@fesshole
You are wrong. You only have enough boxer shorts for a single overnight stay, using the standard formula of “one pair to wear and one pair in case you shit yourself”. By more pants. Your wife’s pant supplies allow her to stay away for 22.5 and a half nights.
@CalvinMcnuggets
@fesshole
Whilst I don't know the specifics of this situation (so it's hard to make a comment) - I think you might have done the right thing. I think it's really important that we respect the artist's creative expression from copycats.
It's just so lazy to copy someone else's work 👍
@LGBTCons
Less than a decade ago Conservatives were openly opposing gay marriage. Perhaps this is what progress looks like, but it’s difficult to forgive some of the things that were done in the name of Conservatism in our recent history:
@Kent_Grandad
I have the same coat as this - which I’ve owned for about 20 years and probably will continue to wear for at least another 30. I didn’t pay £390 for it, but it is wonderful value. Owning one doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve a payrise ever again.
@Conservatives
This is patently false. By not changing tax allowances with inflation more people are paying tax, and most people are paying more tax. The UK tax burden is bigger than it's ever been, and inequality is rising at a staggering rate. You failed us all.
Coronavirus prematurely ended millions of lives and wiped trillions of dollars from the economy, but in the grand scheme of human pandemics it wasn't actually that serious*. Find out how engineering simulation is helping to prepare for the next pandemic.
@Ameer_Kotecha
I love the Red Arrows, but many other countries have comparable air craft display teams, some of whom are widely acknowledged to be as good (or perhaps even better).
@fesshole
Part of the problem with modern society is that we lock ourselves in echo chambers instead of finding common ground. I learn most from people that I sometimes disagree with.
@lucyallan
As you know that Council has been using lights to support Black History Month (a worthy cause) since the start of October. It would have been legally impossible for a Council to make a decision over this during a weekend. Stop trying to use a tragic event for political gain.
I have the same coat as this - which I’ve owned for about 20 years and probably will continue to wear for at least another 30. I didn’t pay £390 for it, but it is wonderful value. Owning one doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve a payrise ever again.
@Conservatives
Getting back to square one would be an achievement after the 13 years of going backwards under ideological Conservative austerity. Your broke Britain. Fixing it isn’t going to be easy.
@fesshole
Unless you are about 85 they’ll let you join in a heartbeat. Like many of these institutions they have a demographic crisis because they struggle to recruit younger members.
I've just been blocked from switching energy providers because of a dodgy (and probably illegal) move by
@BritishGas
I've had an EV since January and have been desperate to a provider that offers a cheap night-time rate but couldn't because of the crisis. 🧵
@fesshole
Fixed it for you: “I earn well over GBP 100k, and yet my primary responsibilities seem to be correcting the grammar of / formatting slides completed by others. I consider the ability to be competent at a bare minimum standard of the working world, and yet here we are.”
Watching Martin and Dave for the first time in 30 years (Crystal Palace 1993 for the Devotion tour). Every bit as good now as they were then
#DepecheMode
@depechemode
@fesshole
I once went to a physio who said to me “do you always run the same way around the park because one calf is bigger than the other?” She was right.
Ryan Fuller - the Leader of Huntingdon District Council - has lost his seat to Independent Julie Kerr. I think it’s very likely the Conservatives will lose Control of the council.
@Jenny_1884
“You can’t work from home because some people choose to work in jobs that are physically impossible to work from home in”. Brilliant insight 🙄
The highlight of last night was
@billybragg
curtailing the end of Greetings to the New Brunette to celebrate Lioness’s victory in the Euros with the crowd, before treating us to a full blooded sing along of Jerusalem (our true national anthem).
Thank you to the 2943 people that lent me their vote. I am truly grateful to every one of you for putting your faith in me rather than a political party.
I always knew we had a mountain to climb. I am very proud that, starting absolutely from scratch six weeks ago, we managed to
@NeilDotObrien
@timleunig
Where is engineering on this chart? I will fight anyone that tries to claim that economists are more valuable to society than engineers and nurses. This just demonstrates that economists are overpaid.
@GregHands
@Conservatives
@CCHQPress
What a pathetic postscript to 13 years in power. You leave it in a much worse condition than you found it, divided, isolated, corrupt and in the midst of a cost of living crisis. I hope the electorate never forgives you.