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Siobhan. Professional family protector. Lovely but very stupid and bad woman. RED PANDA GANG. Fashion Club Vice President for life. Comedian. @touchingblood
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what kind of asshole owns a mountain
Kanye standing on a mountain he owns.
While looking at the 6,713 acres he owns.
This is the hardest flex of the year.
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didn't want to miss the fifth anniversary
The head of the neo-Nazi nationalists in Lvov Ukraine died in the middle of a speech
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is "yeah man we did the Holocaust" a very good Own
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"someone who would buy a mountain is an asshole" countered with "what about Thomas Jefferson" is an incredible swing and miss
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this is Hays Code shit to a T lol
Imagine if we had a media that didn't eat up Disney's bullshit with a grin on its face
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no human being has ever selected the municipality in which they committed a crime by weighing the cost of getting bailed out if they get caught, that is the dumbest shit I've ever heard
Kamala is a fucking dunce and a fascist
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why does the US have a fucking military base in Kenya
NEW: The Pentagon has identified the service member killed in a terror attack on a U.S. base in Kenya as Army Spc. Henry Mayfield Jr., 23, of Evergreen Park, Illinois.
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All eyes will be on Pete Buttigieg and Beto O'Rourke's interactions during the debate
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the only thing worse than horny on main? wanting to be loved on main...
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Claire you're 34 years old
Should I convert to Greco Roman polytheism or ancient Egyptian polytheism ?
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I hate being alive
HONESTLY if u were a book stan during 2012-2015 u had a good life. like hunger games, catching fire, the fault in our stars, divergent, the maze runner, paper towns, if i stay, scorch trials, mockingjay pt 1 & 2, and insurgent but we don't talk abt her. it was SUCH A GOOD TIME
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Andres Oppenheimer
Contrary to what Venezuela's dictatorship claims, Chile's street protests are a by-product of that country's economic success! Read this:
@Miamiherald
@RicardoLagos
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imagine thinking that Rodman wasn't the hardest motherfucker alive
"LeBron would've never survived in the more physical era of the 80's and 90's in the NBA. Those were REAL men"
Meanwhile...
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it's so funny that Vince Gilligan laid out how 9/11 could happen on The Lone Gunmen and then ten years later just decided that he was gonna get his own sick-ass plane crash
Pretty funny that Walter White accidentally causes like a second 9/11
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remember when a player with horrible football-induced brain damage at 25 killed his girlfriend and then went to a team practice and blew his brains out in front of his head coach & GM and then they just played their game the next day like nothing had happened
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the West German government was literally just the Nazis who weren't valuable enough for Operation Paperclip
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I understand having an edgelord phase, I certainly had one, but people will bring up having had a Nazi Phase so casually on here like that's as normal as thinking that Drawn Together was pretty funny when you were 13
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a crime?
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@NotABigJerk
apparently he said that the waiver mentions the risk of death three times on the first page alone
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@ImpemboGanecue
yeah people just liked it because it had no pretense about how stupid and pointless it was
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shut the fuck up shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP
U.S. presidential hopeful Beto O’Rourke has yet to spell out his economic plan. Betonomics would have certain punk-rock edge,
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@brsgr4049
@bachlaw
it's impossibly funny that Rivera was the one guy who got 100%, like "he was only the greatest closer ever because the Yankees thought that he was a failure as a starter" wasn't a caveat for any of those freaks?
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Jesus Fucking Christ
While some bake gingerbread houses, we decided to go with an F35 jet 😎
#MerryChristmas
to all our Christian soldiers and to all those celebrating around the world!
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I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I am pro-choice, but anti-abortion.
I am pro-police, but anti police-brutality.
I am pro-Democracy, but anti-Trump.
I am pro-America, but anti-nationalism.
I am me.
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Dream Machine by Luma AI is just 3 days old.
Now memes are becoming videos.
