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Producer of #HangoverTime . Photoshops & song parodies @miaheatbeat . Best Drip Drop Winner and NY Emmy Award nominee.
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I’m white as hell and this Celtics crowd is still making me super uncomfortable.
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Name me an underdog team in a Finals run who has faced more disdain and disrespect from the national media than the Miami Heat this season.
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Solomon Hill with the loudest 0/0/0/0/0 in NBA history
Gordon Hayward with the loudest 3/4/3/3/1 in NBA history
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10 years later, same result 🔥
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Do you know how much of a salty dipshit you have to be to make me like Kevin Garnett??
Paul Pierce says the Heat and Nuggets are not the two best teams in the league
(Via
@shobasketball
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Doubtful. I hear that there’s a lot of bad blood between Chris Bosh and Magic Johnson.
One name to keep an eye on to join LeBron James with the
@Lakers
, a source noted: Former
@MiamiHEAT
teammate Chris Bosh, who is seeking a return to the league after leaving the game as he was dealing with blood clots.
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My god this league hates it when Miami is winning LMAO
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Woj has no Heat sources so he’s always rooting against them. Don’t listen to that fucking nerd.
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Nobody believes in you, 30.
They're calling you a fraud, 30.
They say you're not built for it, 30.
They say you should be traded, 30.
How will you respond, 30?
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Ah, trade deadline day. Where one of two things will happen with the Heat…
1) Miami consolidates, makes a trade and gets better.
or
2) Miami doesn’t have to do a fucking thing because they’re already the best goddamn team in the NBA.
Win/Win
#HeatIn5
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The Miami Heat will not face an elimination game this entire postseason.
Heat. In. 6.
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LeBron is one of the greatest to ever play the game. He’s also a fucking crying bitch.
Both can be true.
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In 2012 the Miami Heat ended Linsanity.
Tonight they put an end to Warrensanity.
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“Miami only outscored LA by 11. This is absolutely a win for the Lakers.”
-Paul Pierce, probably
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Jimmy should go ahead and also send the league an advance payment for the fines he’s gonna get on November 29th.
Miami's Jimmy Butler has also been fined $30,000 for attempting to escalate altercation and failing to comply with NBA's security interview, league says.
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At this point other players are going to try recruiting Bam at the Olympics, not the other way around.
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When Jimmy gets Finals MVP and he hands it to Goran >>>>>>>>>>>>
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The Bucks should sit Giannis in Game 4 so they at least have some idea of how they’ll be next year.
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OKC: We want you to include Tyler Herro in the trade.
Riley: Hang on a sec...
(sound of papers flying around and pens scribbling)
Riley: Sorry he’s already under contract.
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I wasn’t a fan of these Miami jerseys when they were leaked months ago, but after seeing these again, they’re even worse than I remembered.
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After Nick Nurse’s coaching display tonight, I think we can safely say Giannis will never play for the Raptors.
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Ben Simmons is just a healthy Justise Winslow with a stupid accent and hair that’s not as cool.
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The Miami Heat got that Underdog in ‘em.
The Miami Heat have a 3% chance of reaching the NBA Finals, according to ESPN Analytics 😮
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“and at midnight… *sniff sniff* Chicago signed Lonzo… *sniff sniff” and then… *sniff sniff”… Miami signed Lowry…”
ESPN Sources: NBA probe into possible tampering on free agency acquisitions of Chicago’s Lonzo Ball and Miami’s Kyle Lowry reaches advanced stage:
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The amount of time between the tweet that says “Russell Westbrook has been traded to the Miami Heat” and the tweet that mentions what we’re having to send back to them is going to feel like an eternity.
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Dwyane Wade after his prime whooped D. Rose’s ASS during his prime. So, um, yeah, I think I’m going with Prime D. Wade.
Yea I have to ask...
Prime D. Wade or Prime D. Rose?
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The Miami Heat have scored more points than any other team in the NBA this season.
