@ericswalwell
The only way things change is for law enforcement to be able to enforce existing laws. Making more that won't be enforced does nothing.
You know this.
You don't care.
Delete your account, resign your position and go home.
Let someone else get a chance to do effective things.
@dandrezner
@elonmusk
It was not an ecosystem. It was a caste system. Unless you were connected with people inside Twitter, the chance of becoming verified was slim and/or none.
The system you remember is vastly different than the one I remember.
@POTUS
Then why, my dude, are you not blasting at full volume for people to buy the most American car?
A Tesla.
Have a great weekend automated twitter bot.
@CharlieJGardner
It's ineffective and does nothing but alienate people that would otherwise be sympathetic to your cause.
These two have ruined a day to the museum for everyone that day.
They should be prosecuted.
@dpakman
Hi Dave, I hope you're doing well.
It's always an option to not hit "Tweet".
This is an an example of that case, for your future reference.
Maybe drop your phone in a pot of boiling water and go outside for a bit?
@thenation
This is the best time to shut down your operation, sell your office space to Chipotle, let them redevelop it into something productive, and finally delete your account.
Just.
Stop.
@WholeMarsBlog
The biggest dig with current Twitter is how it totally went down not only with the global CrowdStrike event, but also last nights MS outage event, as well as completely melting down during the RNC, not to mention bursting into flames covering the assassination attempt.
Wait...
@profgalloway
Scott. We joined up about the same time. Civility went away around 2015.
You could always write your own social media platform. Can’t be too hard.
@washingtonpost
"Democracy dies in biased headline writing" - potential new byline for you.
Never a better time to shut down your operation and let Chipotle build a mega restaurant in its place.
@POTUS
Hi twitter intern, a few things here:
1: Without nuclear there isn't enough grid capacity to electrify vehicles
2: Electric vehicles aren't free to charge
3: You cannot buy a Tesla for the same prices as a Corolla.
Nuclear + domestic production is the effective play.
@SenWarren
You could also try spending less, printing less money and stop forcing low margin businesses to pay more than the value of labor.
I mean the stuff you’re doing is why ground beef is $3/lb more expensive than in the summer.
It’s not Kroger.
@sbg1
Remember, it’s possible to simply not post things. Take a breath, walk around the block and think about if being ghoulish is really the right move.
@Super70sSports
Back in the mid 90's, while at a CompUSA Christmas party, I tore my left ACL and medial meniscus playing the Hokey Pokey.
"Whole Body Out" was my kryptonite.
Well, that and the open bar.
@sxtvik
@elonmusk
@ahmadtariq07
SMS 2FA is trash and nobody should use it. It also costs money, so the blue sub helps with that.
So, you can choose to make a bad security decision if you pay.
@WHCOS
@POTUS
Hi Ron. Gas is $4.49 in Cincinnati and my daily grocery bill is about 40% higher than last year.
I really wish you in the administration wouldn’t minimize the actual plight of us in between the coasts.
@Reuters
@farzyness
Thankfully you have layers of editors and fact checkers, unlike those layabout bloggers amirite?
Close shop.
Donate your domain name to charity.
Sell your offices to chipotle to make mega restaurants.
Then. And only then. Delete your account.
@JuddLegum
This is, by far, a better format than any of the debates last cycle.
You let them talk, one at a time. No talking over each other or at each other. Light touch by the moderators.
Do the analysis the day after.
@Brownques
The quality of both the camera and audio system on late model phones is simply off the hook awesome.
I used to rely on separate discrete audio for the concerts I record. Now it’s a backup to the iPhone audio.
And the video I never even have to color correct.
@RyanMaue
I. I mean. It produces water vapor while operating. That’s it. These people need to be fired, the agency disbanded, the buildings razed and replaced with giant Chipotle restaurants.
@maxlynch
@astralbodies
You don’t fully appreciate the reclamation of your commute time until you no longer have to drive 40 minutes each way, every day.
@POTUS
It's simple:
1: Stop blocking pipelines (Keystone)
2: Stop blocking domestic production (fed lands)
3: Build a truckload of nuclear plants
Electrification will be in full swing by the time the nukes come online. The rest takes care of itself.
Or not, you do you.
@RollingStone
@28delayslater
It’s a software update.
A recall is when your headliner can catch fire.
Also, when are you going to start writing about music?
Like a big piece about Guns & Roses.
@donwinslow
@SecNielsen
Hi Don. I am not sure that freedom of speech allows you to abridge someone else's. You might want to look into that.
Have a great day!
@JonLemire
Pulitzer material this one. That kind of looks like two scoops in that cone. Best check to see if the rest of the detail also had teo scoops and a waffle cone.
@washingtonpost
When everything you see or hear is racist, consider perhaps it’s you that has the problem.
Alternatively, cancel your account, fold up the newspaper and put the savings into fixing prime delivery dates.
@DIorioNathaniel
Hi Nate, nothing stops you from paying more than you owe at tax time. Should be a place on the 1040. I admire your sacrifice!
Have a great day!