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โ€œ๐—ง๐—ต๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—น๐—น ๐—บ๐˜† ๐˜€๐˜๐˜‚๐—ณ๐—ณ, ๐—ณ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐—บ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—œ ๐˜‚๐˜€๐—ฒ๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ผ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐—ฐ๐—ผ๐—ผ๐—น." #MVRP | #LewdRP | Gay | ๐Ÿ”ž (written by Christoph)

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๐Ÿฆด ๐“๐„๐Œ๐๐Ž๐‘๐€๐‘๐˜ ๐๐ˆ๐๐๐„๐ƒ ๐Ÿฆด Bandit Heeler | NSFW themed | Gay | Literate | written by Christoph
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1 year
Itโ€™s taken him a few tries but Bandit FINALLY thinks heโ€™s gotten the hang of this โ€˜selfieโ€™ thing! ๐Ÿ“ฑ: what do u think? not too bad right!
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1 year
"Haven't done something like this since I was in uni! Sounds fun -- let's give it a try." [Like the post and leave an image to get Bandit's reaction! If EX or higher, feel free to DM!]
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11 months
Bandit's not exactly used to sending lewd pictures. He's only just installed the app for meeting more guys and can barely figure it out! But he's feeling really pent-up tonight...so he's giving it a chance. One quick picture. One quick message. ๐Ÿ“ฑ: how do I look?
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1 year
"Hmm..." Bandit is squeezing himself, quirking his lips as he's looking in the bathroom mirror. Humming. "Think I might have put on a few pounds! One too many barbies these last few weeks..."
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๐‡๐”๐๐† ๐€๐‹๐๐‡๐€ ๐’๐“๐”๐ƒ ๐Ÿ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŽ% ๐ƒ๐Ž๐Œ ๐’๐”๐ ๐…๐Ž๐‘ ๐๐Ž๐๐„ ๐–๐ˆ๐‹๐‹ ๐๐‘๐„๐€๐Š ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐Œ๐ˆ๐๐ƒ ๐–๐ˆ๐‹๐‹ ๐๐‘๐„๐„๐ƒ ๐˜๐Ž๐” ๐–๐ˆ๐‹๐‹ ๐ƒ๐„๐’๐“๐‘๐Ž๐˜ ๐˜๐Ž๐”๐‘ ๐–๐Ž๐๐๐‹๐„ ๐Œ๐„๐€๐“ ๐‹๐ˆ๐Š๐„ ๐€๐๐ƒ ๐‘๐“ ๐“๐Ž ๐๐„ ๐๐‘๐Ž๐Š๐„๐
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1 year
YAWN -- ! Seems like a sleepy sort of day. Bandit's out in the back yard, enjoying the brisk morning air. Sipping his coffee. Looks like he's still trying to fully wake up...
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4 months
// can't believe i missed fathers day on this account and all the obvious dilf-y prompts and replies that come with it. everyone please forgive me!!!
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1 year
โ€œDaddy?โ€ Bandit grins. Putting a heavy paw on the readerโ€™s shoulder and squeezing. โ€œI like the sound of that. Can call me that as much as yaโ€™ want.โ€
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Bandit taps his chin. Staring at Radley's most recently uploaded picture from his holiday in Bali. The guys around him even more so. "Hmm. Be honest with me [reader]..." Bandit starts. Sipping his coffee. "Do you think Rad might be -- y'know...?"
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1 year
// if we're mutuals then tagging me in ic tl starters is always okay! i might be slow to reply, depending on if i'm at work or running errands, but i'll always take a look!
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He yawns and strips down to his tight underwear. โ€” this dog dad is getting ready for bed! Who wants to come snuggle?
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๐Ÿ“ฒ : younger guy is fine with me! He sent a picture a moment later. Half-dressed. His dad bod on full display. ๐Ÿ“ฒ : as long as you like what you see
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Stripe ~!
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๐Ÿ“ฒ older guy like you willing to meet up with a guy a liittle younger? Stripe is pretty happy with himself for that, just make it seem niiice and casual.. this guy totally fits his typical want.. heavy man.. old-ish..
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The best thing about Bandit getting into being pounded by guys later in life? It means that, despite being an older dog, heโ€™s still really, really tight.
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10 months
The kids are in bed. They put on a strong face, but didn't even make it halfway to midnight before they were tired. Leaving them home with Chili meant Bandit was free to spend the last few hours of the year at the bar with some mates. Drinking a tall beer and watching the TV.
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1 year
There's a lot of noises coming from Bandit's backyard. Sounds like...huffing? Grunting? Sighing? That'd be because the pent-up dog dad is jerking himself off. Rubbing along the swell of his front with one hand while he strokes his hefty cock with the other. "Mmm -- !"