#HeatCulture
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It’s probably tough for Toronto to score because it’s so hot outside.
THE CARDIAC CATS NEVER DISAPPOINT
🗣️ CATS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jimmy’s Uggs have more ankle support than his sneakers.
Jimmy Butler walking in Portland. Ankle looks much much better than it did last night.
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#6
LeBron in Miami was transcendent on both ends of the court. Wearing that number in LA isn’t going to magically make that happen again.
It’s not a return to greatness. At best, it’s a tribute to his greatest era.
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Actress Jenna Ortega reveals in a new interview that her favorite NBA player is Haywood Highsmith.
“I love watching Haymish play. I believe he’s one of the best defenders in the league and he deserves to be in the 2023 All-Star game.”
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Brad Stevens was the most overrated head coach in NBA history.
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Strong MAGA vibes from the Jokic fuckboys on this app tonight.
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But Nets fans were blaming Kyrie’s poor Heat performance on Ramadan and not the smothering defense of a young Edrice Femi Adebayo. 🤷♂️
Kyrie Irving tonight:
32 points (15 in the 4th)
8 assists
12/19 FG
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Duncan Robinson cost us zero second round picks and he played all five games, 101 minutes and shot 14/19 from three. What a stud.
The Bucks traded five second round picks for Jae Crowder, who played only three games and 40 total minutes all series. What a whiff.
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Imagine arguing about trade scenarios while the Heat are fucking up the NBA right now. COULDN’T BE ME!
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While I'm at it, FUCK YOU NUGGETS FANS! MVP chant? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!
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I’m not sure why Heat Twitter is freaking out. If we can get James Harden this team is fucking awesome. If we don’t get James Harden this team is fucking awesome. Sweet spot to be in if you ask me.
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I think in solidarity with MLB players the NBA shouldn’t play games for a while. 6-8 weeks sounds fair to me.
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Considering how the NBA officials changed their rules this year, Jimmy Butler is still a goddamn WIZARD at getting to the line.
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There are so many things that suck in this world right now. The Miami Heat are not one of them.
Happy Holidays
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Calm down.
Seeing far too many Heat fans celebrating Caleb Martin tackling Chrisyian Koloko as Heat Culture.
If that is your culture then your culture sucks hard.
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SMH. These copycat NBA Playoff shirts are getting out of control...
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Hey Raptors fans, ya know what Kyle Lowry wasn’t doing in Toronto? Playing alongside one of his best friends of which he is the godfather of his daughter. Be happy for your 🐐.
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I feel bad for Josh Richardson. It’s always tough to see a team favorite get traded to a trash franchise.
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Celtics fans: “lol Boston lives rent free in Miami’s head”
Same Celtics fans tweeting about the Heat all day:
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Most annoying part of this Westbrook situation?
If we trade for him, half of Heat twitter is going to bitch about it.
If we don’t trade for him, half of Heat twitter is going to bitch about it.
Remember last week when we signed Jimmy and got rid of Hassan?
Good times. *sigh*
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Listen to those chants in MSG. This rivalry sure ain't what it used to be! 😂😂😂
#heatison
@MiamiHEAT
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Around 4 years ago I stated Brad Stevens would never coach the Celtics to an NBA Finals and
@NekiasNBA
hit me with a “Well... that’s quite a take...” and I gotta say I’m feeling pretty fucking good about that prediction.
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Cocky Heat fan isn’t officially back until you cut out this reverse jinx shit. Gut up or shut up.
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The only thing that would have made this video better was if Spidey took of his mask and it was Trae.
Trae Young really got New York City in SHAMBLES LMFAOOO, i’m in tears at this video dawg
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1) Jersey
2) Statue
3) Boulevard
Makes sense to me.
@DwyaneWade
@Brendan_Tobin
The Miami Heat will retire Dwyane Wade's No. 3 jersey during a three-day ceremony, Feb. 21-23.
