Had my biggest online win yesterday when I won
@ACR_POKER
’s $2650/$1M for $240k. I couldn’t be more grateful to be on a massive heater to help support my family during this incredibly difficult time. I have coaching slots open and am looking forward to steaming on
@Twitch
soon!
I couldn’t be prouder of
@BritStout
, not only for bagging 222k in her first
@WSOP
ME, but how far she’s come in life from a rough place. Her previous fiancé was tragically murdered before either of them ever got to play it and she’s honoring his memory with this chip. ❤️
#RIPJosh
Another bullet at
@WynnPoker
, another final table. 9/379 left in the $600/$150k gtd. 1,480,000 @ 30k (40k soon), avg 1.3M, $42k up top.
Is this a good time to mention that I’ll have time to take on new students after our
@StJude
VIVA event this weekend & Ability Center on 9/16?
Last night I cheated @ poker for the 1st time. I rigged a deck of
@FadedSpadeCards
to give me quads &
@Brit_Barn
a Royal so that I could tell her I’m the one who’s really all in.
#SheSaidYes
Shout out to my friends who helped me plot, Tom Wheaton, & Jesse Mancha from
@JasonofBH
!
::guy bet/calls river shove on a 4-club board with Ac, loses to boat::
Guy (to dealer): Why you give me that flush on the river? You stupid? You must be stupid.
Dealer: Sir, I’m not the one who made the call.
#OWNED
What’s the best retort you’ve ever heard from a dealer?
I hope everyone has a good time
@TheCSOP
@GoldenKnights
Foundation event today, but I might not make it because I found something better to do. Asher Ray Stout decided not to wait for our planned induce on Monday. He joined us at 10:36am and is 19 in long weighing in at 6lb 15oz!
I’m not saying
#poker
is getting tough in 2020, but a drug dealer who’d just wrapped up a phone convo asking a friend if he’d been questioned by regular cops or vice made an ace high flush vs my straight flush at
@BorgataAC
$5/5 PLO and didn’t pay me off tonight.
Asher told me to go all in with KK after I got short, so I did but my opponent called with 22 and hit a 2. My
#WSOPMainEvent
run is over in 190th place out of 10,112 entries for $60,000. Thanks for all the love, fam. My life is still a dream. 😍
Is there any better feeling in a cash game than making the nuts and beating someone in a huge pot literally the next hand after they seat-hop to get position on you?
I just did it and I can confirm that, no, there is not.
Last night
@TheCSOP
helped raise over $325k. Now that we’re done helping the kids of
@StJude
, I won my 2nd
@WSOP
-C ring and $45k because baby gotta eat!
MY MOM SAID HER FIRST WORDS SINCE THE STROKE (1/20)TODAY! She had backtracked from what may have just been delirium, but her not recognizing people and no longer responding to commands to move hands/feet was scary. Now she’s showing more progress than ever. I’m happy bawling.😭🥲
PSA to people playing
@SHRPO
: They’re short on poker dealers, so many are working overtime every day and won’t get a single day off during this series. Try to be extra nice and give them as much grace as you can on small stuff.
One time in a
@BorgataPoker
ME, a drunk fun player 3bet me. After I called, he stopped the dealer just in time to request his 2nd card before the flop came out. I ran around the table to high five him pre. Today, that man became a
@WPT
Champion. Congratulations
@FrankTh55209538
!
I'm incredibly proud to announce that I was one of just 13 people nation-wide selected for the
@StJude
National Volunteer Advisory Council. Thank you to everyone who has supported
@TheCSOP
, especially
@RealKidPoker
who trusted me with his event &
@Erica_Thompson3
from
@StJude
!
WE DID IT! I won the
@runitupreno
main event for $70k! There’s a backstory that makes this win extra special beyond making it easier to spend time with my son. I’ll blog about it soon. Shout out to
@RenoPeppermill
&
@runitup
on an epic series n
@KevinRobMartin
who played siiick.
Shout out to
@john_cynn
for not only volunteering to rep
@TheCSOP
and
@StJude
at the
@WSOP
Main Event final table on
@espn
tonight, but having enough of a sense of humor to troll me and pretend he wanted $100k to wear it before agreeing to do so. 😂
I’m slacking on updates and didn’t bother posting early in the
#WSOPMainEvent
because your stack early in a structure this good doesn’t matter much. Ended day 1 w 80k, day 2 w 160k.
