brooke
@brookeeeyer
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mover, shaker, calculated risk taker — flirting with consumers near you. all opinions are my own 🫶
Denver, CO
Joined March 2011
I truly cannot wait for the day I am able to talk about all the absurdities that are currently dominating my life
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@stefanoscalia @zoeplzshutup ended up at an afters at his place in nyc one night with a bunch of girlfriends when we were 19… v weird happenings.
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RT @no_earthquake: every time people say “the trenches” “grinding” “practicing” “you can just do things” “build build build” they re exclus…
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they lost me at the launch of the merch line at target, but go off I guess!
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the only thing worse than a blind stan is an equally ignorant hater
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now remember this folks— a lame with money and power is still a lame!
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RT @RGA: One of the hottest trends in advertising right now is humor. Consider leaning into this elemental aspect of being human.
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this is actually an insane thing to say — and not even in a fun way!
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was today years old when I learned the culinary term is “amandine,” not “almondine.” I mean, at least the logic was there.
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@AndyTheGiant you might have to explore more unconventional platforms, but I guarantee there is an audience for that
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you really haven't lived until you've acquired a healthy amount of PTSD from encrypted messaging services.
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(it’s taking every ounce of me to resist the urge to publicly crash out)
the soft, ephemeral thought that “this will all be worth it.. this will be good for you” is really that bitch.
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