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Nuts about sports. Journalist for Star Media in Ōtautahi Christchurch. Email: [email protected] views are my own.

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Sam Coughlan
7 months
Southern League debut ✅.Shame about the result - and a fractured hand from the challenge in the 3rd pic.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@ShaneoNUFC @blackhatWilly If that’s true for you then use that! Not everyone’s cup of tea though.
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1 year
@beanytuesday It’s him… Gerry Mander.
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Sam Coughlan
6 months
@Natalyacoyle At the women’s marathon yesterday there was one runner from Bhutan who finished an hour and a half behind 1st, and an hour behind second to last. So running by herself for an hour. For the last 5km or so someone ran in the crowd alongside her holding a Bhutan flag.
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Sam Coughlan
7 months
@Edgedd18 The prophecy is true
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@freehitZ @TrollFootball I know right, Fabianski and Schar deserve much better.
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Sam Coughlan
6 years
@wroetoshaw Forget Drake, Harry is the most plastic fan around.
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5 years
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@beastieboy07 Nothing wrong with preparing a dustbowl, I’m all for it. But specifically wrecking outside off stump for Australia’s numerous lefties (Warner, Khawaja, Head, Carey, Renshaw, Agar plus the tail) when India have likely no lefties in their top 7 is disgraceful.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@_callumknight @hex1206 Evidently it was to scan your passport!.
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Sam Coughlan
7 months
Time without a major trophy.England: 58 years .New Zealand: 15 days . I know who the better team is 🇳🇿
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
LETS GOOOOO
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@WgtnPhoenixFC
Wellington Phoenix 🔥
1 year
Hint: They don't follow us on IG 👀😂.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@iseekwisdm Found the best one
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@saeef_ARS @afcfre @Gil_SZN @zayrevived Did you read the thread in the photo.
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Sam Coughlan
2 months
@Alasdair333 It would be if the kid wasn’t 19 and probably supported the Thunder his whole life being from NSW.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@Charlie_S_Priv @SSIIIIUUUUU @itsprxya And he missed every shot he took.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@nocontextpjo That’s the vibe Hermes gives off in PJO to be fair.
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Sam Coughlan
3 months
Auckland City on these graphs kills me every time. Polar bear in Arlington Texas.
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Madrid Xtra
4 months
🚨 FIFA Club World Cup teams for 2025. One place left for the winner of the Libertadores.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@Zabit_p4p @PatrickTimmons1 You lost to Greek farmers.
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Sam Coughlan
11 months
@Kudus_Szn Number 3 is a serious baller get him in the prem immediately.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@AGBatista4 @Czooba Foden has a gf and a kid as well, with a second on the way now but obviously not at the time. Greenwood was single when it happened. No clue how Foden hasn't been slandered at all for it.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@CSMFHT Knowing Caesar's last words were "what the fuck?"
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Sam Coughlan
4 months
@isoquince Scanlon is legit already a full international and has scored for Gibraltar.
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2 years
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Sam Coughlan
2 months
Auckland City on a graphic with Harry Kane, Edinson Cavani and Angel di Maria. Unreal.
@FCBayernEN
FC Bayern
2 months
Stars on show next year in the States! ✨🏆✨. #FIFACWC #FCBayern #MiaSanMia #TakeItToTheWorld
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@ErieNotEerie @ConSelfOwns Respect Carole-Anne's decision to not use pronouns please xx.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@AidanWalshMUFC Please because.Henderson.AWB Maguire New CB Shaw. Rice Pogba.Sancho Bruno Rashford. Greenwood/Cavani. Is such a good team.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@KingKane_20 @iamkhanabdullah @KiIITheGlazers Playing score hero every week?.
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Sam Coughlan
3 months
I just KNOW Jason Pine is preparing the greatest bars on commentary for this one.
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Isuzu UTE A-League
3 months
This weekend, all eyes are on New Zealand 👀🇳🇿. Get your tickets to this Saturday's first ever NZ derby now:
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@Jayla1905 Even the occasional cup game if you’re lucky against Rotherham or someone else mid.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@lfcJ7_ Better players are worth more, who would have thought.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@isoquince Of course not, their team is roughly Serie D level on average. Watching one of their training sessions without knowing it’s them you’d think they’re 08 Barcelona.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@ViewsOnTheBIues Yer pal wears a long sleeve Liverpool training kit to the pub.
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Sam Coughlan
4 months
@trackterrors I’m picturing the DTS episode. It’s framed as this whole big Danny Ric farewell episode, heartfelt interviews with him, his family, fellow drivers, etc. highlights reel of his best bits. Then the last scene is him signing a new contract.
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1 year
‘I know he’s playing as a striker, but David Ball’s goal isn’t to score. He drops deep to help in buildup and releases Barbarouses and Kraev in front of him.’