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Bandit's making his way into the kitchen, dressed in nothing but a snug pair of briefs. Yawning, scratching the underside of his scruffy muzzle. "Just put some coffee on. Ya' want a cup...?"
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1 year
The reader has been invited over to watch the cricket match at Bandit's house. Snacks. Drinks. A nice TV. And some good company! ...except it only seems like they showed up. Not that Bandit seems to mind -- he's just happy for the company!
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7 months
Finally, it's the weekend. And the girls are all out visiting Aunt Brandy for the day. A quiet house. Rugby on the TV. A nice donut for breakfast and a refill of coffee. Bandit sighs and leans back in the chair. Oh yeah. This is nice.
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1 year
// i donโ€™t mind topping/domming sometimes, bandit is a switch and variety is fun, but a gentle reminder that this is a bottom/sub lean account! ๐Ÿฆด
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1 year
"Don't think ya' can really 'breed' me, mate -- not with what I've got going on. But, uh..." he shrugs his shoulders. Tail wagging. Grinning. "-- doesn't mean I'm not willing to let ya' try, heh."
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// and back, hello again! ๐Ÿ‘‹
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// heads up that iโ€™ll be on a business trip for the next three days โ€” very low and sporadic activity!
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11 months
Heโ€™s trying on some new underwear. Squeezing tight around the curves of his backside. He glances at himself in the mirror. Quirking his lips and lifting his tail. โ€œHmm. Whaddayaโ€™ think, mate? These look good on meโ€ฆ?โ€
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Heโ€™s humming to himself, shaking his hips back and forth, as he makes some breakfast. Seems like Banditโ€™s in a good mood this morning!
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There's lots of huffing and grunting coming from Bandit's bedroom. "Mnmm -- !" The dog dad is horny as hell -- seems some sort of rut has taken over him! He's fully naked and frantically stroking himself off. Looks like he could use a hand -- or something else.
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11 months
A loud YAWN. Heโ€™d gone out for drinks with Fido, Pat, and Stripe โ€” a guys night, after weeks of trying to make it work with their schedulesโ€” and heโ€™d had one (or two) more than he probably shouldโ€™ve. Grumbling and scratching his muzzle. โ€œMmโ€ฆโ€
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He shouldโ€™ve started breakfast a while ago, but the dog dad is still in bed! โ€” probably because heโ€™s busy taking care of his morning wood. Stroking. Huffing. Grunting. โ€œMmmm โ€”!โ€
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He's cooking down in the kitchen. Whistling an old rock song. Swaying back and forth. Tail wagging. Seems he's in a good mood this morning! Who wants some breakfast?
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Usually the change in seasons makes him feel stuffy and kind of off. But lately, instead, itโ€™s been making him, wellโ€ฆ โ€” distractingly horny?
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// (not) sorry but public/exhibitionism scenes just always get me ๐Ÿฅด
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1 year
Heโ€™s starting to notice a trend. People around the neighborhood whistling or staring. Even Wendy took a second look this morning! โ€œI think people are staring straight at โ€” uh. Back there.โ€ He explains to the reader, gesturing over his shoulder to his very curvy ass.
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1 year
// also weekly or so reminder that Bandit as played on this acc is a bottom/sub lean! He'll top you and have you call him daddy, but playing him as a hard dom is not really the direction over here. There's definitely some good Bandit accs for that!
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Bandit is out trimming the hedges in his backyard. Its a hot day โ€” clear skies and sunny โ€” so his shirt is off! Showing off his curvy dad bod. Whistling to himself as he works.
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Itโ€™s his first time at the nude beach, and heโ€™s feeling both excited and nervous! โ€” especially since so many people seem to be staring right at his ass!
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He doesn't think he can go into any sort of real 'heat' or anything of the sort...so why is he so damn pent-up and horny? Bandit is laid out; thick ass on display with his tail raised high. As if begging someone to help him alleviate this neediness!
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Itโ€™s the end of the week and Bandit feels like having some fun! He takes his phone out, opening some apps and sending a few texts. โ€” who feels like a night out with the dog dad?
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// anyone who sees the heeler bros be like
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1 year
Bandit looks really embarrassed -- but also kind of excited? -- as he takes the discreet package from the front door and back to his bedroom. This is the first sex toy he's ever bought -- he's a bit nervous, but eager to try it out!
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1 year
Bandit fulfills a lot of roles in the local community. Good father. Professional archeologist. Keeps his yard and hedges nice and trimmed. โ€” and working as an eager mouth and hole for all the pent-up guys around, of course.
