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@bxlewi1

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Pain: Bengals, Swift, Golang, C++, C#, Objective-C, HTML, CSS, JavaScript Good: Beer, Swift (wat?), Violin, Peloton (Sam Yo FTW), Tesla (car, not band)

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Han MF Brolo
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@WholeMarsBlog It won't. Total radio silence doesn't beget any kind of movement. Not happening until first of September.
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@edmunds @LucidMotors @AlistairWeaver That’s super bad. How is it possible to be so laggy?
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@JohnWDean He beat you here by a full year though.
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@pcgamer Are you trying to get people to avoid reading your articles? If so, spot on.
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@arneduncan Those are not even remotely comparable. You should delete your account and set your internet capable devices on fire.
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@elonmusk Cybertruck window smash redux.
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@Marxist777 This would be a great time to delete your account and dedicate bandwidth to opening a giant Chipotle restaurant.
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@David_Leavitt @BillyM2k Sir, this is a Target.
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@ericswalwell The only way things change is for law enforcement to be able to enforce existing laws. Making more that won't be enforced does nothing. You know this. You don't care. Delete your account, resign your position and go home. Let someone else get a chance to do effective things.
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@dandrezner @elonmusk It was not an ecosystem. It was a caste system. Unless you were connected with people inside Twitter, the chance of becoming verified was slim and/or none. The system you remember is vastly different than the one I remember.
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@SuperSaf Windows though. Super terrible.
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@POTUS Then why, my dude, are you not blasting at full volume for people to buy the most American car? A Tesla. Have a great weekend automated twitter bot.
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@BillPascrell Hi Bill, when there is less tax taken out, there will be less of a refund. Have a great day!
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@MKBHD Mine is being able to quote “Star Trek 2: The Wrath of Khan” in its entirety. Including from any individual point in the movie.
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@SenSchumer Hi Chuck. My grocery bill is averaging about 40% more than last year. Why are you talking about emissions?
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@brianbeutler This would be a great time to delete your account.
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@EliStokols @MoomersIceCream Hard hitting with just enough truth to power that only a waffle cone could contain. Well played. Well played.
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@libsoftiktok Isn't all that against Twitter's terms of service?
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@CharlieJGardner It's ineffective and does nothing but alienate people that would otherwise be sympathetic to your cause. These two have ruined a day to the museum for everyone that day. They should be prosecuted.
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@dpakman Hi Dave, I hope you're doing well. It's always an option to not hit "Tweet". This is an an example of that case, for your future reference. Maybe drop your phone in a pot of boiling water and go outside for a bit?
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@thenation This is the best time to shut down your operation, sell your office space to Chipotle, let them redevelop it into something productive, and finally delete your account. Just. Stop.
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@SenWarren Might I suggest stop printing so much money?
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HAWT TAKE™ CarPlay isn't needed in a "software first vehicle".
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@SawyerMerritt 2024 is going to be an expensive year.
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@JebBush @MichelleFields Sure might have been useful in the primary don't you think?
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@WholeMarsBlog The biggest dig with current Twitter is how it totally went down not only with the global CrowdStrike event, but also last nights MS outage event, as well as completely melting down during the RNC, not to mention bursting into flames covering the assassination attempt. Wait...
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@greg_price11 None of this is free. Charging my car adds to my electric bill. Does any reporter want to investigate anything anymore?
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@BetteMidler Hi Bette. I suggest you travel around. Things are not bad at all. Have a great day!
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@profgalloway Scott. We joined up about the same time. Civility went away around 2015. You could always write your own social media platform. Can’t be too hard.
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@sciam I don’t think knowledge transfer works that way.
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@AnchorInvestor Well. Yeah. And a Powerwall with solar.
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@SawyerMerritt The Verge though...
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@washingtonpost "Democracy dies in biased headline writing" - potential new byline for you. Never a better time to shut down your operation and let Chipotle build a mega restaurant in its place.
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@CBSSacramento From the exhaust of the truck. Details matter.
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@POTUS Hi twitter intern, a few things here: 1: Without nuclear there isn't enough grid capacity to electrify vehicles 2: Electric vehicles aren't free to charge 3: You cannot buy a Tesla for the same prices as a Corolla. Nuclear + domestic production is the effective play.
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@SenWarren You could also try spending less, printing less money and stop forcing low margin businesses to pay more than the value of labor. I mean the stuff you’re doing is why ground beef is $3/lb more expensive than in the summer. It’s not Kroger.
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@sbg1 Remember, it’s possible to simply not post things. Take a breath, walk around the block and think about if being ghoulish is really the right move.
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@Hilbe I think it's a small percentage of overly online people.
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@ZacksJerryRig You're using SMS as your 2FA? You really ought to be using something like Google or MS Authenticator. Too easy to SIM-jack your phone.
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@LoriLightfoot I dunno, maybe work your city responsibilities first?
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@thomaschattwill It's always an option to simply not tweet.
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@Deadspin Close down your operation, sell the office space to Chipotle and let them do something worthwhile.
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@Super70sSports Back in the mid 90's, while at a CompUSA Christmas party, I tore my left ACL and medial meniscus playing the Hokey Pokey. "Whole Body Out" was my kryptonite. Well, that and the open bar.
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@BridgetPhetasy Oh that started about 30 minutes ago.
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@ChristinaKTLA @AGHamilton29 None of these people should ever have power again.
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@ProfessaJay Regulatory interference is why nuclear power is not the majority generation here. This is a good start.
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@Marks_Tech That’s so terribly busy. How do you find anything?
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@DRBoguslaw Amy Schumer personally sank three carriers in the battle of Midway. And she still shows no regrets.
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@wupton @AceofSpadesHQ Some people just want to see the world burn. Unless they get that new iPhone in jet black.
