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@JohnnyAkzam
Um... who's gonna point out that a bill designed to get more people into owning their homes is the reason behind the 2008 crash?
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@kirtipatelmd
Um... it's a crisis y'all started. And, like most women, y'all refuse to take accountability for it.
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@whatifalthist
The greatest lie we were told: go to college.
I did. I got a better education in my high school than I did at college.
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@Kentucky_Sparky
Wow. That's terrible. Sounds like she needs to prosecute. Too bad y'all don't support the police or the justice system that can help this poor girl receive justice
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@damienslash
Dude out here eating all the soy so we don't have to.
I appreciate your sacrifice
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@DisneyDan
Can't handle good criticism?
Bless your heart.
Have you considered the idea that you're wrong?
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@TheUSASingers
Most of America's problems can be traced back to Jimmy Carter, The Great Society, and Harry Reid. Reid's misuse of the nuclear option destroyed the Senate. Jimmy Carter forced a radical change. And the Great Society became a great millstone around America's neck.
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@Ace_Archist
Since we're posting our kinks, mine is the boot on your neck.
Now, remember, you're not supposed to kink shame. That's just the rules
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@whatifalthist
Yup. Been saying this for years. College is not the incubator for lefties. Reddit, Tumblr, Hollywood, and Middle School gets to them long before college.
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@thrillgeek
Bruh, I can't see anything in this photo. The lighting is so bad I can't appreciate anything here.
This is either a bad re-design, or you just happened to pick a terrible photo. Which is more likely?
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@ChildPleez007
So black women: sleep with their co-workers, then hire them because of it, lie about evidence, then get their case thrown out?
Not exactly the picture I had, but you do you.
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@aintscarylarry
Why are people thinking like Fascists, Larry?
Have they been perhaps, pushed to the brink, ridiculed to the breaking point, hounded at every turn, and generally insulted by, oh, I dunno, the majority of media, writers, educators, and even the feds?
You made this bed. Lie in it.
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@vanillaopinions
Project 2025 does not have the backing, the manpower, or political will to do much of anything. This is a pipe dream of evangelicals amplified by fear-mongering leftists
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@KorribanSociety
@Devon_Eriksen_
Hardly. It was a whine for pity.
This is exactly in the same vein: shame people into changing, which is exactly how NOT to reach out to men.
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@realXanderXjork
Why? Everything he said happened.
Are you biased, foolish, or willfully ignorant?
All three possibilities means you need to delete your account
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@stclairashley
But that ruins the Pringles experience. Part of the fun is that last moment where you can't reach and then just blast your face with the crumbs.
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@ElGranSenglar
Oh look, a hit dog is barking.
Embrace the truth: a lot of women do this. It's toxic, and y'all need to do better
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@UpdatingOnRome
Little Caesar's had the perfect marketing strategy right in their hands, and in true Roman fashion, Dominos saw it, re-worked it, and made it better. They have now conquered Little Caesar's.
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@sweetser_kyle
The CIA initiated a coup in 2014 (after they discovered oil). We then built bases on the Russian border. We propped up Zelensky.
We're not innocent in this fight. Why is this so hard for you to accept?
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@JustJoshinNH
Two week ago women said they chose the bear.
Now conservatives are choosing the "Reich."
Are you ready for this conversation? Because it's the same question, with a ridiculous answer
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@MarmotRespecter
Whisky and Rye, are keys. They can unlock doors that you desperately need opened, but they might unlock doors that will make this be the day that you die
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@ChivalryGuild
Part 2: Despite his clear failures, we should lift Richard up because he tried. He embarked on a great adventure and returned. He did things the average person would never conceive to do.
So the framing of this question is a little off. Richard should be a standard AND warning
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@roseserao
I too throw away all of my values because of pride and vanity.
You must have an ivory tower untouched by inflation.
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Democrats are delusional.
They actually think like this.
Biden has dementia, and it's more than apparent.
And yet they won't admit it.
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@FrothyFriar
That makes way too much sense. World leaders gather at Davos, they're always neutral but have a ton of power, and outlast sieges for years.
Of course Rivendell is in Switzerland
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This is an incredibly astute point. As it turns out, the 2000s GOP got foreign policy (mostly) right, whereas the Democrats got domestic policy correct pre 2014.
