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Tradition is not having to keep re-learning which plants are poisonous the hard way.
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your occasional reminder that you can't possibly hate journalists enough
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women: "wait, you're not doing the thing performatively? you're just... what...? doing the thing?"
Women are incapable of enjoying anything for its own sake. She really believes the loss of social desirability would impact how much men enjoy something because that's how her brain works.
Total failure to emulate male thinking.
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it is 1974. i am six years old. i am watching a re-run of adam west trying to find a place to throw a bomb without killing any marching bands, babies, nuns, teenagers making out in rowboats, etc.
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@JennaEllisEsq
@elonmusk
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@AllysiaFinley
"hey finley, i've got an article assignment: 'democrat donor defrauds people of billions' - it's yours if you can make it about trump"
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"squids once walked this ancient road"
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it's too bad that the secrets of the ancients who built the interstate highway system are lost to us
BREAKING— City Managing Director Tumar Alexander: “I-95 will be impacted for a long time, for a long time.”
Emergency Management: The northbound highway “is gone…. Not sure about the southbound.”
@CBSPhiladelphia
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literal skin-suiting here btw
Confessional boxes will be replaced with modern art murals, and new sound and light effects to create “emotional spaces”.
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it’s like there’s a circle of elites making all the decisions and then the rest of us
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progressivism is enlightened, rational, scientific, modern and in no way whatsoever a crazy christian heresy, we totally swear!
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this man has hypnotized millions of people into believing in the false concept of "mass formation psychosis", which falsely claims millions of people can be hypnotized into believing something.
"Mass formation psychosis," an unfounded theory spreading online, suggests millions of people have been “hypnotized” into believing mainstream ideas to combat COVID-19. Psychology experts say the concept is not supported by evidence. Get the facts
@AP
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if i were a governor, i'd be pretty interested in the fact that the FBI thinks running around encouraging people to try to kidnap me just to juice their numbers is okay, seems like the kind of thing that could go easily wrong
The FBI should be held accountable for this and the agents who masterminded this should be fired immediately.
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so, if disney had chosen, eight movies ago, to pay kathleen kennedy 900 million dollars to go away, they'd be exactly where they are right now, but with a bunch of viable movie franchises that could make them money for decades
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Biden’s move to fire the top U.S. mortgage regulator is triggering calls from fellow Democrats to use the agency to expand access to loans for lower-income people, who have struggled to buy homes since the financial crisis
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You don't get it.
There is no "Biden".
You voted for The Swamp, and everything it wants.
One of the things it wants is forever wars, so you get forever wars.
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Your Urbit is a personal cloud server. A simple, private, general-purpose virtual computer on an encrypted P2P network.
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tfw people are actually willing to *leave the planet* to get away from you.
Space Guys are some of the easiest people to troll because they have invested all hope for the future in a fundamentally absurd premise: that humanity's salvation from its problems is to move to someplace vastly less habitable than Death Valley after worst-case nuclear war
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this is apex level attention-whoring
imagine him sneaking around in WW2, "decorating" concentration camp walls for attention
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inflation could be here, he thought
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FOR SALE BY OWNERS, WHO DUG GREEDILY AND TOO DEEP, AWAKENING AN ANCIENT EVIL
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just realized black lives are about to stop mattering again
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if only there weren't laws preventing her from starting her own company with a bunch of 22 year old girls
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is it just me or are hollywood millennials ridiculously neotenous compared with the silent generation / boomers? i think barrett is only 3 or 4 years older here.
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alexa can't eavesdrop if you hit it 74 times with a sledgehammer and set it on fucking fire, either.
just sayin'.
Activate this bracelet with 24 speakers — developed by married University of Chicago professors — and Alexa can’t eavesdrop
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When they say "his rise has been enabled by social media" they mean "back in the good old days we never would have let you hear even one word from this guy!"
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Mr. Trump, do you like spaghetti?
Sure, spaghetti's terrific, I've had the best spaghetti
MUSSOLINI LIKED SPAGHETTI WILL YOU DISAVOW SPAGHET
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it says a lot about the overconfidence of the progressive elite that their Public Opinion Control Machine was just sitting there on the showroom floor, keys in the ignition, waiting to be driven away by anyone with enough cash
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what if she was Sailer Swift and she only sang FBI crime stats
What if she was Sailor Twift and she only sang sea shanties?
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turns out the nectar of the gods is colloidal silver
What's the best reason you've heard explaining why Hindu gods are often blue?
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i'm calling for a total and complete shutdown of the papacy until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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2023: twitter suspends accounts for tweeting "anthony fauci didn't kill himself"
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need to move to NH just so i can vote for this guy
As a progressive CEO, abortion must be safe, legal, and as frequent as necessary to improve my bottom line
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reminder: no one of any consequence will ever suffer any consequences
One of the biggest lies that you get taught as a kid is that revealing evil doing will result in consequences. There have been multiple, large scale scandals in my life that resulted in zero repercussions for the perpetrators.
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THIS IS THE MOST CREDIBLE EXPLANATION FOR 2017 I HAVE SEEN SO FAR
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it looks to me like the superpower of white hierarchical individualistic men is just immunity to bullshit propaganda
Yale researcher Dan Kahan studied the personality and cultural differences of Americans and found a fascinating distinct cluster: white hierarchical individualistic men
Making up around 1/6th of the population, this cluster has markedly different views about risk, guns,
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that time a friend laughed when i told him his progressivism was just a heretical christian cult for retards
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friendly reminder that if your country didn't literally put a man on the moon, you're not allowed to celebrate the lunar new year
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Feeling really stupid about having voted for Putin in 2020, I'm sure we'd be better off if Biden had been elected.
