I watched a poker player win a huge pot at 5/10 and then get up from the table and stick his phone to his ear
“Yeah, yeah. I know man. I’m cashing out now”
(I could see his phone screen, it was the Home Screen page on the iPhone)
🤔😂
Look I applaud
@WSOP
for doing what they think is best for the community, but can we now make deodorant mandatory as well? I feel like it’s should be right up there with the vax card.
Today is Day 2 of the Main Event! I’m coming into today 2nd in chips of my flight with 375.5k in chips (4th overall!!)
We sat down with a little gift today as well 😊 will post updates on this thread!
Last night, guy tips me $2 and another dude at the table tells him “you can just tip $1 bro” So I say..
“Sir, Sir!! First off, work your side of the street, and secondly, I don’t go to your job and tell your boss how to pay you!”
THE AUDACITY 🧐👀
I just want to remind everyone, it’s getting hot in Vegas again. Please wear deodorant if you’re going to come play poker. I know showering is a lot to ask, so small steps 🤗
Dealing 1/3 and a guy says “I’ll be right back guys, gonna go smoke”
2 mins later he walks back in with an ashtray from the slot machine area and a lit cigarette. Sits back down at the 1/3 table like it’s the 1970s again.
#cantmakeitup
Guy hits a river and goes all in. His opponent calls. Before showing his cards he placed his hand on the guys should and says “Congratulations, you’re going home” then shows the nut flush.
Poker is not dead y’all
So I go to deal 1/3. First thing I notice is the table is NOT square. Guy in 5 seat is way off center and guy in 6 seat has ALL the room leaving guy in 2 seat to suffocate. So I politely ask to square table. Seat 6 loses it. “It’s been this way 6 hours” gets up and cashes out 😂
Yeah sex is good and all, but how great is it when you offer someone to run it twice in PLO and they reply with an aggressive “no I don’t do that running it twice bullshit” and then you bink the last card?
Subtle reply: “should have ran it twice 🤷🏼♀️😝”
No it wouldn’t. Casinos do not make large profit from poker. They could remove a poker room and replace it with slot machines and generate way more income. If people stop tipping, dealers will stop working. The casino isn’t going to rectify that.
Poker will die.
Well guys we did it! After a brutal day of roller coaster rides and 12 hours of play we bagged second in chips 8.935m at 80k bb! We are coming back to 16 left. First place is $228k! I am the only woman the remains. I am so psyched! This momma shark is gonna get some sleep! 🦈 🦈
So I’m flooring and I walk over to a 1/3 table that currently has an all in and a call. On river the guy who shoved goes “you’re good man” and the other dude wins the pot. As he’s getting up to leave he says “I hope you fucking die”
Um sir, this is not online poker 😂😂
#dead
It was a long day. But we bagged 1,021,000 in chips in the mystery bounty. I’m almost positive I am chipleader of my flight 😊 coming back on Sunday for day 2!
I think my favorite thing when walking through the poker room is crop dusting all the tables and then they sit there thinking someone shit themselves at the table. 💨💨💨
My poker goal was to be the very first female to make the final 9 of the Main Event but after this new poker scandal my new poker goal is to be good enough poker player to star on one of
@CaitlinComeskey
’s videos.
Well we did it again guys. Today is Day 2 of the Venetian $800 buy in $250,000 guaranteed!
69 players come back
48 players pay
We have 306,500 @ 5k big blind
First place is $69,000!
Let’s go!!
Y’all please be nice to casino workers who ask you to put your mask on. We aren’t doing it because we want to. We get it. This pandemic has been too long and it’s been a struggle. We are simply asking because it’s a mandate. If the employees have to, you do too.
We've got more Main Event action today at
@AtlantisReno
! The second flight of the $600 buy-in, $150,000 GTD Main Event will send cards in the air at 6pm tonight!
Can't make it today? There's two more flights tomorrow at 11am and 6pm!
My poor dad is going to miss out unfortunately. My main event has ended. Had three pretty big hands that cost me early today. (One I played really horrible). Every year it’s day 3. Every year I bust on day 3. It’s my Kryptonite. Wishing everyone the best of luck that’s left in!
Guys is so surreal to me that I carried this being in my belly and gave birth to him. I cannot stop crying 😭 he is literally the most perfect thing I’ve ever laid eyes on and I’m so freaking emotional. Oh and I can’t seem to get sleep because I just keep staring at him 💙💙
If u are a man and u think all women are horrible poker players and belong in the kitchen, you are the problem.
