RT @wefail: Ophelia

More likes help feed the ad targeting machine. Making likes private leads to more liking, and consequently, better ad targeting, so that's what we get.

I'm still wondering who Craig Federighi inadvertently locked in his garage.

RT @bengoldacre: This is v sad @rossjanderson was a great battler against dangerous stupidity. His Security Engineering textbook was so rea…

@khairoun @bat020 Are those the tops of fence posts!?

When I press Play on my keyboard, I never ever want it to play the Teams ring tone. Like, not even once.

Military action! In an election year! Why Mr Sunak you have grown a whole foot taller at least!

When the tools to fabricate reality become so readily available and easy to use that anyone can do it, perhaps we can finally accept that we never could trust what we see and hear.

@Sathnam ...cases. 30 bookcases.

@khairoun So sorry to hear this. Thinking of you.

@bashthebox @TechnicallyRon Andrew can't produce web. It's a disorder.

@monadic @ChilternLT @khairoun My condolences @Khairoun and Alexis. ❤️

@bashthebox @aranptappers We'll go back to a web of trusted sources. Real humans writing about things they care about, curating links to other people writing about things they care about. That web is still there, underneath all this noise.

@kapowaz Did someone else take his vacated seat?

@hellomuller How are you coping with that unclosed bracket?

I'm saving up my tweet rations to make our wedding cake.

@monadic Awesome! I was afraid for it for a little while.

@MrGrunshaw Sorry kids.

I've got a 256 day streak learning Russian on Duolingo, so if you need a talking head for your news programme give me a DM.

@wefail Get him a harness with 'Strokes: £5' on it.