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We keep electing sociopaths because what we want from our leaders is impossible and only liars would promise it to us
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>finding out this morning that senior staff at work are getting shit-canned over wine mom ragepoasting that went down over the weekend
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Still astonished that this photograph exists; her wine glass reflects the smoke of a burning Notre Dame, her necklace says "Becoming"
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Jean-Luc Brunel suicided, Giuffre settlement wrapped, Maxwell fix is in; the clean-up is almost done and the core network is not only untouched but ascendant, more powerful than ever. It's been educational.
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@Jra4U
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Damn, they should definitely teach that in school, because not only is it a valuable lesson in leveraging competitive advantage, it's also fucking hilarious
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Nixon wasn't paranoid, he was a realist, trying to get things done.
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When Trump wins again in 2024, people won't simply "go crazy," it will be a Bosch painting. People will be livestreaming themselves killing their entire families and screaming out hashtags
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"I mean, what happened with all those microbiologists who got killed back in the 2000's, that was crazy, right? Hey Jamie, bring up that list..."
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Eight fucking years of "HASH TAG RESISTANCE" gaslighting hitting a brick wall in the Acela Corridor is going to be amazing to witness
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This photo gets funnier every year. They had absolutely no idea just how bad it would actually get. Now they're all chained to a corpse & just like Twin Peaks, it is happening, again.
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"It's more a gut feeling rather than based on really truly serious data"
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There’s a nonzero chance that they’ve constructed an Oval Office set at Joe’s beach house and he’ll live out the rest of his life thinking he’s still President
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"The notion that citizens need guns for protection is a moral obscenity, deranged primitivism, ontologically evil," ruling class decrees
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"So true, bro. Nobody should have any access to acreage unless they're rich. All other open spaces should be converted to high-density housing until America hits one billion. And that's just the beginning. This is basic social justice in action and it's beautiful."
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It is so insane to think that you could actually find things online as recently as one decade ago. Just type what you wanted, scroll a bit, and bam.
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"Our entire theory of geopolitics hinges on every world leader being a sociopathic middle manager who just wants to cash out in the private sector and has no actual strategic goals ... literally shaking right now, just cannot even"
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The wildest thing about the ongoing "Covid origins" discourse is the fact the entire question was solved & settled by online autism before most English speakers even thought Covid was *real*
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@prepchad
I have to assume this is happening a lot today, gonna be wild to watch the fallout
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Memory Holed: that child trafficking trap house in Milwaukee the police burned down while half the neighborhood recorded it. I don't think any of those citizen journalists will be winning a Pulitzer.
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All the upcoming leaks on NATO and US bioweapon programs will, of course, be Russian misinformation. America would never do that.
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People still talk about Epstein's plan to father thousands of children like it was some kind of oddball personality quirk rather than an act of war against the whole human race. They're playing for everything, forever, and his death does not erase that threat.
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My buddy said a few weeks back the worst part of 9/11 was that Americans decided they really enjoyed being constantly traumatized by the news and I still think about this every day
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One of the most enduring popular misconceptions is that Anonymous took on Scientology and won. They got beaten to death, flayed and turned into a State Dept skinsuit for the glory of Xenu.
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@mr_bones_wild
@mr_archenemy
Is there a name for the fallacy that perceives a social problem that's the result of megatechnic systems and then somehow concludes we need to change our individual actions in order to mitigate the problem?
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Week 1: "Trump is insane. There's no voter fraud, he lost."
Week 2: "There were limited, but insignificant, incidents of voter fraud. Trump is a sore loser."
Week 3: "It wasn't voter fraud, it was patriotism. It was necessary. It was heroism."
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Jan. 2020 - "Don't Buy The Coronavirus Hype. You Should Be Worried About The Flu."
Feb. 2020 - "The Lastest Coronavirus Numbers Are In. It Might Be Time To Worry."
Mar. 2020 - "Coronavirus Has Killed Millions. But That's No Excuse For Racism."
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"So let me get this straight ... when Arabs talk about 'the west' they mean Israel ... and when Africans do it, they mean Britain and France ... but yet when American professors talk about 'the west,' they're just talking about their parents?"
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"Mrs. Pelosi, I just want to say it's an honor. You're sure you understand the gravity of the sacrifice you're about to make?"
"I love ice cream, you know. I have a whole ... it's a perfectly good breakfast, you know. I have a whole fridge. Jeni's. The good stuff."
