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@borogumsho
zimistaan
8 months
IF UR “BEARD” LOOKS LIKE THIS STAY AWAY FROM ME PLZ
@marisluvsyou
૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ‎
8 months
every woman’s weakness
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
White roses > Red roses 🤍
@cloudninethings
evelina ✍︎
2 years
white roses
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
@fatimasflavors What was the answer tho asking for a friend
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Wallah this is soo uncalled for! @Mr_Qasr decided to treat his coworkers to a little treat and you decided to call him a “simp” and bash him for being a decent human being? Tell me you’re a piece of trash without telling me your a piece of trash!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
do british websites use biscuits?
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
7 months
Officially too old for DiCaprio 🎉
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
@aprettyPR It’s not even a prank it’s something they do every year. She even said knew what she was getting into from the get and even said he asked her about it and talked about it in previous years soo there’s no problem! Let them have their fun!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
maybe I should start talking to shias I hear they hit different
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Once I get my degree, get a job and get in shape, eat healthy, be on top of my skincare, drink all my water, save money, be more social,stay on top of my deen, sleep 8 hours a night, go to therapy and wake up early it’s over for you hoes
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
been on delivered for two months…left that man speechless !
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
I hate when I vibe with someone and then they turn out to be younger then me 😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Praying for all my girls to be released from the shackles of broke and emotionally unavailable men
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Why is this ugly mf on my tl again I swear y’all have the worst taste in men and music cuz wtf is this shit
i am obsessed with the ‘nails’ clip video from saint levant featured mia khalifa 💅🏻
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
9 months
You’ll get it when your family is struggling but your uncle calls and says he needs money for a surgery. Soo your dad decides to send that money to his family back home only to find out it was for his nieces wedding a week later ! SOME OF THESE MFS WILL ABUSE UR KINDNESS!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can’t c in the dark!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
how are you palestinian and support trump plz get a grip
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
Can’t marry too far out of my culture because I don’t have time to explain why my sister is going to dance with a knife until he gives her money
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
instead of saying one mississippi, two mississippi my six year old neice says one little missy two little missy and it’s soo cute 😭😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
when you’re dumb but he’s dumber 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
@noenglis_ This is such an afghan thing to do 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
I come one here say stupid shit and leave
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
@ElmerPub @_sssas__ is this how y’all defend your clients 😂
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
4 months
Anytime my dad asks me how much something costs I give him half the price and he still gets mad at me 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Y’all make dua for my ass
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
It’s ok if you can’t grow a beard babe the full ones scare me
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
9 months
They put me in check fr 😂
@northstardoll
9 months
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
Me anytime I go anywhere and I’m the only afghan 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
The way I wouldn’t have taken this seriously lmaoo
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
How close I am to losing it
@AbdulRajput__
Abdul
10 months
Dm me for driving lessons🙏
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
6 months
Farsi in my mind vs me when I speak Farsi
@Whotfismick
6 months
english in when i speak my mind english
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
Me and who
@Cat_Auras
cat with confusing auras
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couple
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
Me in the womb
@RealSatanCult
Satan
11 months
😹Somebody got pregnant🙀
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
“You let a man shenan once best believe they gonna shenanigan”
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 month
Salafis crying in the corner rn 😭😭😭
@zxnxb_s
𝓩𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓫
1 month
not Walmart selling mawlid merch 😭😭😭😭😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
☠️☠️☠️
@imniceandsmart
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1 year
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
The Muslims on this app are embarrassing as hell. They see injustice happening in Iran and want to make it about themselves . Instead of doing ur duty as a Muslim to speak out on atrocities in the world you’d rather silence them for the sake of ur “image”!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
😭😭😭
@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
10 months
this is insane
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
3 years
The Three Mosqueteers
@Loush101
Loush⚡️
3 years
The Halal Guys
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
16 days
I’ll quote tweet me and who left and right but as soon as a man tries to speak to me my immediate reaction is to say stfu 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
7 months
@r0karoka is soo sweet for sending these ! I love her so much 😭🤍🫶🏻
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
7 months
Officially too old for DiCaprio 🎉
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Can’t stand mfs that just post sad shit like just be happy bro
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Why did my dumb ass laugh out aloud at this ☠️
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
8 months
He’s gonna have to be ok with me being a cat lmaoo
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
Talking about my feelings 🤮< self isolating till I feel better 😍
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
7 months
Why am I crying over this 😭
@AMAZlNGNATURE
Nature is Amazing ☘️
7 months
Giraffe helps a little friend go faster..
