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Rodrigo Bressane

@bressane

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I do Photography (), and I create wallpapers and AI Art. I also talk about watches on @watchkomp . I am against Crocs and avocado.

Paris, France 🇫🇷
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Rodrigo Bressane
15 days
1/ I am having a lot of fun creating wallpapers in Midjourney. Inspired, a lot, by the great @timetravelr2025 and a bunch of other creators. I've been flooding the feed with those and here are some of my favorites so far. 🧵
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@bressane
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4 years
@MKBHD For those in a hurry, I made a one-frame summary of @MKBHD 's excellent review — with the vital info.
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@stillgray Poor cat.
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6 months
@PicturesFoIder The 'French Hat' is where her problems began.
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6 months
@Malcolm_fleX48 A reptile has been sacrifced for this.
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8 months
@ClownWorld_ Joe Pesci handled it
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@bressane
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10 months
@CensoredMen I thought in San Francisco you didn't have to pay for shopping anymore.
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@bressane
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3 years
Everyone coming back to #SNL to see @elonmusk is also finding the show is no longer funny.
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8 months
@MattWalshBlog Honestly, I am sorry for the poor cat.
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8 months
@stillgray I knew they were behind this.
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8 months
@JebraFaushay Nobody's gonna talk about the cutest cat?
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@bressane
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8 months
The perfect Before and after shot doesn't exis... @DaveEDanna & Wife for the win!
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@bressane
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4 years
The messenger ranking by goodness. 1. @telegram 2. WhatsApp 3. Apple Messages 4. Facebook Messenger 5. Instagram Change my mind.
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8 months
@ClownWorld_ This is the exact moment the decision was made
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8 months
@Culture_Crit I guess we know where the Budweiser marketing lady is working now.
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7 months
Will she wake up? Midjourney 6.
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4 years
@MKBHD That bit was precious. For a moment I thought you would throw the thing on the wall.
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@bressane
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8 months
@WallStreetSilv Eyes on the Big Mac.
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@bressane
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1 year
Howdy #carnivorediet friends. Am I doing this right?
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4 years
@SnazzyQ Excellent review on the AirPods Max. For those in a hurry, here's a one-frame summary of the vital bit (on the case).
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@bressane
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10 months
@ElijahSchaffer Depends on the woman. Depends on the tattoo.
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9 months
@MattWalshBlog Also, she "doesn't have time for anything", but has time to get the nails done, the hair done, the fake eyelashes done, the make-up done and the crazy video done. So, time seems to be there.
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3 months
Upcoming human form.
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5 months
@Jason These 8 minutes are objectively funnier than all appearances of Trevor Noah, combined.
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Rodrigo Bressane
4 years
This shot, by @MKBHD is one of the most beautiful I've seen yet on the coverage of the iPhone 12 line.
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8 months
@JebraFaushay Even Madonna shouldn't be going to her concerts anymore.
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2 years
Should I go on the #carnivorediet and document the whole thing?
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3 years
@TimJDillon Folks, if you have Airbnb stock the time to sell is now.
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@bressane
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4 years
People ask @jon_prosser for random shit now. "Got confirmed dates on when my mother in law will move out?"
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6 months
@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes A fist bump seems sufficient.
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3 years
@MKBHD Four of the many beautiful frames from this Epic video.
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@bressane
Rodrigo Bressane
19 days
The boys at @Magnific_AI did it again. Relight is a game changer. Currently in beta and coming soon for all users.
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10 months
@MythinformedMKE Shows that have on-demand clapping audiences are the worst. That goes for Bill Maher too. They clap for anything and they hear nothing.
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Rodrigo Bressane
6 months
@PicturesFoIder Dude is cosplaying as the “Somebody That I Used to Know” music video.
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10 months
@TheMarieOakes That ladder was begging for a push.
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1 year
You are reading a tweet of a man 12 lbs lighter than 22 days ago. #carnivorediet
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1 year
My first before and after 25 days into the #carnivorediet
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Rodrigo Bressane
3 years
I think not, Twitter. I am just fine with @telegram . Thanks for asking, though. Now leave us alone.
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4 years
@saradietschy Favorite frame, check.
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1 year
I used MidJourney AI to imagine groups of young women from all over the planet in absolute happiness. This project was based on a fantastic prompt by @nickfloats . Kudos and thanks, buddy! The mega thread starts now... 🧵 with Brazil 🇧🇷👇🏻
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8 months
@stillgray The one thing he should have Google was Katie's ability to smoke low-tier opponents.
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10 months
@stillgray That's the most efficient double KO we've ever seen. Work of art.
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1 year
Insanely awesome before and after for @DaveEDanna . Inspiration to all of us. Well done, dude.
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@nypost Physical exercise has done more than anything else for my mental health.
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6 months
@interesting_aIl Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
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Rodrigo Bressane
1 year
How do we feel about The Beetles? #Prompt 👉🏻 the old Volkswagen beetle car parked on a mountain road in the sun, in the style of 8k, romantic atmosphere, captivating chiaroscuro, ornate, god rays, 32k UHD, beige --ar 91:51
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Rodrigo Bressane
3 years
@jack Yep.
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11 months
@stillgray Two things you will see in NYC for sure: decay and rainbows.
