“NYC is dead!” the rich manhattanites moan as they drive an hour away to the hudson valley to ruin the local economy and housing market the same way they did in the city
@Party_Harderson
the amount of shocked reactions i get when i tell people i’ve never been on a plane is so frustrating. sorry my parents literally could not afford to take time off of work, they should have just been richer! sorry i made you sad because we were poor!
i’ve been telling this guy to not bother with me because i wasn’t interested but i guess last night was the final straw when he messaged me “bdam?” and i left him on read
@doerrerbrandon
it is genuinely cheaper for me to move to brooklyn than it is to move to beacon, a small town 15 minutes from where i grew up. we absolutely hate to see this shit!
remember when new paltz university police were just arresting students in the middle of the night bc they were caught on camera breaking a piece of fucking wood
average looking white dudes come to New Paltz, do acid a few times, grow out their hair and start listening to Beach House and suddenly they’re the hottest skaters in town
@eeikuobaj
one time my cousin was like “have you ever tried just sitting next to your dad and saying i love you” no bitch i haven’t and i won’t, that won’t fix anything. like i am g00d bro
all music is defined as songs that could be on the twilight soundtracks, songs that couldn’t be on the twilight soundtracks, and songs that were on the twilight soundtracks
looking for a boyfriend! requirements include:
-an apartment in manhattan
-must be at least 28
-willing to only see or hear from me once a month
-mommy issues!
-a cat that you had originally adopted with your ex (who you dated for 4 years)
sometimes i think about how i spent 30k and four years of my time to get a degree so i could work in post production just to see 15 year olds on tik tok be better at video editing than me
@realDonaldTrump
I think climate change is more complex than global warming will make it hotter. It has to do with disruptions of atmospheric conditions,ocean patterns, jet streams and shit like that
i truly wish i could make u fucks understand how fucking humiliating and upsetting it is to have ppl constantly be commenting on your tits when all you’re doing is existing
Happy to announce I graduated from SUNY New Paltz this past weekend! During my time there, I really found my passion in life and now have all the tools I need to make my dreams of only dating men in their early to mid thirties a reality.
#npsocial
the real danger to dutchess county is all those racist townies that hang outside the wappingers dunkin donuts every fucking night but i guess that’s none of my business