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Sam Coughlan
11 months
🚨the Auckland A-League franchise launching today has changed its Instagram handle to aucklandfc24! Seems very likely now that the team will be named Auckland FC
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@PasadenaPossum @esjesjesj @JoGuDuju The movie was quite literally called ‘Barbie’.
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Sam Coughlan
6 months
@temperedsass @8Flavs The best footballers in the world play in Europe. But the Champions League winner isn’t world champion, they’re European champions. They have go to the Club World Cupand win that in order to be world champions.
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Sam Coughlan
3 months
This league is not serious oh my lord.
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Isuzu UTE A-League
3 months
A very special Melbourne Derby guest : 𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐂𝐄 is in the house at AAMI Park! 🟣🍟🔥. Pre-match coin toss duties sorted - Just another day in the Isuzu UTE A-League 🤣. Watch #MCYvMVC live NOW on Paramount+ and 10 Bold 📺
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@OfficialVizeh On the pitch? Phenomenal. But you have to take into account all the news around the migrant workers and banning of the OneLove armband.
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Sam Coughlan
9 months
🚨 David Ball can become the Phoenix’s ALL-TIME leading scorer this weekend against Melbourne Victory 😲. He needs 36 goals. #WPFC
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@phillyt1 @FootyAccums Do you run 10km at work each day Phil.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@KerryCa69031147 @yoofnited Brother this is the Everton youth team there’s no 30 year olds in there.
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Sam Coughlan
2 months
Liberato Cacace nominated for FIFA’s TheBest defender of the year….
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FIFA World Cup
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🥁 #TheBest FIFA Men's 11 nominees. Cast your vote now!.
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Sam Coughlan
4 months
@Maxs2Cats @ricciardosbabe DR fans seem to think he has this entitlement to the red bull seat because of what he did SEVEN years ago. Ignoring that he’s 35 and hasn’t even been the better driver in his own car this year. If anyone deserves to replace Checo it’s Tsunoda.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@TheFalseNein Home kit screams group stage exit - away says they're winning the lot.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@NEGencer @TrollFootball Looks better than this year lmaooo.
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Sam Coughlan
10 months
Nestory all of New Zealand is behind you.
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Isuzu UTE A-League
10 months
Locked in 🔒@CCMariners will take on @AdelaideUnited in the final match of the Isuzu UTE A-League regular season after their Round 25 clash was rescheduled. It will be Nestory Irankunda's final match before heading to Bayern Munich. The Mariners could be playing for the
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@sycMorphy_ @SiinthAP @FactsWithChest @ic3ebe @ESPNUK @IanDarke So why call it the 'Worst XI' instead of the 'most disappointing XI'? The real worst XI wouldn't have 10/11 players from Top 6 clubs.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@krishhutd If we could defend it would have been the best game of all time. Antony banger and Martial double.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@glove931 3 or 4 of the worst attempts I’ve ever seen.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@AlbaGman @aleaguemen Well yeah it's the A-League for the men, not hard to understand.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@__sargee He’s FOCUSED
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@tom_chels Did this at a festival once it was great fun. Actually useful af as well if you’re going somewhere in the morning after a late night and need to check you’ve sobered up enough.
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Sam Coughlan
7 months
AGAINST ALL ODDS.
@NZ_Football
New Zealand Football 🇳🇿
7 months
Full-Time and we have won the OFC Men's Nations Cup 2024! 🇳🇿
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@Goated_Crono07 Are you slandering Messi for an 8.8 rating against Uruguay.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@IdowuJohnO @TheManUtdWay He assisted all 8 goals.
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Sam Coughlan
8 months
@somalidad033 13 goals in 34 games for Lyon’s B and U19 teams before being farmed to Englands lower leagues 😭
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@MarcusRashfordy @AGBatista4 @Czooba Racism plays a part as well in my opinion. Not the first time the British press have gone after a young black player (sterling, rashford, and many others).
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@siberianpine @CoinersTakingLs Wyd when I rock up with these bad boys
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@eric_subijano I would kill for regular 7:30 kickoffs.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
@daniofficialfly @BLACKCAPS Not one member in the NZ squad in Pakistan will be at the IPL. It had absolutely nothing to do with the decision.
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
New @aleaguemen admin looks like a proper legend, good to have a social media manager that knows how to interact with fans.
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Sam Coughlan
1 month
Auckland never have anything original do they….
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Isuzu UTE A-League
1 month
A certified banger 🎷⚽️😍. This rendition of Freed from Desire at @fc_auckland's first game of 2025 𝗵𝗶𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁 🙌 . @gomvfc’s violinist @EvngelineViolin has some competition!
