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any sufficiently advanced enough magic is indistinguishable from technology
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we’ve lost too many enbies to employment
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we’ve lost too many enbies to employment
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@buulagoon
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@pourfairelevide 2001 space odyssey intro be like
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@cripfordperhaps lifehack: just sing my way by sinatra and shut down the entire function
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@buulagoon
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@MadSealCutter dåmn didn’t know ming dynasty was gooning like that 😮‍💨
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@buulagoon
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@quenblackwell i think to love being yourself rather than loving yourself is more attainable. the latter is directed inwards and often leaves us feeling disconnected by always trying to summon the ‘right’ feelings and emotions.
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@buulagoon
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my birthstone is crack rock
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@buulagoon
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@buckskinstalion @pinkopog @twinkdefcon yeah that’s why they said neofeudalism
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@buulagoon
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@blizzy_mcguire variety is the spice of life
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@buulagoon
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‘tis but a silly language
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@The__Solstice
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I refuse to believe any of this coincidence. Absolutely NONE of it. We are inside of a simulation.
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@buulagoon
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tinnitus isn’t real that’s the sound of your ancestors trying to talk to you but you won’t listen
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@buulagoon
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how can you as a man think you have foresight when you don’t even got foreskin
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@buulagoon
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wait why are you naked i’m not done showing you my legos
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@buulagoon
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a blunt in the medieval box bed would fix me
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@vanhaley_yt
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googling how to make my bed feel like a cave
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@buulagoon
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keep my eye on my gun call it glockoma
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@buulagoon
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ive just seen a grown ass man fight a fridge and lose you would not believe your eyes
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a lot of y’all ain’t tryna escape samsara and it shows
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@buulagoon
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it may look like im doing nothing but on a cellular level im actual quite busy
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hello sharks im here today asking for a kiss on the forehead
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drinking on an empty stomach
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they should add hot dog eating to the olympics
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@buulagoon
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i don’t have an inner monologue just the mandate of heaven whispering in my ear
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@buulagoon
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do you think God stays in heaven because she too lives in fear of what she's created
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(uncanny) valley girl
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@buulagoon
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my search for extra terrestrial intelligence at this point really comes down to firing a glock into the air multiple times throughout the day in hopes of a response
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“my bitch so bad she demonic” - ancient sumerian tablet
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@buulagoon
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synchronicityy we out here
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@vanhaley_yt
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my favourite genre of tweet is "just talkin to myself"
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@buulagoon
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born-again lesbian
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being drawn and quartered probably feels really good for a split second
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a gender ? in this economy ???
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@buulagoon
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@vjoshuaadams Anything Fernando Pessoa! Dude was an embodiment of what it means to be through plurality. He wrote under more than 75 different names- each one being its own character! His last name literally translates to personhood from portuguese . The Book of Disquiet is his magnum opus.
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failed assassination on trump and two weeks later trump shoots himself on stage lmfaoooo
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@buulagoon
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call my girl chupacabra the way she suckin on a GOAT
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@GarlicCorgi @Odd_jedi what’d you call me
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when i die launch me into geostationary orbit
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@PunishedZoe dudes rock
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sugma cum laude
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got abducted by aliens but they dropped me back off the second i started twerking off da wall
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hrt is a lot like finally putting diesel into your engine after years of running it on pbr and sheer will
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on the bus and this dude in front of me got rick rolled three different times in less than five minutes felt like a fever dream
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they’re deploying me to the frontlines in the war for your heart
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@porchsides sometimes you don’t want what’s best for others and that’s okay
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@buulagoon
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“i don’t crash out, i cash out” - lao tzu
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@buulagoon
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decentralize nuclear armament. like yeah don’t piss Russia or China off. But also like don’t piss off Kyle.
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@buulagoon
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a goon is never late, nor is she early, she cums precisely when she means to
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love that ‘booty call’ & ‘butt dial’ use the same set of words but mean VERY different things
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they’re freezing me in carbonite and lowering me into the la brea tar pits tmrrw
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sir, a second shit has hit your pants
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@buulagoon
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areola borealis
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saw the northern lights ln !!
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@buulagoon
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getting spayed next week so excited :3
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ur honor i deadass thought the safety was on i was only joshing
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she’s a 10 but death looms over her like a cloud wherever she goes
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touching grass isn’t enough i need to touch the fabric of space & time
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first person to pommel a horse sounds like they were up to no good
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i don’t care if you have children just don’t do it in front of me
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they should’ve taken me out back and shot me while they still had a chance
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Hail Mary who aren’t in heaven, pray for all us sinners so we don’t get caught
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karma will harm ya
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opposable thumbs are the fucking tits i fucking love having opposable thumbs
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@carrielee09 @zeee_media she saw me & my legion 😈
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i don’t burn bridges i nuke them n snort the radioactive dust
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fake ass suicidal bitch i saw u look both ways before crossing the street
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i touched grass and it told me to commit acts of eco-terrorism
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the shit im made of
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started speaking only french and they put me in the psych ward
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@222xen …no shade
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@kissmeriver the elusive social cryptids, a few beautiful bunch
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if there are no dogs in heaven send me where they go
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The Chamber of Guf has been unsealed
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This is concerning
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@buulagoon
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scientologists heard of a guy whose first name was L and they went all in
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“u miss 100% of the shots u don’t take” - the guy who shot shinzo abe
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first rule of gun safety is to have fun
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@buulagoon
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call her mao til she ze on ma dong
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local realism and its demise have been a disaster for the human race
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@buulagoon
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@TW1NKD3STR0YER needs sum deleuze
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@buulagoon
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@girlinurphone shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow ✨
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@buulagoon
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fondly remembering giving my dad existential crises bc he couldn’t comprehend how i was invited to the girl sleepovers
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@buulagoon
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honey wake up we passed the reverse turing test
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@buulagoon
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حبي اثنين
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@buulagoon
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real G’s move in silence like bologna
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@buulagoon
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when i die bury me inside the gucci store
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@buulagoon
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@boywaif the wise sailor flees the storm as it gathers
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@TLiterarian i am illiterate in more ways than i can count
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are you at the chateau ?
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@buulagoon
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scientists say we know more about space than we do about birmingham
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@buulagoon
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stood up too fast and briefly saw god
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@buulagoon
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if you can’t handle me at my worst then you don’t deserve me at my slightly less worse
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@buulagoon
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glockamole
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@buulagoon
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if y’all don’t bury me in a tracksuit i swear to god imma come back and haunt all of ya
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naming my daughter sailor moon
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no pleasure, no rapture, no exquisite sin greater than air conditioning
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@ferret_gf a being brave enough to be beauty itself
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@buulagoon
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i put the mid in midwestern
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@buulagoon
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a 200gb drumkit library could fix me rn
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@buulagoon
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naming my daughter arson
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@buulagoon
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my future daughter : “why’d you name my sister adderall? “ future me : “because i decided to name you after my favorite things in the world. now go to bed guacamole it’s getting late”
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