Stephen Ferguson
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Sausage dog loving engineer & District and County Councillor in and around St Neots, Promoted by Stephen Ferguson, 9 Anderson Close, St Neots
St Neots, England
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Published and promoted by Stephen William Ferguson of 9 Anderson Close, St Neots.
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@fesshole
You are wrong. You only have enough boxer shorts for a single overnight stay, using the standard formula of “one pair to wear and one pair in case you shit yourself”. By more pants. Your wife’s pant supplies allow her to stay away for 22.5 and a half nights.
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@lucyallan
@NeilGarratt
@CllrShaunDavies
So I take it you aren’t a supporter of Black History Month then?
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@lucyallan
@NeilGarratt
@CllrShaunDavies
Those are the Black History Month colours. I’m (not) surprised you don’t know this. An apology would be in order.
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That doesn’t seem very likely unless you were absurdly unlucky with your investments.
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@CalvinMcnuggets
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Whilst I don't know the specifics of this situation (so it's hard to make a comment) - I think you might have done the right thing. I think it's really important that we respect the artist's creative expression from copycats.
It's just so lazy to copy someone else's work 👍
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@LGBTCons
Less than a decade ago Conservatives were openly opposing gay marriage. Perhaps this is what progress looks like, but it’s difficult to forgive some of the things that were done in the name of Conservatism in our recent history:
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@fesshole
And so you should. You are lucky to have her and you should indulge in every moment.
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@fesshole
So only being able to have sexual intercourse about 82% of the time is killing your sex life? 🤨
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@fesshole
Say you got fired for physically assaulting a child, without saying you got fired.
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@ChrisClarksonMP
Imagine being more worried about this than Rishi Sunak’s WhatsApp messages.
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@NqununuZA
@fesshole
Civilised countries don’t inflict non-consensual genital mutilation on infants.
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@Conservatives
We’re now just one campaign announcement away from the reintroduction of rationing.
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@Kent_Grandad
I have the same coat as this - which I’ve owned for about 20 years and probably will continue to wear for at least another 30. I didn’t pay £390 for it, but it is wonderful value. Owning one doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve a payrise ever again.
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@Conservatives
This is patently false. By not changing tax allowances with inflation more people are paying tax, and most people are paying more tax. The UK tax burden is bigger than it's ever been, and inequality is rising at a staggering rate. You failed us all.
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Coronavirus prematurely ended millions of lives and wiped trillions of dollars from the economy, but in the grand scheme of human pandemics it wasn't actually that serious*. Find out how engineering simulation is helping to prepare for the next pandemic.
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Having diligently read all the “Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards” nominees, this has to be the nailed on favourite.
Correction to Group G, “Almonds” is this one
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@Ameer_Kotecha
I love the Red Arrows, but many other countries have comparable air craft display teams, some of whom are widely acknowledged to be as good (or perhaps even better).
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@fesshole
What could possibly go wrong? (Other than the fact that it didn’t actually happen).
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@fesshole
These are getting less and less interesting every day. I think we might be all Fessed out.
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@fesshole
Part of the problem with modern society is that we lock ourselves in echo chambers instead of finding common ground. I learn most from people that I sometimes disagree with.
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@Conservatives
@RishiSunak
You have also engineered record waiting lists. Thank you for breaking the NHS 👏👏👏
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@lucyallan
As you know that Council has been using lights to support Black History Month (a worthy cause) since the start of October. It would have been legally impossible for a Council to make a decision over this during a weekend. Stop trying to use a tragic event for political gain.
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I have the same coat as this - which I’ve owned for about 20 years and probably will continue to wear for at least another 30. I didn’t pay £390 for it, but it is wonderful value. Owning one doesn’t mean that I don’t deserve a payrise ever again.
Standing there in a £390 coat isn’t helping a cause about striking for pay rises 😳
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@Conservatives
Getting back to square one would be an achievement after the 13 years of going backwards under ideological Conservative austerity. Your broke Britain. Fixing it isn’t going to be easy.
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@BenObeseJecty
@ChCh_Oxford
@amolrajan
"Well-known" is doing a lot of lifting here. Isn't it more likely that it's just an innocent toy?
