audge⁷ -- an armpit sommelier
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🔞 MINORS DNF/DNI | she/her | 40s | bi | Yoonkook biased & OT7 4ever | writer & reader | multi fan acct 🔞
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Joined November 2019
💗 Welcome! I'm Audge 💗. 🌟 ao3: 🌟 support me: ⇩ Writing and recs below ⇩.
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Everyone say, "Thank you, Jimin." I don't know what magic he put into his hoodie and earring, but Namjin have never looked sexier.
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she understood. she was a voice for the people.
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Raise your hand if a man ever touched you inappropriately in public. Bonus points, if you remember how young you were the first time it happened to you. 🤚🏼 I was 11 or 12. Swimming at the public pool during summer camp. An older man "brushed" past me and grabbed my behind.
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This man just trapsed around the table like a hungry little fairy and giddily stole bites of everyone else's food. Like the tooth fairy, but with food.
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i will never get over his mad/negative energy about not being allowed to accompany his soulmate to the bathroom.
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it's the panty flash for me.
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Excuse me? Is he a soul sucking demon or the best boy?
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This is gonna be a thread. 1.
what’s a clip of your bias that you’re very emotionally attached to?.
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JIMIN WITH FUZZY PITS!!!!!!!! SEND ALL THE AMBULANCES 🚨🚨🚨
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He's the cutest disaster to ever walk this earth. The way he opens all the packages and stuff 😭😭
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*whispers softly and with loving awe*. whore.
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does anyone have the clip of him introducing himself like this at his concert? he said yoongi like the letters were made of sugar.
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*g00gles how to be a glass of beer in min yoongi's giant hands*
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*chews through the walls*. i cannot explain why, but this fit is SOOOOOOO slutty
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yoongi, in his head while making this face/pose: are you not scared? am i not the most terrifying boy you've ever encountered?
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i think it's super important for everyone in the general public to understand something: in order to teach kindergarten you have to be a bad bitch. managing a classroom full of 5 year olds is not for the weak.
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Usually it's Tae looking at Yoongi like he's gonna devour him. Nice to see the feeling goes both ways 🥴
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Taejoon are seconds away from devouring each other on stage and our resident catboy is looking at and patting Tae's shirt because ✨shiny✨
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i don't know how anyone can watch vminkook interact and decide one of them is not meant to be a part of their friendship. their love for each other is on display all the time in so many ways. if you resent or target one of them, you don't actually love any of them.
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I wonder if Yoongi realizes he's a yapper. I feel like he's like me, where he can be quiet/silent for a long time or in many situations. However, with the right people or the right situation/topic, he suddenly becomes a yapper.
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this is so incredibly camboy of him. you don't get the abs for free.
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that part. that part right there. that's the part i want to chew on.
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Nobody baby birds as good as Jinnie baby birds
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ngl, the infodumping by jimin is very "he's been taking lessons from yoongi" of him. that spiel seemed on par with yoongi's maginot line lecture.
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a thread of leslie knope quotes about ben wyatt featuring min yoongi.
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i just went weak in the knees. the way he holds jk in place and pushes his head down. daddy? DADDY.
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i want the two middle aged men to sandwich me.
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I would like to discuss how willingly Seokjin gives into every tug. Taehyung pulls and he just goes.
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i understand hobi, because joon in that fit did need to be captured on film. that's a memory you don't want to lose.
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vmin and jikook and taekook are great, but you know what the best maknae line ship is? . vminkook 💯.
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what if 🤔. taejoon au where tiny, fluffy bumblebee hybrid namjoon gets injured and can't shift into human form. he's stuck crawling along the ground. barely surviving until he climbs across the toe of taehyung's slide one dewy morning.
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Omega NJ who's spent his whole life devoted to climbing the corporate ladder. He's fast approaching 40 and finds himself alone and unhappy in more than one way. He's visiting the library one afternoon. Rummaging through his favorite section of non-fiction books.
Our second moodboard of the day is . Namkook!.Please share with us what this makes you think or feel! 👀
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I've seen heaven and it's between Jimin's thighs
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I love him, and he's gorgeous, but I know this man did not take a sip from that espresso martini. We have years of footage of him making cringey faces every time he drinks coffee or alcohol.
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my god, he's so fucking big and for what?! i want to cling to his bicep and dangle there like a happy lil piece of fruit.
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I have never in my life smoked, but I feel like I need a cigarette after watching this 14 times in a row.
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that's my regency era heartthrob of a husband right there
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Can I just say, yes. My honorable mention goes to this specific pair of jeans that made multiple airport appearances.