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11 months
@OliLondonTV @SebGorka Gross. But the kid is safer without eye contact.
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3 years
@andrewdoyle_com The wokeverse is trying to neutralize Titania by making her real.
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3 months
@BenjaminDEKR Siri has been one of Apple’s biggest letdowns pretty much since its inception. It will be pretty embarrassing if they don't come up with a revolutionary new experience for Siri on WWDC. Just a better Siri won't cut it.
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8 months
@stillgray Master oz zen:
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10 months
@ElijahSchaffer The other side of the boat:
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1 year
I asked Midjourney AI to imagine our good Twitter friend @DaveEDanna at the gym in 2024.
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2 months
WTF is this? I just saw the freaking Northern Lights…. in London! What the hell is going on?
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5 months
@MarioNawfal This is a huge coat.
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6 months
@MattWalshBlog The "eyes" are always there.
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3 months
@samsheffer But it’s not though. The phone is. In a much more efficient way. The pin could improve that. But it didn’t.
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8 months
@rowancheung I am sorry, Sam…
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9 months
@jakeshieldsajj The camera guy got a horde of bullies and a cop into silent mode. GOAT energy.
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10 months
@jordanbpeterson @elonmusk I made a screenshot of the content in question:
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1 year
I just did 20 push-ups. That was five more than yesterday and 10 more than the day before.
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3 months
@stillgray A pair of Crocs is ALWAYS involved.
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10 months
This is not a photo. This woman is not real. Do you see where this is going? Are you impressed yet? Midjourney is incredible and we're still living in the infancy of AI.
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1 year
Today, my friends, I had a carb day of darkness. Full blast into the arms of the Devil. Had a sandwich, two croissants (aux amande), and two Portuguese "pasteis de nata". It felt good for a second. The body is not happy.
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10 months
@micsolana The levels of cringe on this bit were off the charts.
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6 months
@JebraFaushay There are bigger issues.
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9 months
@CosmicSkeptic We need the good one back. RIP.
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Rodrigo Bressane
3 years
With so much senseless noise on this platform, @elizableu is engaged in a worthwhile battle. She's a beast of a fighter. You might want to check her out and amplify her voice if you can.
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@bressane
Rodrigo Bressane
9 months
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you an extraordinary triumph for DALL-E. Version 3 has achieved what Midjourney could never accomplish: generating images of people wearing dental braces. 🧵
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11 months
@ElijahSchaffer In an instant, his mind races: "What if I drive this car off a cliff?"
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1 year
@DaveEDanna Do not accumulate stuff. The more you have, the stucker you are. Being free is richer than being rich. Travel. Everywhere. All the time. If you have a job, plan to quit soon. Instead, work on something that belongs to you. Own yourself and belong to nobody.
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@ElijahSchaffer I was on the fence about capital punishment but now I see how it’s might be important.
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@SwipeWright Sam Harris Vintage Edition is a treat.
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Rodrigo Bressane
4 years
. @saradietschy just made an excellent review of the new Luminar AI by @SkylumSoftware . If you haven't seen it yet, here's my one-frame summary with the important bit.
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9 months
@stillgray Whatever this is, it looks like it didn't work.
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11 months
@piersmorgan No eye contact is actually safer for the kid.
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7 months
I've been hacked on @facebook for the past 14 days—zero support from @Meta . My next move will be to apply for a job there and solve it from the inside.
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8 months
@ElijahSchaffer Biggest red flag:
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5 months
@historyinmemes You can only compare Michael Jackson to other gods. Like Freddy Mercury. And maybe not even.
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@FightHaven Honestly, this is a Karen vs Karen situation.
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10 months
@CensoredMen Those lady soldiers are stunning and that was all I could see in this video. 😍
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11 months
@Culture_Crit Here's how Midjourney sees it.
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4 years
New Apple leakers: "so, guys, I am 100% sure iPhone 12 will have 120hz, unless it doesn't, in which case I am also leaking that now to be safe".
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Rodrigo Bressane
3 years
@sourpatchlyds This looks like Brazil. (from a Brazilian's perspective)
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3 years
@antoniogm People holding on to the fuselage of a departing cargo plane as a better option than facing whatever future comes next — an eternally disturbing image. Doom.
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Rodrigo Bressane
3 years
Revealing the offensive comments on @elizableu 's posts:
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13 days
@iupdate Never forget.
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11 months
@stillgray It's called "bullet dodging" and in some cultures "blessing in disguise".
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8 months
@rowancheung The answer:
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Rodrigo Bressane
4 years
Day 5 of the meat diet. I am feeling less hungry. Had a couple of sausages for lunch. Weight went down again, thankfully. I am confident. This might be the time I get this done for real. Looking forward to appearing on @MikhailaAleksis hall of fame. Stay tuned.
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3 years
@piersmorgan He already murdered grammar.
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4 years
@dhh iCloud makes children vape. Everyone knows it.
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10 months
@jordanbpeterson I still think this is just an uber-troll.
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6 months
@stillgray This needs a Super Mario sound.
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3 years
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@bressane
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10 months
This is where we are with Midjourney photography. Are you impressed yet?
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2 months
@MarcelD505 Cracked version might perform better.
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Rodrigo Bressane
1 year
@PetiteNicoco @ElijahSchaffer True. Not to mention the super vintage vibe. There's a lot there to call attention. But, I agree, the point stands.
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