@JGForrest
Of course ,hitting back by *checks notes* burning a community hub that helps disadvantaged white people and children. Piss off you worthless gobshites.
What's your name ,mate ?
Rain? Fucking proper wool you lad .
What do you do lad? Get people wet ?
Proper nonce you lad.
Is that your bird? What's her name lad ?
Freezing cold wind?
Right pair of twats you two lad . Bet you two fucking love it ya nonces. Eh you fucking wools
Trump on the 1776 war of independence " Our army manned the air, it took over the airports"
This shit isn't funny anymore, he needs to be removed on the grounds of stupidity /insanity
#TrumpParadeFail
Good morning and happy Thursday you lovely people. Let me tell you the importance of unity, diversity, and positivity in our country. I encourage everyone to come together, have a nice cup of tea, and focus on the good in one another, rather than the differences. We’re all in
Remember this? There were no calls for public executions,the game to be replayed, no one outside Everton was arsed and even we moved on. Not that lot ,oh Christ no .
Sky Sports scheduling tonight;
8pm Pickford; Jail or death?
8.30pm; Richarlison; Which leg should we amputate?
9pm ; Everton FC ; Hitler's favourite team.
9.30 ; Peter Sutcliffe choose his favourite Everton goals.
10pm ; Carlo Ancelotti ;"My life as a Mafia hit man"
Huge respect to Evertonians not from Merseyside. You are the absolute opposite of glory hunters, you're misery hunters. I genuinely applaud your dedication and commitment to the cause.
"I'm done with Everton"
No you're not . You're done with us when you're dead and even then we will haunt your eternal dreams with Michael Keane and Brett Angell tap dancing on your coffin.
Everton for life and death. You'll never leave.
Got this last night from a Nigerian lad I used to work with. He arrived in the UK a Man United fan ,12 months later he was wearing an Everton shirt to work. I've converted more people than a Jehovah's witness door knocker lad.
🚨 Manchester United have told Everton they are unable to pay £70m for any individual player this summer after holding talks over a deal for Jarrad Branthwaite.
(Source: Daily Mirror)
The fact Tango had to withdraw a UK advert because half the population ended up with concussion due to slapping each other was the moment you realised we couldn't be trusted with important referendums.
@starwashiom
He rips people apart and in turn gets ripped apart . I think he's shite so am quite happy to have a little dig. Feel free to have a go at Stewart Lee ,I'm sure he'd be as arsed as Paul Smith is.
Sorry I can just about live with Ian Brown, Noel Gallagher and the guy from The Corrs being Covid bellends but Right Said Fred have sent me over the edge...
Everton fans having a laugh; sending old Everton songs shooting up the charts on the back of some funny videos.
Liverpool fans having a laugh. Burning down the Liver buildings, attacking the emergency services, wanking into fountains.
Don't anyone ever believe we're the same.
Keown " Maguire situation is the same as Pickford ,a catalogue of errors for his club but outstanding for England"
It shows you how much these pundits watch Everton .
I'll live off that Gordon penalty miss for a month. No food or water just an hourly replay of the smug face before the pen and the collapse in demeanour after the miss.
Les Dennis, Mel C,John Bishop ,Paddy The Lady,Jimmy Tarbuck,Jacob Rees Mogg.....do you hear me Jacob Rees Mogg??? YOUR BOYS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING !!!
House in the middle of the M62...
Me "there's quite an interesting story behind this when the M62 was being built the "
Mrs "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BORING CUNT"
If Everton haven't told the Premier League Kavanagh should never ref another Everton game ever then they need to get on it. He's had us too many times for it to be bad luck.
🗣 "I wanted my children to see me playing for Everton, try and bring my children up as Everton fans."
Wayne Rooney explains the reason he wanted to return to Everton later on in his career
My grandson showed me the safety requirements in school to use Bunsen burners in lab . You'd think he was handling nuclear waste . When I was in school we used those fuckers like flame throwers on each other .If you didn't singe someone's fringe it was a personal failure.
🇺🇦 Vitaliy Mykolenko made more interceptions (4) and made more tackles (4) than any other player against Hull City.
Everton have a solid full back here.
I vote Mourinho to put the final nail in our coffin. We can then fold the club and start again as FC Everton in the North West Counties league playing at Walton Hall Park.
Handed in my notice at a job I really like today to move closer to my arl redshite dad for the time he has left. Having lost my mum in 2020 and sister this year you get a sense of time hurtling by that will never be recovered. Family is absolutely everything,all else is bullshit.
The Spion Kop at LFC was named after a hill made famous during the Boer war. A war waged for effective control of lucrative South African gold mines. Protesters take note of this full on shrine to our imperialist past. Reduce it to rubble.
Young couple in the next caravan had a fucking shocking playlist to their barbeque. Craig David,Shakira and Bryan Adams. He told me I need to support a proper club ,he's a Man U fan from Guilford. He's going to be s Man U fan from Guilford with his fucking head caved in later.
@joextweet
Very much like Sarah Millican . The joke is the accent because there's absolutely nothing else there. There's obviously enough people who go with that.
Just seen 50 Inter fans attacking two Liverpool fans in the city centre .Couldn't just stand by so waded in....twatted those Kopites all over the place.
My Mrs is from Yorkshire so the heating will go on for 5 minutes a day from January 1st. By heating I mean she'll put the kettle on and we'll all stand around it.