You asked where neocons went and I simply told you where to find them, including David Frum, Nicole Wallace, Bill Kristol, everyone at the Lincoln Project…why is this controversial?
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@DaddyWarpig
On one hand, 1984 is a bit cherry picked, as it may have been the second greatest year in Hollywood history.
On the other, you clearly have a point.
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@JHolmsted
Did you know that di-hydrogen monoxide can kill you? Chemicals are terrible for your body, dude. Stay awake
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@SarahIronside6
You're assuming I am in the reich camp, and I just described who is in it, who has momentum, and a brief reason why.
You ignored that.
Again, you're not ready for the conversation. You care more about trapping me than understanding my point.
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@DeathAndTaxes89
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@jonstewart
Well it certainly is vintage Jon Stewart. Lies of omission, good comedic timing, and not grasping simple concepts. I guess the midwits need a laugh
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Default factory reset, a new set of skin to replace what he lost, getting caught in the egg roll, and losing his beloved bike
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@dfkpgh
Correct, the hatred of Jews does still exist on the Right. And it's on the rise in the Left, to the point where the Left is far more hateful of them.
You have a blind spot.
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@HeathMayo
6% of Maricopa county mail in ballots did not match the signatures.
12,000 Fulton county ballots were double counted.
Time Magazine wrote an entire article of how corpos worked to sway the election.
Just stop. Start speaking the truth, coward.
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@DeepSouthProud
No, it's about Barron Trump and how leftist degenerates and rightoid morons are now legally sexualizing him.
It's beyond bizarre.
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@sweetser_kyle
And now it's a missile shot away from starting WWIII.
It achieved its goal, and now it's the second biggest threat for world war.
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@StallionCornell
Challenge accepted. SCOTUS will eventually hear the case, and absolve Trump of the charge.
You don't think too far ahead, do you?
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New Weird Al album just dropped, y'all
Intifada in the USA (Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA parody)
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@DorlandRon
Um... one was armed. All three attacked him.
Are you willfully stupid, or were you born that way?
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@iamcg83
You have a big, imposing, scary drop that's the pinnacle of coasters and flume rides. Take away the aura of impending doom, and you lose a whole piece of the experience.
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@dragodimitrov
I totally understand where you're coming from, but Peterson is preaching like an atheist to atheists, literally bringing light to a place where there once was darkness
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@prchovanec
Considering what I've suffered through, yes.
We are in hell. Might as well pick our demons.
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@IamSean90
There is nothing more based than cleaning up some other man's mess, and with a smile on your face.
Service and sacrifice, the cornerstones of being a man
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
The only way someone comes to this conclusion is literally by smoking pot.
This sounded way better in your head, didn't it?
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@EvanAKilgore
The goal is bring them back into the fold, not kick em out and change the locks...
God, am I the only sane person around here?
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Remind: Hasan Piker is normal for Left Wing Twitter. Death threats are common from these brain rotted individuals.
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@TheFirstonTV
Amazed newborn look is definitely not the Presidential look we deserve. At least Orange has some flair
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@spreadsheeticus
@kendallybrown
I doubt it. Most women are not capable of introspection and remorse. Those are generally male qualities.
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@RotNScoundrel
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.
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@goldenkey112
Yikes. I know my fellow Prots had some bad theology, but seriously, the 2nd Great Awakening's bad theology has been a disaster.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt
When women choose the bear, men will choose the reich.
But you aren't ready for that conversation
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@emperoreaganite
Orban looks into his crystal ball and sees the downfall of the West via population collapse or immigration. He chose to strengthen the family.
Meloni saw this, ran on it, and instead continues immigration.
Given the choice, Orban > Meloni.
Welcome to the endpoint of Reagan
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@HeathMayo
He replaced Bill O'Reilly and got MORE viewers.
He's clearly talented.
You're projecting. Seek help
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@Ange_Amene
In my time doing political work in the state of Georgia, I heard more racism from Democrats than I did from Republicans. Same thing in Kentucky, and now the same thing in DC.
You are either delusional, or you are mentally ill.
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@angel_0f_deathx
... hardly. Religious trad men want their wives home, highly educated, and without a career to care for the kids and us (because our mental health is in the toilet).
If you aren't up to the task, keep talking, so we know to leave you alone... all alone.
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@PowerOwn45
That's... that's not how power works, Trey. There's a conversation to be had here, but I'm not sure you're ready for it.
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