We just wrapped up day 3 very close to the bubble and my stack is starting to matter, though. 😏
This weekend I had the privilege of marrying my best friend and the most amazing woman I’ve ever known. I couldn’t be more grateful to have
@Brit_Barn
in my life and am so excited to see what the future holds for her, me, and Asher Ray. Thanks to everyone who came to celebrate!
Dear Universe,
I know I get caught in the thick of thin things and complain a lot about stuff that doesn’t matter...but please know that you’ve given me all that I need, and that I’m eternally grateful for that. 🥰
I’m incredibly proud to announce that I’ve been selected to serve on the
#Vegas
@GoldenKnights
Foundation’s Advisory Council. Hockey, poker, and giving back are my biggest passions and they’ve given me an amazing platform with which to do good better. For that, I’m SO grateful.
It’s hard to imagine something that’s more fun than playing WSOP and WPT final tables. I love the pressure and the competitive side of me thrives on playing for life-changing money.
#LFG
Finished 5th
@WPT
#SHRPO
$3500 ME for $190k. Not the result I was looking for but I’m happy with my play overall and playing poker on TV while winning six figures never sucks. ☺️ Thx
@TDTonyB
@HardRockHolly
et al. & thanks to everybody for the support, it means the world to me!
Here are a couple
@Brit_Barn
winner’s photos. U may notice she’s wearing different clothes. That’s bc she wasn’t satisfied enough with her $2600 win in the
@ARIAPoker
$140 nightly last night n decided to come win the Saturday afternoon $240 for $4700...while 6 mos pregnant.
#boss
I won a covided ring last night in the
@WSOP
-C Quarantine series! Time to have some Coronas to celebrate. Good thing I spent all of 2006-2011 in online poker quarantine to prepare myself for this period.
#TeamNoSunlight
Congrats to
@MattStoutPoker
on earning his fourth WSOP Circuit ring last night for defeating a 941-player field in Ev 2: $215 NLHE Monster Stack of the
@wsopcom
Online Super Circuit. He collected $43,286 for his victory.
#WSOPOnlineSC
Results:
Y’all
@MattStoutPoker
ended the day with 1,011,000 in chips when he started the day with 35,300
If this ain’t some next level shit then IDK what is. He brought the 🔥🔥🔥
Congrats to my good friends
@thekatiemorgan
&
@Evanstonexxx
on the premiere of their new movie tonight
@Palms
!!! The 8p show is sold out but they added a 2nd show at 8:05p if you want to come join us to celebrate. 🥂
Haven’t read Twitter last 48hr & will start 2mrw bc it’s time for me to turn off my phone now that
@TheCSOP
is over to give
@Brit_Barn
& Asher Ray Stout the attention they deserve. She was INCREDIBLE n so understanding. Curious: How many pics of Asher can I post b4 u unfollow me?
I've been playing the
@PokerStars
Sunday Million since I was 19 in college
@TCNJ
and it was the Sunday $250k with 2,500 starting chips. I am finally at the damn final table of it 16 years later. 9/9 with 11bb and a dream to spin it up and win $111k.
#finally
#LFG
5th of 6 with 3,190,000 (avg 6.5M) @ 80k going to my 3rd
@WPT
FT (and 2nd in this
#SHRPO
event, 5th place in 2014) tomorrow. It'll be televised + live streamed on
@PokerGO
. I love
@HardRockHolly
and it loves me back. Ty all for the support, time to make this dream come true!
#LFG
Half the table of dusty regs picked up and left
@ARIAPoker
$5/5/10 PLO must move because there wasn’t enough action. Then the rec player who flats 3bets with any 4 while he pounds vodka Red Bulls arrived to reward the 4 of us who grinded it out.
#JUSTICE
Belated shout out to
@phil_hellmuth
for dropping by the
@PokerGO
Studio during my Friday Night Poker session last month to congratulate me on fatherhood and donate $2k to
@TheCSOP
. Say what you want about him, but he’s raised way over $50M for
#charity
and represents
#poker
well.
Lotsa cheating & scummy folks are getting outed in poker right now & let me tell you…I am fucking HERE for it. I’ve been out here calling spades spades to their faces, online & to TD’s for years now regardless of the consequences. Let’s keep the LEGIT accusations coming ppl. 🤝
It’s pretty surreal to start day 4 of the
#WSOPMainEvent
with >1 million chips after kicking off day 3 with 35k. Today I’m just going to play my best, live in the moment, and enjoy the ride. Follow
@StoutChips
for updates.
Congratulations to our newest champion
@SavagePoker
who took down tonight’s
#TheCSOP
@threesquareLV
event for $10,000!!! We wish him the best of luck as he tries to parlay it into $8 million in the
#WSOPMainEvent
starting tomorrow. Thx to everyone who supported!