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@sxtvik @elonmusk @ahmadtariq07 SMS 2FA is trash and nobody should use it. It also costs money, so the blue sub helps with that. So, you can choose to make a bad security decision if you pay.
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@WHCOS @POTUS Hi Ron. Gas is $4.49 in Cincinnati and my daily grocery bill is about 40% higher than last year. I really wish you in the administration wouldn’t minimize the actual plight of us in between the coasts.
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@SenSanders You should find out which branch of government writes the laws and have them do their job.
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@MerianneJensen None of it ends until people say no. Some people need to be told it’s not just ok to go back to normal, it’s required.
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@Reuters @farzyness Thankfully you have layers of editors and fact checkers, unlike those layabout bloggers amirite? Close shop. Donate your domain name to charity. Sell your offices to chipotle to make mega restaurants. Then. And only then. Delete your account.
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@ShutDown_DC This seems against the Twitter terms of service with respect to harassment and encouragement of others to harass. Have a great day!
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@JuddLegum This is, by far, a better format than any of the debates last cycle. You let them talk, one at a time. No talking over each other or at each other. Light touch by the moderators. Do the analysis the day after.
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@charliespiering @redsteeze Hard hitting, insightful, truth to power.
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@Brownques The quality of both the camera and audio system on late model phones is simply off the hook awesome. I used to rely on separate discrete audio for the concerts I record. Now it’s a backup to the iPhone audio. And the video I never even have to color correct.
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@BillyM2k SOMEONE WHO IS NOT TO BE TRIFLED WITH
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@axios These people would be wise to learn that Twitter is not real life and they should go outside. It's nice out, not too cold yet.
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@RyanMaue I. I mean. It produces water vapor while operating. That’s it. These people need to be fired, the agency disbanded, the buildings razed and replaced with giant Chipotle restaurants.
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@krzyzanowskim Hope that usbc port was worth it.
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@maxlynch @astralbodies You don’t fully appreciate the reclamation of your commute time until you no longer have to drive 40 minutes each way, every day.
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@WorkaholicDavid Being first doesn’t matter. Being effective does.
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@davidhogg111 You need to expand your social circles.
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@SawyerMerritt @itskyleconner Sound system in my 2020 Model 3 is as good as my home stereo. It’s insane.
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@IMAO_ I’ve been in that high school too. Every time one of these shows up I simply identify with the guy more.
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@ScottAdamsSays Congratulations! Dilbert did well!
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@POTUS It's simple: 1: Stop blocking pipelines (Keystone) 2: Stop blocking domestic production (fed lands) 3: Build a truckload of nuclear plants Electrification will be in full swing by the time the nukes come online. The rest takes care of itself. Or not, you do you.
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@JamieOGrady Hi Jamie. It might be time for a time out. Go outside. Leave your iPhone home. Enjoy nature. Have a great day!
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@SawyerMerritt The similarities between Tesla coverage now and Apple coverage in the early 90's is amazingly similar.
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@Reuters It’s a software update based on a changing regulation. Literally delete your operation.
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@ScottAdamsSays I have a simple 2 step process: 1: Delete Twitter 2: Delete Facebook Everything else will sort itself out in short order.
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@washingtonpost Democracy dies at the value menu, or something. Good job. Hard hitting. Provocative.
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@JohnFugelsang There are several community colleges with courses in civics that can help you understand the reasoning.
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@stoolpresidente And all the commentary on espn is trash.
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@thehill “Lack of nuclear power causing massive shortfall in energy capacity during peak times.”
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@greg_price11 THE CONSTITUTION HAS ENTERED THE CHAT
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@RollingStone @28delayslater It’s a software update. A recall is when your headliner can catch fire. Also, when are you going to start writing about music? Like a big piece about Guns & Roses.
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@JimmyVielkind This would be a good time to move out of New York.
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@donwinslow @SecNielsen Hi Don. I am not sure that freedom of speech allows you to abridge someone else's. You might want to look into that. Have a great day!
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@jamestalarico Hope you had a great vacation. If the rest of us did that we’d be fired when we returned.
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@RealWhiskeyBoB @sxtvik @elonmusk @ahmadtariq07 SMS integration costs money. Blue subscription offsets. It’s more a “it’s your money, you do you”.
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@3YearLetterman AOC and Matt Gaetz.
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@giladrom OH GOD THE AERON CHAIR UPRISING HAS BEGUN.
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@ElieNYC It’s always an option to simply not hit the blue button. This would have been a good time.
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@tsarnick This. This will be abused so much.
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@DBurkland I used to really respect him. Something just broke him and flipped a switch.
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@rweingarten Hang on, so you're in favor of vouchers now?
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@rsgnl We are not governed by serious people.
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@SenWarren Stick with me here, maybe - just maybe, print less money?
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@JonLemire Pulitzer material this one. That kind of looks like two scoops in that cone. Best check to see if the rest of the detail also had teo scoops and a waffle cone.
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@USDOT Totally not insane.
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@washingtonpost When everything you see or hear is racist, consider perhaps it’s you that has the problem. Alternatively, cancel your account, fold up the newspaper and put the savings into fixing prime delivery dates.
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@DIorioNathaniel Hi Nate, nothing stops you from paying more than you owe at tax time. Should be a place on the 1040. I admire your sacrifice! Have a great day!
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@markgurman Refusing to make an app? Oh sign me up and take every PC game publisher to court for not making a Mac version. Looking at you Valve.
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@ec_schneider Hi Elana. Kids are, in general, a lower risk than pretty much anyone else. They're going to be fine. Go outside, it's nice out!
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@peta Oooh thanks for reminding me to pick up the salmon for dinner.
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