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@ShaneoNUFC @blackhatWilly @Carlmayinsultu Can’t say I’ve ever seen that used to teach kids about the LGBT community so if you can find an example please show me. Of course if you can’t I’ll assume you’re jus fearmongering.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@CorreaRole They're not forcing anything and even if they were what's so wrong with that? They're just showing that their national team supports it.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@EIiteMartiaI This is what it actually means to you
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Sam Coughlan
3 years
Just remember Chris Wood kept both of these two on the bench, my goat 🐐.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@goldsteo @AnfieldEdition You can prove anything with stats. Here’s some comparing VVD to Mustafi in 2019, his best season
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Sam Coughlan
11 months
@utdbrxy He’s always been good in the league, that UCL campaign made us give up too early.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
🚨WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER BOYS FORNITE AND KPOP IS SHIT AND ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% 🚨 #GainSZN.
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Sam Coughlan
10 months
More goals per 90 than a certain Norwegian Fraud? I know who my goat is. 🇳🇿
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
WHATS GOOD FOOTBALL TWITTER ITS TIME TO GET EXTRA GAINS AT NIGHT KPOP IS BAD SO ITS THAT TIME AGAIN TO GAIN A BIG FOLLOWING ON YOUR ACCOUNT SO FOLLOW EVERYONE WHO LIKES THIS TWEET AND WATCH THE FOLLOWERS FLOW IN 100% WORKS🚨 #GAINSZN.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@TheFargoFella The only United manager who got Sancho to cook. 2 goals in 3 games against Villareal, Chelsea and Arsenal.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@3xmor Oh no Lindelof is a loving husband how awful
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@RealistGlizzy Knows he's not gonna get on so trying to make the headlines about him.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
RT if you're taller than Brandon Williams (that's 5'7" for those who don't know their height in cm)
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Sam Coughlan
11 months
@Footy_Headlines @planetafobal The only one that isn’t an upgrade is Mumbai. In all the rest the new ones look better.
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Sam Coughlan
6 months
@aerilund @Natalyacoyle Hell. It’s definitely faster than I could do a marathon.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@sufcw1k Fixed it
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Sam Coughlan
6 months
Canada are not the victims here. Like it or not - they benefited from NZ’s training session footage being incorporated into their training to prepare.
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Devin Heroux
6 months
CANADA 🇨🇦 ⚽️ FOR THE WIN . The defending Olympic champion Canadian women’s soccer team defeats New Zealand 2-1 to open the event. A gutsy victory in the face of adversity. Went down 1-0 early. Never panicked. Massive win after everything that’s happened the last 24 hours.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@JimHalp19 @I4Ishaan @CFCRaf2 Goals. Gabriel Martinelli: 0.Bukayo Saka: 1.Manchester United: 3.Granit Xhaka: 0.Gabriel Jesus: 0.Martin Odegaard: 0.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@1Jabz_ @yaecia1 @AfcGabeast Do you think United’s whole first team played against Betis.
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Sam Coughlan
6 months
@timchenne @offbeatorbit Lots of women’s teams have done this in recent years as well. Practically every football team now plays in coloured shorts. NZ’s women wore white shirt, teal shorts and white socks while the men wore the same but with white shorts.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
@MikSpamsL2 @mufaddal_vohra I care mate it's not all about you.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@benwhite @__jxke__ @SmnLlyd5 Ah yes so now if a foul occurs within a 5-metre radius of the pen area its a pen, great rule mate I applaud you.
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Sam Coughlan
9 months
If Nestory scores and Adelaide win… I will buy a shirt with his name on the back.
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Isuzu UTE A-League
9 months
Nestory Irankunda will depart the A-Leagues with the best highlight reel of any teenager in the competition's history 🔥. Tomorrow night he'll play his final game in the Isuzu UTE A-League against Central Coast Mariners 💪 . 🎟️ Grab your tickets NOW: #ALM
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@I_Am_CyberSmith @EPM106 Extreme meat riding.
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Sam Coughlan
4 years
Liberato Cacace. Remember the name.
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Sam Coughlan
5 years
@NoContextEPL Guarantee the media would focus on the fact he had kit kats lying around rather than big Roms generosity and kindness.
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Sam Coughlan
2 months
These are the five lowest-ranked clubs at the Club World Cup by Opta ranking. Auckland City facing a little bit of a deficit…
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@_HeshamZanaty_ @ChelseaFC Exactly, stop forcing your homophobic agenda on me! I'm just trying to watch the game.
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Sam Coughlan
5 months
@UTDCJ_ Lukaku on the wing was actually nasty, he could whip in a very decent cross.
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Sam Coughlan
1 year
@FtblShirtsAus Respect to Kuol for seemingly being able to take it on the chin. But still disgusting behaviour from the Bali fans.
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Sam Coughlan
2 years
@SAstonWildlife @notcianvaughan @Blockbetsports You also get a house lad they tend to be on the expensive side.
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