This was my 1st really big final table. I was 24. I was so excited that I didn’t even think about food the entire day…which is hard to imagine when looking @ me there, I know. I celebrated after by eating a gas station Lunchable @ 11pm, then puking it up on the side of the road.
2,505,000 (avg 2.1M) @ 40k w 295 players left in the
#WSOPMainEvent
When Asher was still mostly non-verbal, one of the few phrases he’s often say was “blue car” so I borrowed one from him to use as a card protector today. 😍
@StonesGambling
@TenEightSuited
Dear whatever human wrote this,
How the hell were you hired to run a casino’s Twitter? Please delete this tweet, then the account, then quit your job.
Sincerely,
Most People Reading This Condescending Tweet
I just rapid tested positive for COVID & wanted to let everyone know for contact tracing purposes since I played
@WPT
@BellagioPoker
. Didn’t feel any symptoms until late last night after busting & getting home, when I felt a scratchy throat. Thought it was a cold til the test. 🤒
A bunch of people who were complaining that it was a terrible game left the cash game I’m in, and suddenly it’s a great game. Weird how that worked itself out.
Congratulations to a guy who works his ass off, is a family man, supports charities and who I’ve never heard say a bad word about anybody in over a decade of knowing him.
What an amazing feeling!😊🏆
This week was a blast battling against many of the best players in the world and I’m incredibly lucky to win this $25k and the overall
@PokerGO
Cup!!🔥
Thanks for all the love & support, it means the world to me!❤️
Lost a 5 million chip pot AA<AK and had 1.2 million left with 70 minutes left in day 3...yadda yadda ya...I bagged up 3.92M (avg 2.9M) @ 100k with 20 players left heading to day 4 of the
#WSOP
Double Stack
Flew home early from the Bahamas to be by
@Brit_Barn
’s side. It looks like little Asher Ray Stout has decided he’s probably joining us a month early. Home now after 2 hospital visits & a Dr. visit in the past day. He thinks there’s a ~70% chance he’ll be here in next few days! 👶🏻
I think I speak for the entire poker community when I say that I hope you pay out a decent overlay and never attempt this scam again. Thank you in advance.
We have just over $100,000 overlay for the Lucky Shot Poker Series
@VenetianPoker
which includes $52,000 in drawing prizes still to be awarded.
Final flight 1F for Event
#1
$250 NLH $150K TPP starts today at 12:10pm. Day 2 Sun @ 12pm.
Official rules:
I wasn’t going to post this at first but others are while people text me wondering why I didn’t.
@olegsmith
would do anything for a good time, especially when
#charity
was involved. This was
@TheCSOP
4:
@threesquareLV
when
@AntZinno
donated $600 to motorboat him.
#RIP
When I lost my 2 y/o great nephew to cancer last year,
@StJude
went from being one of my favorite charities to my
#1
philanthropic mission. I've been to the hospital in Memphis & couldn't be more in awe of what they do for the kids. Please join us on 8/28!
Sooooo I definitely caught that heat I was talking about last night when I bagged 96k @ 10k. We’re down to under 100/5700 in the
#WSOP
$1k Double Stack and I have 1.14 mirrion at 8/16k
#BabyRunGood
In the money of the
@WSOP
Millionaire Maker with 347k @ 4k. Haven’t been updating much but I also lost heads up to final table the $1500 shootout after having over half the chips & made a deep run in the $400 online event. I’ll start doing my usual
#WSOPTally
after this event.
Just won my 6th WSOPC ring for the least $ of any of them ($14k), but it was my 1st ring won in the great game and happened on my PLO coach
@Browndog_19
’s birthday after I played half of the final table while getting my son ready for bed. It was special to me and a lot of fun. ☺️
One of my original poker heroes
@AriEngelPoker
, won his first
#WSOP
bracelet today. One of my best friends, students, and somebody who helped me build
@TheCSOP
is down to 6 in the ladies event:
@ChipTrick11
. I love these 2 so much I’m not even 1% jealous, just ecstatic 4 them. ❤️
Thank you baby. ❤️ So glad that this win will give me a bit more of a cushion to take extra time off from grinding to focus on da baby after he comes in December.
#BabyRunGood
SO PROUD OF MATT! Baby did it! He won the main event here
@runitupreno
This has been such an awesome experience. I’m so proud of my amazing man! Can’t wait to share these moments with Asher here as well. I have the most amazing little family!