I’ve seen so many negative posts about how women shouldn’t be playing and how men are the better breed, yada yada ya
Guess what?!
You wouldn’t be here w/o a woman.
🤷🏼♀️
Y’all we just busted two people back to back. I made the nut flush twice against two different people. We have 224k in the fucking main event in level 3! Is this real life??
Y’all I asked
@MattStoutPoker
to go get me some Dr. Pepper from the store and he brings back Dr. K.
He tells me “it’s sooo much cheaper”
You know what’s not cheap? Divorce
My mom: “I can’t believe you got the vaccine. Don’t you care about what goes into your body?”
Me: “I literally walked in on you and Doug doing cocaine off each other’s bodies”
Her: “omg that was 17 years ago”
Me: “I’m sorry. Last I checked cocaine is still cocaine”
😂😂
Replacing the phone charging set up with the
@GGPoker
set up was the best play
@WSOP
could have made. I did the chip-stacking challenge and had the fastest of the day to win a free pair of Pro AirPods. In fact, it was the ONLY thing I’ve won at the Rio so far 😂🤌🏻
Yeah sex is great but have you ever had someone sweating your tournament and they text you “how many bbs you got” and the blinds just went to 500/1000.
The MGM debacle came all the way through to Aria last night as well. It was very scary. Running away I slipped on broken glass. Fell and smacked the side of my head into the hard floor. I have a mild concussion but am otherwise ok. Thankful to have amazing coworkers and friends!
I’m dealing 1/2 PLO tonight. Guy is tanking on a pot size river bet. Takes a $5 chip, sticks it in his mouth, takes it out and throws it on felt to call.
He loses and asks “what I owe?” I reply with “$450, would have been $445 but you can keep that one” as I point at the chip
29 never felt so fine! 🎉 amazing birthday adventure to Havasupai Falls! 47 miles and 8500ft of elevation and my body is pretty much dead, but so worth it! Grand Canyon next!
I gave a very old man a penalty for folding out of turn multiple times.
His response: ‘I don’t like your ruling, you know I’ve been playing cards since before you were born.’
Me: ‘well sir, then you should know you can’t fold out of turn’ 🎤⬇️
The Orleans Poker Room would like to welcome back Brittney Stout as the Senior Tournament Floor! She was instrumental in the building and execution of the record-breaking summer series of 2023. Wait to see what we have in store this winter 😊
@britstoutpoker
We had a BRUTAL level.
We lost KK to QQ.
Then we got AThh vs AA on a AT9 board. How we didn’t go completely broke here is absurd to me. Then we lose JJ to 44.
But guess what? I still have 221k in the main event and on second break of day and I’m STILL feeling very good 😊
Let me very clear,
@MattStoutPoker
and I are two different people. Whatever you think of him that’s your business. We have different personalities and different perspectives. Unless I have personally done something to you DO NOT bring me into your dick fight. Thx
Last night I cheated @ poker for the 1st time. I rigged a deck of
@FadedSpadeCards
to give me quads &
@Brit_Barn
a Royal so that I could tell her I’m the one who’s really all in.
#SheSaidYes
Shout out to my friends who helped me plot, Tom Wheaton, & Jesse Mancha from
@JasonofBH
!
Well it’s happened. I officially had a player ask me if I wanted to do a threesome with him and his wife.
At the table. IN FRONT OF EVERYONE.
Needless to say, I’m flattered, but..
After feeling pretty awful yesterday and unsure if I was going to actually play the main because I was still throwing up at 5am. I went back to bed. Woke up. Kept food down. And here I am at the WSOP for day 1D of the main event! Thank you to all the investors! Will post updates
Attention
Just because I’m female and I sit at the poker table does not mean you have to play back at me. I’m so sorry you feel threatened of a 5 foot woman. Also thank you for your chips
Well I didn’t post about it because I didn’t want to jinx. But while
@MattStoutPoker
went to the Incubus concert I decided I was going to go deep in another circuit event. This time I final tabled. Sick cooler though. Got QQ in vs AA to end my run in 6th place.
My favorite gift I received this year. I told
@MattStoutPoker
when we got married that I was going to get us one of these. Well he beat me to it! This is so amazing and I love it so much 😍♥️