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The Miami Heat are signing guard Mario Chalmers to a 10-day contract, agent Jerry Dianis tells
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
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If you feel any different about the Heat after a 3OT loss on a B2B than you did after winning 9 of their previous 11 games, I don’t know what to tell you.
Get off of Twitter. Clear your head. Go for a walk. Get some help.
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Can’t wait for Mike Greenberg or Jalen Rose to blame the Nuggets loss on the altitude tomorrow.
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Bron wants to talk about weak endings? Has he SEEN any replays of the 2011 Finals?!
Squid Game creator Hwang Dong-hyuk responds to LeBron's criticism of the show's ending. 👀
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This morning my son told me “The Celtics might have a leprechaun as a mascot but there isn’t a pot of gold at the end of their rainbow” and I’ve never been prouder.
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So I studied the tape and took a deep dive into the analytics of last nights loss I have determined that YOUR ANALYSIS DOESNT MEAN SHIT IN A GAME WHERE MIAMI SUDDENLY WAS DOWN TWO OF THEIR BEST PLAYERS
Stop trying to be the smartest person in the room.
Don’t let go of the rope.
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Last season Miami was in the bottom half of the league in point differential. This year they’re currently ranked 6th. They’re so much better than last year. Get a fucking grip, people.
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Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
Doc Rivers has emerged as a serious candidate to become the Milwaukee Bucks new head coach, sources tell
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
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Bams Over Brooklyn
🚨NEW HANGOVER TIME🚨
• We celebrate Bam’s 41
• Did Gianni say Bam has a ceiling?!
• Brooklyn’s D sucks
• Why Justise Better yet we trade Tyler?
& more
🎙:
@brassjazz
@gnavas103
@AlexMusibay
@ICanBeYourHerro
@FrankyG_
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Game 1 tix acquired. Family Easter plans be damned. Haven’t been to a home playoff game since the Miami Arena. My son is also hyped.
#HeatIn5
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Heat Twitter at 3pm on Thursday after we don’t make any moves...
You just won the Super Bowl, what are you fans going to do? We’re gonna beat the living hell out of each other! (📷 by
@Listen2TheBeatt
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Fuck Scott Foster.
HOWEVER, even with his late questionable calls the Heat still almost took game 2 at MSG without Jimmy.
WE HAVE ENOUGH
#HeatIn6
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“If the Heat get Dame… I’ll still be annoyed.”
This perfectly encapsulates why I’m done trying to entertain this fanbase.
Y’all just wanna be mad.
If the Heat get Dame I’ll obviously be thrilled but I’ll still be annoyed at the Heat’s tendency to ignore the sure/likelier thing for the pipe dream.
That’s a flawed process imo. They better hope Dame isn’t just leveraging POR to trade the pick.
Otherwise this is atrocious.
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Takes 2 weeks off. Plays a couple games. Team still sucks. Throws elbows.
LeBron James. Bitch made.
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JIMMY MUST STAY IN THIS UNIFORM UNTIL THE DAY HE IS DONE PLAYING BASKETBALL
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Besides wanting Goran to win a ring, I desperately want the Spurs to buy him out and come back home just so I can sit back and laugh at the meltdown that’s bound to happen in the Raptors Spaces.
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CLEVELAND IS DOWN 4 POINTS! YOU LIVE IN CLEVELAND THERE’S NO TRAFFIC!!!
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Soon they’ll start charging per movie and they’ll screen them in big rooms where people can eat snacks and have live watch parties!
Netflix is expected to raise their subscription prices again this year, according to analysts.
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Bam gonna play with all his best friends this year 🤗
Free agent Josh Richardson has agreed on a two-year deal with the Miami Heat, sources tell
@TheAthletic
@Stadium
. Richardson returns to the franchise that drafted him in 2015.
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Damn. Zion always going back for seconds.
Zion Williamson could require a second surgery on his right foot, per Christian Clark
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