"Yes ma'am."
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Conservatives who worship Reagan hate America more than any Communist
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"Like, what about that Ben Joseph Moshe guy, remember him? They spend hours trying to pull him out of his car outside LA. He's talking about flu vaccines and bioweapons. Did anyone ever even see him again? Like, ever?"
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>"Uvalde is it. This is the one where it all blows open. There's no way they can recover from the narrative going off the rails in public like this."
>ok, it's cute that you think that, and I love that optimism, but
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"And, bro, it never really stopped! It just never ends. What about that Bing Liu dude in Pittsburgh? Covid researcher. Him and his roommate get killed. How are supposed to pretend this isn't still happening? I mean, come on. Come on! It's like a joke."
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It's going to become increasingly obvious, even to NPR Americans, that the riots of 2020 were not some spontaneous uprising but an organized, funded and coordinated political campaign that operated with the blessing of Federal law enforcement.
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The reality of your current situation vastly exceeds the furthest boundaries of what you jokingly dismiss as schizophrenic paranoia
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@madelineefry
@AndrewQuackson
Amen! If you're not about supporting Israel no matter what, why, you're not a conservative at all!
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Paul Dano really spent a whole-ass movie just imitating Sam Hyde bits
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@HeerJeet
they've done more to promote it than Tariq himself
I appreciate how consistently you have no idea what you're saying
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A cruise ship is currently ranked 2nd in the world for confirmed nCoV cases
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@beatrootable
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And characterizing it as a "mishap" ? ... amateur hour. These people get paid money to do this
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"Greetings, Fellow American Conservatives. Here's Why Anonymity Is Bad."
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Project Managers: "These quarterly reports are killing me, these metrics are dogshit, you guys, I might have to lay someone off here"
Actual Criminal Conspiracies: "You fuck up your responsibilities to us and we will torture and kill your entire family."
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The War On Meat is going to be one of the strangest and most hilarious chapters in America's long march of puritan prohibitions
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"The economy is great and people just don't understand that" is an admirably counterfactual stance to take in a nation where even the average *life expectancy* is dropping every year
How much longer do you think you'll be getting paid to lie? Be honest with yourself
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"People are expressing their disappointment that Mel Gibson has been cast in a new film"
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Doxxing Culture going catastrophically USA Today mainstream this week isn't a signal that we're in for some vast totalitarian crackdown, it's a signal that the utility of doxxing people is about to hit a brick wall.
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>*checks watch*
>looks at calendar
>oh shit, time to post this banger again
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@t_wacho
@MatthewTyrmand
Hunter Biden:
“I’ve been on crack many times”
“I’ve spent quite a bit of time on crack”
“I love crack”
“A lot of plans for crack”
“I have all kinds of connections for crack - hotels, clubs, craigslist, Uber Eats - just ask bro”
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@JamalUsted
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>demands laws be passed
>laws get passed and take effect
>second and third order consequences ensue
>"THIS IS CAPITALISM'S FAULT."
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@mediawise
@aiyanaish
"They denied it, so it can't be true"
This is some hard-hitting J O U R N A L I S M, props
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@overused_meme
@unknownbinaries
This is a level I had not yet considered and I thank you for it.
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O9A being featured in ... Rolling Stone ... seems like an important and decisive shift. This was a radioactively inconvenient fact for many years; I wonder just how much is going to be rolled up this summer. (And how visible that will be.)
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Spending billions on psychological operations to mitigate the unintended effects of psychological operations we had to launch due to the adverse impact of earlier psychological operations
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In terms of sheer asset appreciation, buying an '09 Tacoma in excellent condition with a stick shift, no firmware and no iPad in the dashboard was one of the best investment decisions I have ever made.
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It was all an op, a cheap grift, a cardboard-thin front
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"In short, US annual artillery production would at best only last for 10 days to two weeks of combat in Ukraine."
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Still: if you had told me in 2002 that the networks we were tracing would become so overt that there would be a decade of headlines discussing the reality of sexual blackmail being used by transnational organized crime syndicates to compromise world leaders in every field?
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"That can't possibly be a real headline," I reassure myself once again
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In 2015 we had a guy start work in the warehouse. He would walk in, clock in, walk out, and sell heroin and cocaine out of his SUV in the parking lot for his entire shift. Nobody noticed this for almost two weeks.