BIDEN: "We've never seen anything like Putin's tax on both food and gas."
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As I predicted, prog tech (I repeat myself) is working hard to ensure right wingers won't be able to use the web to win another election.
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@ded_ruckus
does this guy think the entire orange square is covered wall-to-wall with cows or something?
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i'm starting to think that the apparently uncontrollable female desire to shun, exclude and punish anyone they don't like is incompatible with a functional society.
CEOs of big tech companies: You almost certainly have incels as employees. What are you going to do about it?
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the interesting thing about trump being charged is that they apparently didn't think they could get away with rigging the election again
Even for RW twitter, it's difficult for a lot of us to truly grok that we're in anarcho-tyranny.
I see a lot of people struggling to articulate how Trump can even be charged.
It's power all the way down, folks.
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her: let's watch MY FAIR LADY
me: okay
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me: totally adding "woman! cease this detestable boo-hooing instantly!" to my repertoire
her: oh shit
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realize that if SCOTUS winds up supporting trump, all you're getting is 4 more years of Keystone Koup.
there's only surrender to the deep state, or an absolutely insane, global-order-disrupting, military-supported purge of some mind-boggling percentage of the american elite.
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the sovereign is he who decides the exception
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@Oilfield_Rando
all the australians i've seen being brutalized by police are white, so of course
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omg insurrection
We SWARMED the halls of Congress today. Every head turned. Every jaw dropped. Revolution was in the air. The “progressives” begged us to stand down. But we held our ground. Nine of us were arrested.
We are in an emergency. We must act like it.
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TIL that Magic The Gathering is not, in fact, an elected member of Congress, and that there is apparently someone named "Marjorie Taylor Greene"
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so i think that might be "gradually over time" in the rear view mirror and "suddenly all at once" just up ahead
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TIL that i've been wrong and there's not actually a congressperson named "Magic The Gathering"
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “I think your fake eyelashes are messing up”
AOC: “That is absolutely unacceptable. How dare you attack the physical appearance of another person”
Marjorie Taylor Greene: “Why don’t you debate me?”
AOC: “I think it’s gonna be self-evident”
Marjorie
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reminder: it's your patriotic duty to completely ignore the MSM. crash their ratings. all of them.
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Medieval Europeans who cautioned against mentioning a demon's name lest he appear had merely anticipated social media and google alerts.
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simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize, etc, etc
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2028, urbit communities overwhelming the last megacorp
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cost to taxpayers to lift a gorilla suit into orbit?
Astronaut Mark Kelly once smuggled a full gorilla suit on board the International Space Station. He didn't tell anyone about it. One day, without anyone knowing, he put it on. (source: Reddit)
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sure, immigration keeps humans living on a particular chunk of land, but what do the JAPANESE care about that?
ban birth control and put MDMA in the water supply or something, smdh
The native population of Japan is falling at rate of 100 ppl / hour.
Down 595k from previous year
Prime Minister says Japan at “the brink of being unable to maintain social functions”
Gov Incentives to have babies ineffective, this is cultural
The ONLY hope is immigration
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i think the cancer has probably metastasized to the point that even the most honest, patriotic members of the government (and even deep state) are rightly concerned that cutting it out will kill the patient.
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goddamnit
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it me
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oh god it's the fedora isn't it
You know what, let’s lean into this.
What’s the white people version of the sombrero that no other races are allowed to wear?
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Yang: "Vote for me! I'll tax companies developing automation to pay for UBI"
Crowd: <awkward silence>
Yang: "...it's right behind me, isn't it?"
Basilisk: <clears throat>
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Hadn't realized there was a circle of Hell just for modern architects, but it seems totally obvious now.
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“Some cultures are just garbage” - you are talking about my neighbors you slime. It is insane we have normalized this. It is disgusting and offensive. If you said this to my face I would spit in yours
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No-fly list is dishonest, let's just have Least/Most Favored Citizen status and make it about whether FedGov likes you or not.
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RETVRN to real journalism
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no big deal, twitter just doing its job shaping the public's perceptions in support of The Regime
Incredible Democracy moment.
This account posted a remarkable thread exposing the connections and backgrounds of many regime journalists---who come from families of extraordinary wealth
Twitter just fucking zapped it
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Hillary's weakness easily explained: she needs to bathe daily in the rejuvenating blood of a sacrificial virgin, but there aren't any in NYC
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hollywood & new york gays are making great progress in their quest to make everyone look like some kind of strung out 14 year old boy
Why do these stars think sucking fat from their face looks good?
They are probably coerced into doing it due to hwood trying to normalize trans as hot.
They probably cry afterwards.
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@drethelin
are you basically just re-inventing feudalism in this thread?
(great thread, of course)
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And as I hung up the phone, it occurred to me
He'd grown up just like me
My boy was just like me
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extremely WELL organized, it's in every HR department in the country
one might even think it's modeled itself after the KGB, with a political officer in every organization
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hello, 911? i'd like to report a goddamn genocide
There's a rock in Saudi Arabia that I suspect he'd be slightly more upset about, should it be defiled by miscreants.
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