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Bandit rubs the side of his muzzle. Looking a bit conflicted. "Been getting a lotta' people calling me 'daddy' -- which, like, yeah, objectively true, mate, but...uh." He chuckles. "It's a lot."
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8 months
A big yawn. A scratch under his shaggy muzzle. A squint of his eyes. This is his bedroom, sure, but he's not alone. "Mm. Morning..." Bandit murmurs to the one next to him. "You want any coffee or anything...?"
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1 year
// also rt my new pinned please if you wouldn't mind ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ˆ
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Bandit sighs with relief as he sinks into the warm waters of the hot tub. Stripe just had it installed -- and had asked his brother to house sit while him and his family went on holiday. -- not that the Heeler could resist a bit of skinny dipping, once it'd gotten dark out.
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Who wants some breakfast? He's making a big stack of pancakes and has some fresh coffee going.
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His tail is wagging. His body is shaking. Heโ€™s humming and dancing his way through the house! Seems like the dog dad is in a good mood!
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It's Sunday! Which means Bandit is making a big breakfast for anyone who wants to come over. The dog dad is whistling an old rock tune, flipping pancakes and frying up some eggs in the kitchen.
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// waiter, more bl//uey dad dilf accounts please
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6 months
// i've said before, i don't necessarily mind cheating plots or single/seperated bandit, but most of the time my default canon is just open relationship. bc i may be gay and want gay stuff for bandit, but him and chili are so cute ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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1 year
Bandit spent a few minutes, after he'd put the girls to bed, just staring up at the clear night sky. It's peaceful, for a little while. The quiet and the cool, crisp air. But now it's time for him to get some sleep too!
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11 months
"Seems like it could be fun!" the dog dad grins. "Let's give it a go..."
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1 year
Bandit grunts as he tries to look over his shoulder. Tail lifted high as he tries to get a look at himself. Everyone in the neighborhood โ€” from Pat to Wendy โ€” had been looking at his ass lately! Some even whistled! Itโ€™s not /that/ bigโ€ฆright?
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1 year
Itโ€™s a scorcher out today! But the yard work still needs to get doneโ€ฆ So the sweaty dog dad is doing his trimming and mowing in nothing but a tight pair of briefs!
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9 months
// bandits favorite place to be is sandwiched between radley and stripe ๐Ÿซฃ
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1 year
โ€œMnmm โ€”! Ngh โ€”!โ€ โ€” thereโ€™s a lot of groaning and huffing coming from Banditโ€™s bedroom. Heโ€™s finally managed to work his big new toy into himself, pushing those curvy hips back atop it again and again. Tongue out the corner of his muzzle; panting and grunting.
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1 year
YAWN. Heโ€™s out in the yard, still waking up, in nothing but his briefs. Sipping a cup of coffee. Tenting with some pretty unsubtle morning woodโ€ฆ
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1 year
// i have like no inspiration for this account rn so probably going to flip to bandit
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6 months
"The weather is getting beautiful out, mate. Time to use the pool." Bandit's already in his bathing suit. Curvy dad bod on full display. He lowers his sunglasses and flashes a toothy smirk. "-- and by that I mean "borrow" Stripe's pool for rhe afternoon."
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11 months
Heโ€™s humming to himself, scooting about the living room in just his underwear. Swaying his hips and shaking his tail to some classic dad rock. โ€” looks like heโ€™s in a good mood! Or maybe his two coffees have just really kicked in.
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11 months
Bandit is panting in his chair. Tongue lolling from the corner of his mouth. He trimmed all the hedges. Mowed the lawn. Cleaned the house. And a dozen other errands. All in this heat! -- the sweaty dog dad needs a minute (or several) just to relax and catch his breath!
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1 year
// bandit as played on this acc is a switch but with a sub/bottom lean so come get some curvy dad ass
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10 months
// (into the megaphone) thereโ€™s going to consensual adult gay shenanigans between the heeler bros on this account, warning the general public again. ๐Ÿ“ฃ
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1 year
Bandit is exhausted from a long day running after the kids and taking care of a dozen errands! So heโ€™s decided to sneak over and use Stripeโ€™s pool โ€” naked. Lounging โ€” his whole curvy form on full display in the water. โ€œAhhh โ€” that feels niceโ€ฆโ€
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11 months
Bandit sighs as he closes the fridge. Rubbing the side of his muzzle and quirking his lips. "Alright...be honest with me, mate. Did ya' drink my last diet soda?"
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1 year
Bandit lets out a loud sneeze, wiping his face with the back of a paw. Huh. If superstition is to be believed then that means someone is talking about him...
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1 year
// also bandit can have a knot or not in a scene, iโ€™m totally fine with either. i usually just follow my partners lead and assume he doesnt if its not mentioned. schrodingers junk.
