some big time southern Baptist small town mid 40’s football dad vibes
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@BaileyCarlin Insane to think either is a good option
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@DanaB_Number3 Dudes dresser is literally on top of his bed
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I need a good night out a Billy bobs soon
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@Tyre_94 Hell yeah! I never win shit
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@si_yonce Dude looks like he has a name
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@SpringrJoshua @VivaLaStool @OutandAboutpod @BarstoolPAT @joeycamasta @RuPaulsDragRace Judging by your page, I don’t think barstool is for you. You’re more of a Fox News app guy seems like
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@barstoolsports @BFW @UnnecRoughness @highnoonsunsips That’s what sucks about college football is that most of the games don’t matter
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Saints: we gonna run it back Who dat nation:
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@danabeers @barstoolcarl Once you get drunk sitting in garage it’s hard to go back to being drunk anywhere else
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“What the hell do you expect to happen when you let your drug dealing boyfriend set up shop in your apartment and he starts shooting at police during a no knock warrant?”-chief of police in sterlington,LA. Mhmm not to be shot in killed in my sleep for starters #BreonnaTaylor
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@carmenelectra Not sure what we did to deserve a Carmen come back but I’m here for it.
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@mikey_leipham29 @MLBTheShow I like living in the edge
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@urbancatfitters The correct one
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@Nasdorachi @DonutOperator @ThisIsKyleR No one wondering why if you live on skull island with those things
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@mishricci Life sucks
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@megsxzum Man not where we eat dinner
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Bitch you can’t read
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@BChickenfry @KayceSmith People paying for jordyns can’t be real. Gotta be like family and friends
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@yfntrace That face says “Ima tweet the weirdest shit later”
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@meaghancates This was a joke. They weren’t being serious. Are y’all serious? I can’t tell
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