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ER doc, theme park, Immersive Theater, travel. He/him SF Bay Area curator for Still looking for a way into Club 33.
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Easter Egg!
If you look very carefully during the Hall of Everything, you can spot the precise moment that drunk guy tried to climb the Mexico Pavilion at Epcot.
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Walking through animal kingdom, and someone calls out to their friend/family “Isabella!” And like 7 people in unison reply “Your boyfriend’s here!”
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What is the point of a Coming Soon section on an in flight entertainment system?
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As the legend goes, Walt decided to build the utilidors in Florida after seeing a nude man dragged by uniformed officers through Anaheim’s Fantasyland, which was, undeniably, thematically inconsistent.
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Gonna tell my kids this was Oogie Boogie Bash
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Should i be worried? My screen looks different.
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Overheard in New Fantasyland:
“Well what do you expect?! We’re just an Iger family living in a Chapek World”
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This headline is misleading. The sporks weren't free. You couldn't take them home without stealing them. Not for sale is not the same as free.
Disney Is Charging $11 For Sporks (That Were Free When Galaxy’s Edge Opened)
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Distwitter: Please open the parks! Even a food festival! They're hurting and we just want to support them!
Disney: ok that'll be 75 dollars
DT: how dare you
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Hey LassoTwitter! I visited a place today which may be of some interest
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Big day for me. I'm no longer the biggest piece of shit in Disneyland
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Turn Star Wars Launch Bay into a Baby Yoda nursery, you cowards!!
If we weren’t locked into a specific time frame in
#GalaxysEdge
, the line for the “baby Yoda” meet & greet would start at the Incredicoaster.
#Mandalorian
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I know it's getting harder and harder to stay at home, and I've only intermittently tweeted about work, because Disney Parks and Animal Crossing is much more fun, but here's a story I haven't shared before (1/?)
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Disney parks: desperately trying to get mobile ordering to catch on
Starbucks: our mobile ordering is a model for implementation throughout the industry
Starbucks In Disney Parks: lol nope stfu
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Remember when they made that documentary about the guy who ate McDonalds every day for a month and he got really sick and everyone said "Yeah but who would actually eat McDonalds every day for a month"
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Even if you're fully vaccinated, the CDC recommends sleeping in tomorrow and not bothering to try to score disneyland reservations. You don't need that stress.
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The animation shows the train passing the goat on the left, but the BTMR goat is on the RIGHT. What happened to INTEGRITY, disneyland?
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@NetflixFilm
Stanley Tucci and Tony Shalhoub wordlessly making eggs in the final scene of Big Night (1996).
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If Disney Springs doesn’t have to take down their holiday decorations, I shouldn’t have to either
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The Grand Floridian is the worst themed hotel on property. It's Victorian themed on the inside. The exterior is a copy of a hotel in San Diego. Its flagship restaurant is named for British royalty.
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Happy "My D23 three-year subscription finally ran out" Day to those who celebrate.
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I've arrived at San Diego's finest Florida themed hotel
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Hot take: do you really care about the toontown fountain? Or are you just worried what might be next?
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bad figment drawing is distwitter's dogecoin send tweet
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Tiana taking in the view of all that shall soon be hers
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2000's POP PUNK IS SAVING AMERICA. OUR MOMENT HAS ARRIVED.
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There will come a time when we can go back to gathering in restaurants and theaters and theme parks, but it’s going to take time and patience. But if my patient’s husband can have the faith that this is good-bye “for now,” so can we. (27/27)
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The same people complaining that the ground markings outside Mission Breakout don't look enough like Kirby Krackle will also breathlessly explain to you that the tan pavement in Liberty Square is actually a river of feces.
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Soarin has a posted standby time of 50 minutes and we waited 9.
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That moment when you and your wife bought each other the exact same Valentine’s Day card
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Honestly this WDW had me feeling very burnt out. Between the lack of dining, decreased hotel services, the Genie+ stress, multiple hour waits just to get a drink, I actually said to my wife “I think I’m done with Disney for a while.” 1/3
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Halcyon Ships Log:
I traveled to the planet of Batuu. On the outskirts of the outpost I encountered a troupe of performers. One of them, a vaudevillian bear, spoke with the voice of Jedi Master Yoda. He controlled a banana cream pie with the power of the force. I am in awe.
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It is apparently still possible to build a giant nighttime lagoon structure that is nowhere to be seen during the day. Eat your heart out harmonious.
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@morninggloria
One of the hardest days of my career in the ER so far was working a plane crash. It was nonstop chaos and hard work for hours and hours. A bunch of local businesses and a couple of other ERs sent us a truckload of pizza, and it was the most appreciated thing I've experienced.
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She is beauty. She is grace. She went straight into my face.
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I know many people are very justifiably upset about how their lives are affected by self isolation, cancelled vacations, etc. I feel it too. Nothing I say is going to change that disappointment, but let me tell you a (mostly unrelated) story about the worst day of my career. 1/?
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What is this?? My family has enjoyed the cutouts for years! Bring back the cutouts!!
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No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me to my very uninterested coworkers: "oh my god let me tell you about the new Star Wars ride"
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Something I've often wondered about. Why did the exclusionary pricing lead so many people to root for the Halcyon to fail, but there isn't nearly the same resentment regarding Club 33?
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Reminder: the Buffalo police put Martin Gugino in the hospital for a full month with a broken skull for saying black lives matter.
@BPDAlerts
One of the pro-Trump rioters on the Capitol steps gets a hand down the stairs from a D.C. police officer.
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If i start a rumor that Trader Sam is requiring vaccines for entry, maybe enough people will stay home that I can get a table tonight...
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Distwitter has made conversations with my mother much different
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Umm, hey
@krismeetsworld
I think you should see this...
[thread]
I have been asked to read a prepared statement:
Disney's Polynesian Village is a real resort with real, 2-bedroom, overwater villas available for booking now, at or
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And then I sat and watched the Merry Menagerie for like an hour and ask my crankiness and irritation just melted away. I love these puppets more than anything else Disney has done for years. Just pure joy. 2/3
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"Go With the Flow" walked so "Agatha All Along" could fly.
Finding Nemo the Musical is a treasure. That is all.
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Huge props to the artists and musicians. I cannot express how happy they make me.
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Seeing that problematic disney blogger that i've been saying for months is problematic finally getting called out for being problematic is :chefs kiss:
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Just polled every doctor working in the ER right now, and not a single one would choose this career if given the choice again.
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The truth is I never left you. All through my wild days. My mad existence. I kept my promise. Please social distaaaaance...
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Happy Return of Mexican Pizza to Taco Bell Day to those who celebrate
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I heard through the grapevine that a young healthy patient had died from Covid-19 yesterday in the hospital. I didn't think much of it until I left to go home late last night. (1/8)
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Whispering Canyon may not be sharing ketchup bottles, but they still throw straws and our CM called my mom a Karen so it was absolutely worth it
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Picture if you will, a reality where the virus had been well controlled and all were unified in their commitment to each others safety. Together, a broken nation and a broken world step out of the shared darkness and into the light.
"It's over."
I wish we could've shared that.
And here it is — the “welcome back” Walt Disney World commercial.
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Got to visit Skywalker Ranch today. My bucket list just got slightly shorter...
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About to board the most intense thrill ride in any Disney park
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I would like to personally volunteer to administer the IV bleach.
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