10 wild examples:
1. Distracted boyfriend
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"I may not agree with his politics but he is a good man" is the worst shit ever, you don't know what politics are you fucking asshole
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They were being arrested for trespassing at their fucking job, you buffoon
I love how white people scream "I'm a professor," like that's supposed to make them immune to police brutality
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remember when that condo building collapsed in Miami and 100 people died and people cared for like a week
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@itadorifansintl
it's that she herself is a huge clown who chronically interjects herself into shit with the grace of a semi truck jackknifing on a freeway
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if he was a true hero he would have demanded to fly the Lolita Express himself
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vote Democrat so they can give victims of Long Havana Syndrome speedboats
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"wow Beyonce owns $300 million in one of the most evil companies to emerge in the last decade, what a queen"
Do y’all understand how fucking INSANE this is! Jesus CHRIST man. The power.
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if you think that these protests are because of Russian Meddling it is because you fucking hate black people
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no human being to ever live has needed to be told to "shut the fuck up, nerd" more than Grimes
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@realStevenWalk
@monitoringbias
verified AND with a Ukrainian flag emoji? the smartest man in all the land is here
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I love being a historian who doesn't know that the US had a depression simultaneously with the influenza outbreak, both a direct effect of World War I, and that the President in office had had a stroke that left his high school dropout wife in charge of the country
We've experienced parts of this before, just never all at once.
As others noted, it's like the Spanish flu of 1918 and the stock market crash of 1929 at the same time, but overseen by Harding's total incompetence plus Nixon's pettiness and paranoia.
It's like Disaster Voltron.
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White Guy Blues is one of America's great perversities
Ahhh yes, everyone's favorite race-neutral music genre -- the blues.
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@maggiecsiebert
sometimes you need to just bite the bullet and put Ebola Syndrome or 964 Pinocchio out on the stream
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what kind of asshole owns an island
@bushido_thot
People can buy islands... they’re not even expensive by “expensive people” standards... people buy houses by the beach and in some places they own the sand around it... right or wrong, it’s def not uncommon
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good Gorbachev impression
Rep.
@SteveScalise
: "We have choice between freedom and socialism in this country right now."
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@LLW902
we make fun of Italian-AMERICANS, there are like three total French-Americans and two of them are in this conversation
French-Canadians get roasted like chestnuts
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Customer: I'M A PROFESSIONAL FISHERMAN AND I FISH FOR TUNA ALL OVER THE WORLD
DMV: I GOOGLED HIM, HE IS AND HE DOES
Verdict: DENIED
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Couldn't remember Bolsonaro's name for a minute and just referred to him (in my head) as "that guy who died a bunch"
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The Flood of LSD
The flooding of the US streets with heroin, crack, and LSD is seriously some twisted biological warfare. There is a good reason many communist orgs are anti-drug. It's because drugs are used as weapons against the working class.
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for the record, happy anniversary of John McCain dying, everyone
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@PeachesAndHam
"yeah, I had friends who openly committed hate crimes, it was a different time"
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shut the fuck up, nerd
Elizabeth Warren has a plan to get Amy Adams an Oscar AND an Emmy
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he sounds like fucking Trump lol
Dave Chappelle made a surprise stop to his former high school this week – and had a heated Q&A session with nearly 600 students about his Netflix special
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@banalplay
the Superhero Diet might have fucking killed Chadwick Boseman but we're still doing this
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Last night, Boygenius turned Madison Square Garden into the world’s largest bisexual convention
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yeah this was a fucking assassination
A southern Indiana man who helped organize recent protests in seeking answers to his brother’s police-action shooting death has been fatally shot, authorities said.
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John McCain was a bad person's idea of what a "good person" is
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shut the fuck up SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Jake Tapper really needs to get his ass beat
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tfw you're a Human Rights Activist who has to agree with Hitler:
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never fucking forget that Philly is the wildest city in the world
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True Crime Obsessed Recapping True Crime Documentaries with Humor, Sass, and a well timed Garbage Bell! The True Crime Comedy Podcast You Need In Your Life!
i just for fun looked up who the top patreon show is these days and this is so fucking bleak
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does anyone actually know a Goddamned thing about Stacey Abrams beyond "is a black woman"
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BREAKING: Former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe has been shot in the city of Nara, NHK reports.
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Finally we're truly bringing 2016 back
Jon Stewart is not a fucking liberal, he's a white progressive socialist millionaire. Please stop calling that man a liberal. He disrespected Hillary Clinton way too much to be a liberal.
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@BotAdversary
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deathbed repentance, that famous act that is always totally sincere and genuine
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