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My condolences to everyone who found out about the Dalai Lama today
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Me in 2002: "Ha ha wow Tom Cruise is pretty crazy"
Me in 2012: "Holy shit Tom Cruise is absolutely insane"
Me in 2022: "Tom Cruise has a far better operational understanding of the real world than any living US Senator."
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Uh, yeah, yes. That is correct.
The CIA is a government bureaucracy that supports US foreign policy. If the CIA are tyrants so is the rest of the government, and in both Democratic and Republican administrations. Simply asinine.
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I had an amazing conversation last week where someone -- adult, NPR fan, voter -- incredulously denied the very existence of the surrogacy industry and pronounced it "QAnon grade claptrap"
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@garbage_mane
It's not "AI," it's just basic content scrapers being sorted by human staff who make the reports. Just like the vaunted training of Uvalde PD, you more you dig, the more you find cheap, shitty grifters securing state and federal contracts in order to attract investor capital.
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Am I seriously the only person beating this drum? No problem. I will make it louder to compensate.
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"public health communication" hacks gradually realizing they burned their entire profession down to the ground in 2021 and nothing can fix it
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The strategic impact of "deep fake" tech is the final frontier of blackmail inflation. There is no need for the overhead and risk of securing actual collateral anymore when you can simply create some ex nihilo & have Bellingcat, FBI and WaPo "authenticate" it.
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As bleak as it all looks, the coin is still spinning in mid-air, here in the waning days of February 2022. They're either right that none of this exposure mattered and the game is sewn up, or they mis-calculated and this is only the beginning of a decade of paranoia & pain.
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90+% of the people I know who get "into" RV are so spooked they never go back. Many become Catholic! It's a self-enforcing gatekeeping mechanism. Non-local consciousness is a heavy paradigm to process. Even harder to integrate into everyday life.
The CIA literally confirmed that Remote Viewing is real & NO ONE seems to care???
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After Stephen King dies American pop culture is in for a Savile-sized reckoning. "How could they not have known? It was so obvious!"
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@RealHumanSchwab
They decapitated and removed the cathedral's guardian statues just four days before the big accidental mystery fire.
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One of the biggest ongoing heists is organized crime muscling into the nursing home industry and hoovering off that "Boomer Wealth" at scale, month after month, year after year
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The juncture of history you are alive to witness is insane; our technology converging upon every nightmare & dream that ever haunted our species, our planet enclosed by a hereditary elite gleefully debating how best to manage their herd, from here to eternity.
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That it would be a matter of pull-quote public record that these networks were actively protected by US intelligence? That it would be trivial to use OSINT to connect them through Fortune 500 boardrooms and every NGO? That both Rothschilds & Rockefellers would be implicated? Nah.
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The whole Teterboro Airport aspect of the operation was amazing, not in an "Epstein had power & reach" way, but in a "blatant international human trafficking enabled by Federal law enforcement" way
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This such a beautifully distilled example of the absolute comtempt that media pundits have for their audience: "It's your fault for reading us."
I think Iraq was a mistake, but this idea that elites and the industrial military complex sent us into Iraq is a myth. Iraq was supported widely by voters.
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For personal and local reasons, I come into contact with this current all the time. We are so many decades into "America Is An Idea" horseshit that anywhere in the US with a sense of place is battery acid to these vampires. They cannot tolerate it.
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Learning about the "Lazaris" channel cult this morning thanks to the Pelosi attack yesterday. American politics is difficult to interpret without one of these within reach at all times
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"Why isn't Dan Schneider getting the R Kelly treatment"
R Kelly made video evidence *of himself*, Schneider made video evidence implicating hundreds of other actors, directors and producers, so
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Starting an arms race you inherently can't win is fundraising genius, I admit. This is going to be like the ADL atlas of hate symbols: growing exponentially until it's just a 1:1 map of all human symbolism and language
The biggest challenge in identifying this content both for our team and for platforms is what we’ve dubbed “malign creativity” -- the coded language, memes, and context-based content which allow harmful posts to avoid detection.
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Nobody is going to dismantle the FBI because the FBI has dirt on all the compromised pols, bureaucrats and rival agencies who could dismantle them. Everything in DC is a decades-old stalemate where the only clear loser is US taxpayers.
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Oh shit, looks like it's time for the wealthy elites who shape pop culture to pretend they're being persecuted by Christians again, dope
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A day later and I am still recovering from the revelation that NPR has a long-running game show where they test news consumers on their ability to internalize and recall regime talking points.
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