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11 months
He wants to be a tough guy, butโ€ฆhe has to admit. This horror movie heโ€™s watching is giving him the creeps! He could use someone to cuddle with. โ€ฆespecially since the curvy dog dad is on the couch in nothing but his tight underwear.
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1 year
// since ig this is just going to be a thing rp'ers circulate periodically as a 'gotcha' -- yes there will be content between the heeler brothers as consenting adults on this acc. no i don't mind if you block me over this. curate an rp experience that makes you comfy.
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5 months
He installed the app mostly out of curiosity. None of these fellas would actually be interested in going out or hooking up with an older dog like him, right? But he's been getting nonstop pings! So he decides to answer one. ๐Ÿ“ฑ : hey there
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1 year
He groans loudly and rolls over in bed. Itโ€™s just that kind of morning!
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1 year
// for some reason iโ€™m not getting notifications about dms so if iโ€™m slow to reply please forgive me ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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9 months
It's the weekend. Which means it's time to make some waffles! Mixing together the batter. Getting the waffle iron out. Some butter. Syrup. Plates ready to go. Bandit's tail is wagging. "This is going to be so good!"
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1 year
The rain is pouring outside! Heโ€™s going back to sleepโ€ฆ
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1 year
[About the Character] ๐Ÿฆด Bandit Heeler ๐Ÿฆด He/Him ๐Ÿฆด Gay ๐Ÿฆด Switch (Bottom/Submissive lean) ๐Ÿฆด 42 years old ๐Ÿฆด Archeologist ๐Ÿฆด Husband ๐Ÿฆด Father
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1 year
// reminder this acc is multiverse so i donโ€™t mind if your character is an alien, a demon, a superhero, an eldritch terror, an orc, or whatever โ€” they will be interacting (and hopefully boning) with this australian dog dad. i will make it happen no matter how improbable.
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8 months
// I want to flip an account (not this one don't worry!) but I'm considering to who. feel free to vote or leave a reply below if there's someone you want!
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1 year
โ€œYโ€™know back when I was younger we used tโ€™ just call all this โ€˜breedingโ€™ stuff between guys getting creampied instead, butโ€ฆโ€ He rubs his scruffy chin. โ€œDoes sound a bit less like yaโ€™ doing it with a clown this way.โ€
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5 months
Bandit knows he's a dad and not a mum, but he also knows there's a lot of people who, unfortunately, don't have the best relationship with their parents. So they're more then welcome at his house today! He's making some eggs, sausages, fresh juice, and even some waffles.
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1 year
// also just a heads up to any new followers that both this version of bogo and me the writer are gay. donโ€™t mind the follows just a heads up! cis men, trans men, and nb peeps are all all good though of course!
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9 months
Heโ€™s trying to be a little bit healthier โ€” new years resolutions, and all โ€” so heโ€™s made himself a fruit smoothie. Wrinkling his nose at the taste. Inspecting it again. Quirking his lips. โ€œHmmโ€ฆโ€
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2 years
It's not often he gets to slip away from Goldi and his parents. But, the minute he does, well -- -- he's found a cozy clearing and is shamelessly stroking his thick length. Huffing. Growling. Clearly pent-up.
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11 months
โ€œI donโ€™t care what any of yaโ€™ say, pistachio ice cream is delicious.โ€ โ€” the dog dad takes a long lick from his ice cream cone for emphasis.
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1 year
He yawns loudly and stretches his arms over his head. Scratching the scruffy fur along his muzzle. Groggy sort of morning.
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1 year
// running some errands and doing some chores about the house today -- replies might be a bit slow!
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8 months
Bandit is pretty sure he can't actually be bred -- can't actually get knocked up by another guy -- but...well. He really likes being a dad! So he's willing to try! Maybe you could try to give him one more kid? Doesn't hurt to give it a go. Maybe a few times even...
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"Rad and Frisky, actually..." He shakes his head and smiles. Tail swaying slowly. "Thought he'd never get settled down. Guess I owe Stripe some money, been betting on this for years..."
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1 year
// getting a scene with another heeler bro aka what i've been wishing for from the start ๐Ÿ™
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7 months
Bandit lets out a loud yawn. Stretching his arms above his head. Smiling. "Mm -- ! It's the weekend. You want some pancakes...?"
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10 months
Bandit groans a bit as he rises from bed. He isnโ€™t the young dog he used to be. He remembers partying last night. Half the neighborhood was there. Drinking. Laughing. Bringing in the new year. โ€” but the details get a little fuzzier after that.
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1 year
// hey all! going to be flipping this account to a chief bogo z/ootopia acc! stay tuned!
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