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@fesshole
My Dad always used to sit at the back of aeroplanes “because aircraft don’t crash into mountains backwards.”
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@fesshole
Unless you are about 85 they’ll let you join in a heartbeat. Like many of these institutions they have a demographic crisis because they struggle to recruit younger members.
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@MarkVipond
@Peston
I’d hate to be governed by “the Elite”. That would never happen under the Conservatives 🙄
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@Conservatives
As opposed to your lot, who define British Values as pumping tax payers money into your own pockets and those of your friends.
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@GoldingBF
In your shoes I wouldn’t be drawing cheap comparisons with political ideologies that were popular in the 1930s and 1940s.
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But the Ninja Turtles were much more popular in her generation than yours. You know actual cool rather than retro cool.
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I've just been blocked from switching energy providers because of a dodgy (and probably illegal) move by
@BritishGas
I've had an EV since January and have been desperate to a provider that offers a cheap night-time rate but couldn't because of the crisis. 🧵
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@RicHolden
@UKLabour
@EmilyThornberry
@Keir_Starmer
@bphillipsonMP
By an average of two pupils per school? Well that’ll the straw that breaks the back of an already broken system 🙄
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Fixed it for you: “I earn well over GBP 100k, and yet my primary responsibilities seem to be correcting the grammar of / formatting slides completed by others. I consider the ability to be competent at a bare minimum standard of the working world, and yet here we are.”
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You literally don’t understand what “literally” means. I assume you mean “not literally”.
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@YouGov
In next weeks survey “What is harder, being a brain surgeon or working down a coal mine?”
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@MattWalshBlog
Everyone should be against Bud Lite, but mainly because they make crap beer.
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Watching Martin and Dave for the first time in 30 years (Crystal Palace 1993 for the Devotion tour). Every bit as good now as they were then
#DepecheMode
@depechemode
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@fesshole
I once went to a physio who said to me “do you always run the same way around the park because one calf is bigger than the other?” She was right.
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Ryan Fuller - the Leader of Huntingdon District Council - has lost his seat to Independent Julie Kerr. I think it’s very likely the Conservatives will lose Control of the council.
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@Jenny_1884
“You can’t work from home because some people choose to work in jobs that are physically impossible to work from home in”. Brilliant insight 🙄
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@markjenkinsonmp
@GregHands
What am I going to scrap today?
someone has snuck a stack of these beer mats into Tory conference and is handing them out to delegates
#HS2
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When I was 30 you only could use your own bank’s cash machine (if you didn’t want to incur a hefty charge).
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How would they notice? Or was it in a pretend world in which everyone’s inbox wasn’t already full of spam?
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The highlight of last night was
@billybragg
curtailing the end of Greetings to the New Brunette to celebrate Lioness’s victory in the Euros with the crowd, before treating us to a full blooded sing along of Jerusalem (our true national anthem).
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Making tea in toilet cubicle is disgusting. No wonder they suspect you are on drugs.
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Thank you to the 2943 people that lent me their vote. I am truly grateful to every one of you for putting your faith in me rather than a political party.
I always knew we had a mountain to climb. I am very proud that, starting absolutely from scratch six weeks ago, we managed to
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@BrentDesantis
@benonwine
The sad part is that you thought it was genuine video and not a poor fake.
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@NeilDotObrien
@timleunig
Where is engineering on this chart? I will fight anyone that tries to claim that economists are more valuable to society than engineers and nurses. This just demonstrates that economists are overpaid.
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@GregHands
@Conservatives
@CCHQPress
What a pathetic postscript to 13 years in power. You leave it in a much worse condition than you found it, divided, isolated, corrupt and in the midst of a cost of living crisis. I hope the electorate never forgives you.
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@Conservatives
Even the ones that have to pay income tax because you haven’t moved tax thresholds with inflation?
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In the midst of a climate crisis trying to add obstacles to active travel rather than infrastructure is utterly, utterly bonkers.
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@_DHOTYA
I’m not sure how driving at 20mph rather than 30mph would appreciably increase fuel costs.
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@KhakiColoured
@SimonFoxWriter
@OfKett
£500 is a good starting point I reckon. We can make it for charity if you like
@SimonFoxWriter
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