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don't think about koo who loves all the eyes roaming over his exposed body. don't think about it. don't think about it. don't think about it.
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please please please let me sit in ur lap i promise i won't wiggle my butt and get you worked up and then pretend i was just trying to get comfy please please please.
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Me, with each picture he posts: I will sue Min Yoongi, because he hurts me.
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I muted this, because the notifications are overwhelming. However, if you reply or qrt, I am going back and reading your responses in small batches. I hear and see you. Your story isn't unnoticed.
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i just think their belly buttons should smooch
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being gay is all fun and games until you realize that you're in love with your best friend.
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His canoe serenade for Joonie just *clutches chest* The lil butt wiggle at the end 🥹🥹🥹.
qrt with taehyung moments that touched your heart I’ll start. when taehyung went around spreading love by giving the members and staff free hugs backstage he’s so lovely 🫶🏼
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this is such a tame comment for something that shifted the earth on its axis.
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pack alpha hoseok is a hill i'd d1e upon.
We as a society need more alpha / omega Hobi , I'm tired of him being a beta.
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(fun date idea: overthrowing the government).
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a 🧵 of leslie knope quotes about ann perkins featuring bangtan
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This part right here has me terrified. They're calling Yoongi's folio the "grand finale." 😳
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No, I'm sorry, Seokjin's "Is this a show to brag about yourself?" has me 💀
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I'm in fucking love, man. When he flashes his dimples like that I completely understand Jungkook and his multiple embarrassing love confessions. Like. how do you not professor your undying love and devotion to this man?!?!
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more men (and women if we're being honest) need to have this attitude and an understanding of how much pregnancy alters your entire body/body chemistry. people assume since pregnancy is "natural," it's somehow not that dangerous and doesn't have lasting impacts on the body.
“If you found a super, super dope girl, and she’s like perfect for you in every way, but then she just doesn’t wanna have children, that’s not a deal breaker for you?”. #Jackson: oh definitely not. Because, she’s going through pain, I just can’t stand that. 😭
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he's making his -ㅅ- face in this pic. you can tell just from his cheek.
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We all collectively agree that Shelby is the luckiest good girl in the entire world, right?
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Can't stop thinking about an ot7 au where ot6 take in a fox hybrid. JK is withdrawn at first. Hesitant. Shy. Head down. Won't make eye contact. Won't shift. Then, one of them figures out he's ticklish. When they hear him laugh, that's it.
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I'll be honest, I haven't known peace since Taehyung discovered how good he looks with his t-shirt sleeves rolled up.
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You are a man genius with a taut, narrow frame like a sexy, elf king.
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MiniMoni au where 1st year professor NJ is bogged down in work. He can't keep up with grading. Can't keep up with prepping lectures for class. By November, he feels like he has a handle on things. Then, top student JM walks into class and plops this cake down on the podium.
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He's got a tight, compact little body like an Italian sports car.
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As I said: the government can suck my dick.
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i'll say what we're all thinking -- that's his sex face
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@vicfic900 she was the realest for that, because damn do i feel the same. my husband understands that i love him, but he's absolutely second to yoongi.
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NJ, wobbling around with JK's supportive arm on his waist. Patting his rounded stomach. Proclaiming himself so excited to be carrying JK's child. It's the thought of a wonderfully pregnant NJ that JK wakes up to the next morning. "Fuck, he'd look so good knocked up.".
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oh, you mean large and extra large?
and here, he is fighting the homoerotic urge to compare dick sizes with his bestie.
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can i say something? this is a safe space, right?. this is one of jk's sluttiest fits.
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Tae. Taehyung. Tete. I don't know how to tell you this, but your crush -- it's so damn obvious.
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He's like a brilliant, sexy, little hummingbird.
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Yes, your honor, I'd like to present video evidence that Min Yoongi is indeed a shy boy.
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this is definitely what he looks like when he comes. just saying.
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He's a born yapper, and ot6 are his yap enthusiasts. (Even if they razz him about it a bit.) Sorry, I'm never not gonna drop his Maginot Line lecture when talking about yapper Yoongi. It's quality content.
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man, fuck anyone who talked shit on the three english releases. they provide so much comfort. then, and even more now.
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is to have a mole on their boob.
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i don't know much, but i know i'm in love with namjoon.
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I can't comprehend having enough money to throw it away on something as heinous as sending funeral flowers to a living, breathing human w/feelings who has been through months of trauma. My head will never be able to wrap around the layers of hatefulness involved in this stunt.
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