@MattStoutPoker
you are my world♥️
Police arrested Thomas Dougher, who won the 2015 Borgata Poker Poker Summer Open for nearly $150k, over the holidays on suspicion of bank robbery. Story up on
@CardsChat
->
@sarahcpr
@streamys
Did you ever dream that we’d have a President so absurd that all you would have to do to be one of the funniest people of 2020 was voiceovers? Congrats!
3,960,000 (avg 1.7M) @ 30k w 357 players left in the
#WSOPMainEvent
. Shout out to another
@TheCSOP
sponsor Professional Massage Inc who have apparently decided that I don’t get to pay for my daily Main Event massage anymore. 😘
Welp, it finally happened. Someone finally held a funeral for their defeated hand for so long that I snapped, grabbed their cards out of their hand, and tossed them into the muck. I hope he wasn’t re-slowrolling with quads!
#SorryNotSorry
Had the highlight of a long summer the other day when I won my 7th
@WSOP
Circuit ring in a $250 online freezeout for $27k. Grateful to finally find a W & hoping to use this momentum to close out strong. Almost wasn’t invited to Monday’s Tournament of Champions for the 1st time!
Huge shout out to
@RealKidPoker
on his 3rd
@WSOP
POY, but even more so for his dedication to
#charity
. Daniel was 1 of my inspirations to start
@TheCSOP
& serves on our Board. He donates anything we ask for & is never a diva about anything. We appreciate it more than he knows.
Shaun Deeb has been eliminated from the
#WSOPEurope
Colossus in 11th place, meaning
@RealKidPoker
is the 2019 WSOP Player of the Year. Congrats, DNegs.
The Commerce uses a three step process to clean our chips. In small batches, we start with a special cleaning solution and an ultra sonic vibration to remove excess dirt, followed by a rinse and then into a condition solution before the chips are hand dried.
I did a thing last night. It’s my 2nd of 3 rings that have come online, so I’m really starting to like these online
@WSOP
Circuit events. 😏 I won the Sunday $320/100k on there a few weeks ago for $31k as well and am thoroughly enjoying this heater.
#BabyNeedsToEat
Congrats to
@MattStoutPoker
on taking home his second WSOP Circuit ring and $47,330 in yesterday's
@WSOPcom
$1,000 NLHE High Roller 6-Max event.
Today's ring event is Event
#9
: $215 NLHE ($75K Gtd). It begins at 7pm ET/ 4pm PT.
Flying solo w Asher for the 1st time. Now that I narrowly avoided having to abandon a transaction at Jamba Juice to chase him thru the terminal, we have our own row & they’re being treated to Asher’s obnoxious Stout laugh. Philly-bound for fam time & the return of
@BorgataPoker
!
Gavin Smith was a true gem and will be missed dearly. He taught me that you can be the class clown, have fun at the table, and represent the game well...but still end up with all the chips. He was also an extremely charitable man & devoted father w/full custody of his 2 sons...😭
If the pandemic has you down, I suggest having a family member get extorted by a chick over dick pics. It can lead to a hysterical family group chat as said member warns everyone to be careful when opening msgs since THE STOUT FAM DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH DICK PIC EXTORTIONISTS!
I guess my tweet yesterday about one upping
@Brit_Barn
’s chip count isn’t exactly aging well now that I have 0 to her 8,935,000. 🤔 Regardless of what happens today, I couldn’t be more proud of
#MommyShark
...but, that being said, Momma is gonna bring home that $228k today.
#LFG
Well guys we did it! After a brutal day of roller coaster rides and 12 hours of play we bagged second in chips 8.935m at 80k bb! We are coming back to 16 left. First place is $228k! I am the only woman the remains. I am so psyched! This momma shark is gonna get some sleep! 🦈 🦈
I busted in 13th place out of a record-breaking 382 entries in
@TheCSOP
@shrpo
, but
@Brit_Barn
is holding it down for the fam! She made the final table and is in the $$$ with 10 left playing for $5,000 cash + a $5,250 seat to tomorrow’s $3 million Championship Event!
#DiaperMoney
Our
@StJude
@TheCSOP
event which helps with both treatment & research of sarcoma raised >$325k this year. Our 2020 goal is $525k+ & we’re going to do a special tribute to you and the incredible work you’ve done to increase
#sarcomaawareness
. You’re an incredible guy & deserve it.
@Brjukala
I appreciate that but I don’t tell anyone what to do with their money maybe
@MattStoutPoker
or
@BernardLeePoker
can help organize a Sarcoma tournament one day, they do a lot of great charity work I don’t have the connections on my own to do any more then what I have been doing