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@burtsimsin

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""Tried to make me go to rehab and i said no, no, no surrender ""
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I'm sure @talkSPORT will be all over this for the next week Oh that's right...anti catholic abuse isn't offensive to this country's media.
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No Surinder
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@KILLTOPARTY If she cheered up a bit
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@GJ_1892 @nocontextfooty Bet you would love to win a trophy more
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Nice peepul😡
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@AxholmeMiller @Millieroper2 Do you think she actually sat in the real sun? Took a space ship there and burnt herself?
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@TByrne75 It's hardly a paupers grave. You do know that they don't put up headstones straight after a burial ??
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@officialpes @CelticFC Rangers are in dead rising 5
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@MirjiMcStinky @The_Incoercible @NoContextBrits Be good if one day I learned how to spell and use your/ you're the right way. Point stands though.
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@thetimes @bobafett Shite review Its perfect.
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This is how the sevco fans think they were treated like in seville for 2.5 hrs last week
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@mumsnet_madness I actually agree with the poster for the first time 😂
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@horton_official Bloody king crabs. Coming over here.... Taking our crabs jobs.
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@sanj260978 Wouldnt worry about it Sanj. The Glasgow Sikh community are an absolute credit to their culture. The nicest ,friendliest ,most welcoming people i have ever met. You get odd roaster everywhere. Law of averages.
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Joe Hart is the bargain of the century. Vickers needs signed up ASAP Rangers died 2012
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@beano167 @AdamFirrell @MeadayParade She might after 4 smirnoff ices
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@LanaWolf1872 Get them back onside by pulling a pair of brown brogues out your fanny. And some union jack bunting out your bumbole. Paint poppy's on your nipples and have some toy soldiers abseiling off your boobs. The sevvys love stuff like that.
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@ClydeSSB The more points in 6 months trophy is in the cabinet
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22 month old niece waiting on a heart operation. They were called tody to be told that all ops are put back again as the surgeons aren't doing them on Monday due to Queens funeral. Fuck this county and all the pathetic flag waving , snivelling bootlicking idiots in it.
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@Iamscotharrison Ignore them Scott. What felt tips do you use ?
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@Mary83176036 @SkyNewsBreak Why? It's their money. The gift should be looking after these folk. Tell your royals to share their wealth
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@Blayofficial Cant believe they have playstation! I thought the whole family would be playing kabbadi in the living room
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Separated at birth Sharon Osbourne & Edith from still game Pint a Guiness Boaby @GavsterNo1
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tramps
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@jackcraig1997 Liked it. Seen ye were a sevvy . Unliked it. Well in beating a bookie but.
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is it okay to still identify Sam Smith as fucking shite ?
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@stuhay89 @GlasgowPavilion Didn't rally round when they watched their club die
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@twistyyxo pics or it didn't happen
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@nobletrojan @TripeUK Never heard one person in Scotland call it anything but a skelf
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@rossco2586 @scotsunsport Next thing they will be refusing to pay 112 million taxes to the queen
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@Nillo82948721 She wasnt there She was in Pizza Express in Woking that night
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@kevinbridges86 Should have downloaded that scottish dracula film Avanti suck yer blood
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@_DHOTYA This one worse
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Sevco
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@lipeamaral16 @LewisMills360 The tickets were on sale and paid for before the time changes
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@GrrrlZilla @WSAV extended family 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@DaftLimmy @Zafarcakes I met your hairline at a charity do once...
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There should be a silent protest until this tadger is banned from the stadium too. An attention seeking gimp.
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@Doilynet @BBCDomC @Holbornlolz Or couldnt we look after them instead like decent people should ?
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@BBCchrismclaug Does it show you him singing anti Catholic ditties in the rangers dressing room ?
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@RockWalkLondon @BigKev1805 Cant believe they let Townsend in a classroom
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@Julesbilly @fesshole Maybe your husband was cheating on you
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@Stephen4_2 Didn't stop him coming back to milk the green pound once his career was over
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That Devenish hotel looks like some night out! Spunk in the hair the lot. There's something about Mairead.
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@_DHOTYA @CoachMcCurry @TigerWoods then the whole family cheered
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@mattward71 @rickygervais @_DHOTYA and the whole carriage cheered
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@misslanawolf Didn't realise sepsis was an STD I hope it recovers
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@rickygervais Same as James Corden
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@kingyboy1234 @Garychalmers1 Fuck sake. Hope the batons ok
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@Jadeandolly1 That a smiley face biscuit yer riding?
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Mind that time England didn't win the euros this year ?
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@SportyNeesy @DailyMailUK What did he say that was vile ? Or are you just attempting to seem relevant ?
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@FarneyWhites @MikeDriver1 @NoContextNonces Yeah she remembers him from the restraining order
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@JosephC727 Aye rangers fans would never sing about the pope
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@murdo_fraser @ETimsNet @ScotParl @RangersFC Must have missed the anti catholic songs... the fighting outside bars... and drinking other peoples pish.
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@itsemilyraine @amyleader1 Ethic lessons from am account with photos of strangers with their fanny wide open Ironic
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this attention seeking fanny is the biggest embarrassment in world football. total clown and should be banned from cektic park
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Mr & Mrs Moles
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Mr & Mrs Moles
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@StampOnBullies @john_bhoy67 the aunt posted their names on fb and later the uncle posted a video of one of the attackers screaming as he got a kicking 😂
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I haven't played football since 1992 and Ryan kent has only scored 2 goals more than me this season
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Morelos is a cheating cunt
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@SwadSeal My twins were only given a 50/50 chance of survival over 2 years ago. Next month is their second birthday after being born 10 weeks early . Babies are strong little fighters. God Bless.
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Andy Walker pointscoring and having pops at the Celtic captain during a tribute to Billy McNeill is disgraceful. But not unexpected . Walkers is by far the biggest snivelling wanker we have had pull on the Celtic jersey and is detested by all our fans. Cunt.
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Can't believe I got the wee man christened Brendan Rodger last week. Any chance the Vatican can help me change it ?
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@kevinbridges86 Reverse image search shows big hen broon reece mogg here bought his suit from Ali express
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5 players, 2 managers& 1 assistant sent off against Celtic in our last 2 biggish games. All celtics fault but. 🤥
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@itsemilyraine @amyleader1 Its called being a creep. Then again thats what funds your wardrobe.
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@Riverthechamp @England No luck wee man! Your parents should be hugging you instead of videoing you for likes
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@therealgreegsy1 @RangersTV mind that time you said you got jumped?😂😂
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@chlobaker_ @steve1hannon an influencer 😂😂😂😂 calm down kim Kardashian
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@RangersSparess defoe , morleos & french eddy have scored the exact same amount of goals against celtic too
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Piece of shit will be locking and deleting his accounts soon
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If anyone believes Alex Cairnie is anyhing but a lying rabble rousing misinformed gammon idiot they are as deluded as him
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Breaking news:Its official. Rafa 5 year deal . First pic taken at Loch Lomond where his sea plane thing landed
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@FollowMeltdowns 1 petrofac 120k a yr 20k jockstraps A burnt out bus Bigoted songs Staunch refusal to respect a dead celtic legend
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