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Insane and depressed
@fatherpineapple
discount thor
1 year
okay timeline reveal yourselves
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
all men do is lie
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
5 months
Ima reply like this the next time a mf says gm
@ShitpostGate
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Are you moms chaplak 🩴? Cuz you hit different! 😉
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
SEE THIS IS WHY I NEED A MAN WITH A BEARD YALL MFS WHO CANT GROW ONE CAN LEAVE ME ALONE IDC IF ITS GENETIC 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
3 years
Y’all I think I got hacked! don’t open that link if it got sent to you 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
It was nice knowing y’all
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@IniAlalalannn
ALAN
11 months
Screenshot this to see your 2024 ☺️
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
girls if you ever feel bad about a man ghosting you just remember that his hairline is ghosting him!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
6 months
This isn’t a want it’s a need 😭
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
6 months
Floating teapot 📹 kianstier
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
THE POST DELULU CLARITY HITTING ME HARD CUZ WHYYYY WAS I INTO THAT MAN?!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Just left a space and they all told me I have a chance at finding the man of my dreams 🤍🙏🏼
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
everytime I miss him I remind myself that mf couldn’t grow a full beard and I feel content with my decision 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
I cleaned my entire room to look for my AirPods and whole time they were in my brothers car! At least my room is clean now 😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
9 months
Never being a nice to man ever again cuz why did he tell me we’re just friends CAN U BFR FOR ONE SECOND OF UR LIFE
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
Mf lives rent free in my head this shit embarrassing asf send help
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
The way I’m only speaking in Farsi with my family or family friends cuz I know people are gonna judge me and say I sound white washed asf 😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
@aprettyPR I guess but she didn’t complain and was ok with it now if she was upset or annoyed that’s another story. I think communication is key in this scenario.
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
5 months
Who tf let me drive 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 months
My humor is broken I laugh at the dumbest things ☠️
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
5 months
Girl if you don’t put that retainer on 😂
@myenncalendar
cryin’ myenn
5 months
2 replies n ill start wearing my retainers again
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
@Loush101 I’m sorry you feel that way
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
If he wanted to he would
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
@fatimasflavors @howlsmovingbike Ima ask my imam and see lol
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
4 months
Screw you 10Xs
@YemeniMF
محمد
4 months
Screw you 9Xs
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Y’all just hate on everyone these days both look stunning what’s the problem?!
@callmemaz
maz 🍉
1 year
This really is ridiculous 😭😭😭
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
9 months
When 😭
@shawntifying
Araaa
9 months
strawberries
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
10 months
ANA LAGAYA OLAK IRGA ISMAAAAA ALASHAN ANA SABR ALEEEEEL
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Be able to let shit go > holding on
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Y’all ever look back and are dumbfounded at your own thought processes? Cuz why was I sooo DELELU FOR WHAAAAAAAT?!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
Me with Harry Potter and LOTR
@wildtiktokss
Wild TikToks
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
I chose myself! Can’t catch me slip’n … y’all stay safe tho!
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
@fayyruz_ My bra 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
I hate to say this but unless they speak farsi I honestly can’t see myself with anyone outside of my ethnicity…
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zimistaan
1 month
Me and who
@forestflowerk
Khiara
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How my future husband and I will be showing up to family gatherings.
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
Not my circus not my monkeys
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
when he’s funny and medium ugly 😍
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
The way the Toronto accent scared all the hoes away
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zimistaan
2 months
Me and who fr
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
me playing civ 😂
@nescartridges
dille (rivals mode)
2 years
one of the worst feelings in the world is being bad at a game you're obsessed with
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
My parents used to get mad at me for reading all the time and said I’d ruin my eyes cuz I’d hold the book so close to my face 😂
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Apparently having a skincare routine is bad I’d rather have a man who takes care of himself than someone who uses 13 in 1 thank you
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
1 year
Idk how many “it’s ok no worries” I have in me
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
I thought it was popcorn 😂
@Noor_Unnahar
noor unnahar
2 years
nothin says you’re loved better than the flowers on your wrists
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
The way Libyan brides are decked in gold 😍
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
2 years
“Illuminati pyramid in dollar bill”
@luvinthot
𖤐
2 years
10yr old me searching up “real ghost caught on tape” on youtube
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
Not my dad calling me to schedule a pedicure for him ☠️
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@borogumsho
zimistaan
11 months
It’s soo cute I wana make this now
@_mhyri
𝗺𝗮𝗵𝘆𝗮𝗿
11 months
یه تیکه آسمان :
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