Elizabeth Booker Houston
@booker_squared
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Oh duh - this is a good time to self promote. I'm going on tour with my cohost Jasmine Burton.
Phoenix, San Diego, Nashville, Memphis, and Washington, DC
It's politics and comedy and snark all in one. Tickets in my Linktree!
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JD Vance is blaming immigrants for fentanyl, and he brought up his mom's addiction.
Baby, your mama stole drugs at her nursing job in a hospital in Ohio. No immigrant had a part in that. The trash is in your home. No need to blame the border.
#VPDebate
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His real daddy named him Twitter, Imma call him Twitter
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Holy shit, I gained a lot of followers today. Y'all really hate Ann Coulter, too, huh? 😂
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@DocLanceP
I found him. He said you're lame, and then we got sushi and made fun of your obsession with a guy who wears eyeliner and bangs couches.
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@FlyingKickEric
Considering I was a moot court champ in law school, and JD was not. Nah lmao.
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@cartierfamilyZ
"He compared a personal situation with drugs to the drug situation that is plaguing America."
Yes, that's the point of my tweet. He made a false equivalence between his thieving, American mom and immigrants.
You just summarized what he said and gave zero analysis. U ok?
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@LorrieAnn25
Hey, hypocrite-hoe, is this you? You seem to have a double standard for drug users. It sounds like Vance's mom should be in jail with Hunter based on your assessment, huh?
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@willmul5
You shouldn't talk like that with no lips and a hairline that's running from your face.
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@LizzieM12807558
@FlyingKickEric
Wow, that makes it even more pathetic for him that I would so easily beat him in a debate, huh?
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When asked why he changed his mind on the assault weapons ban
Tim Walz: "Yeah, I sat in office with the Sandy Hook parents."
This. This right here. He listened to the community. He took in new information. He changed his stance for the better of the people he serves.
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I had such a great time interviewing
@RepJasmine
on the Reproductive Freedom Bus Tour in Waukesha, WI!
#ReproductiveRights
#ReproductiveFreedom
#Interview
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My camel toe gets more respect than your biggest success. Which ironically is probably the camel cash that you inherited when your inbred ass meemaw exited hell's waiting room and finally met her demonic maker. Now shut the fuck up.
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@Huey_DaRadical
@cartierfamilyZ
No, the vast majority of drugs are smuggled in by US citizens. That's a fact. We also don't have an open border. That's another fact. Please move along now.
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The crazy thing is J.K. doesn't have traditionally feminine features herself. You would think that this strong in the face heifer would have some sense, but shit.
The idea that those objecting to a male punching a female in the name of sport are objecting because they believe Khelif to be ‘trans’ is a joke. We object because we saw a male punching a female.
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1. FEMA has more than $750/household to give - this is one, specific type of emergency funding.
2. Don't let that evil man stop you from calling FEMA to apply for assistance - funds ARE available!
3. Learn how administrative agency power works 👇🏾
#FEMA
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Tim Walz: "I have poured my heart into my community, I have not been perfect, and I'm a knucklehead at times...My commitment whether it be through teaching - which I was good at - or being a good soldier, or being good in Congress."
A good person. ❤️
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Me nourishing my body with the tears of salty men who always said they could be lawyers or comedians but became neither while I'm killing it at being both
🎶 Got a million and one haters, and they all can kiss my 🍑 🎶
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Did this motherfucker just say that there was NO major conflict that broke out when Trump was president??? This man is lying like he's on a sofa.
#VPDebate
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Okay, I found a terrible photo of me from last week, no makeup and half-dead at breakfast, compared to Laura Loomer trying her best who is THREE years younger than I am. Proof that being an unmelanated menace makes you rot.
Wait a damn minute. How am I older than Laura Loomer???
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Tim Walz: "In Minnesota, we restored Roe v. Wade. We put women in charge of their health care."
👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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JD Vance: "We need to produce those solar panels here--"
Tim Walz: "We are in Minnesota."
Tim said that so earnestly and with a look that said, "Are you fucking serious?" JD is floundering.
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Yeah, sorry about that. My Twitter handle used to be bookersquared, but it got banned after I bullied Scott Baio over some right wing nonsense he was spewing. So this is the only social of mine that doesn't match.
@Alex_Strachan_
@tiktok_us
@Tim_Walz
@KamalaHQ
@DNCWarRoom
Just found her here. Went to tiktok and looked at her acct...Her name was listed there...looked her up on this platform under
@booker_squared
, and viola! Here she is.
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Guys, why didn't I stir up the right wing trolls on here sooner?? My viral clapback series is about to have so much to work with!
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Tim Walz: "January 6th was not Facebook ads...That happened...Stopping people from threatening to kill someone - that's not censorship. Book banning is censorship."
THANK YOU! Because JD Vance is trying to frame violence as a "difference of opinion."
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@iamxtynah
@willmul5
I have a series on IG/TikTok that's funny and popular where I share clapback screenshots. So I typically set aside a bit of time to reply to trolls, get my screenshots, and then leave it be.
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The Single Monkey Women for Trump are at it again, coming thru from the West Side of Oz. Maybe Lilly is bitter because her bed is cold and her ring finger is bare. Hard to be a trad wife without the "wife" part I guess.
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The moderator asked about the immigration process that Haitian immigrants used legally.
JD Vance says it doesn't count because it's legal, but it's not a green card.
Moderator: "Thank you, Senator, for describing the legal process..."
Bitch slapped!
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Yo, I'm in here! First BET and now Ebony acknowledging me this year. What a blessing ❤️
7 Black Content Creators To Watch At The DNC This Week. Read More Here:
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Guys, the Shein factory the influencers go to is TOTALLY REAL because I was there, too!
#Satire
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Bullying JD from a battleground state. Him and his mama.
#Milwaukee
#CheeseCurds
#Wisconsin
@CampBeasleywood
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No, I'm not an Affirmative Action pick because I'm not a white woman. Also I've been married for 8 years. You can die alone tho. Lmao.
@booker_squared
@FlyingKickEric
You were clearly part of the affirmative action program as well as a dei hire. It’s all good, statistics show that you’ll blame others and die alone.
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Early AM flight to Milwaukee for
Reproductive Rights. See y'all in Waukesha!
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Tim Walz saying Amber Thurman's name 💔
"There's a very real chance that if Amber Thurman lived in Minnesota, she would be alive today."
That's the core of it. That's what matters.
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Tim Walz is bringing up the implemented policies in Minnesota - home buying programs, refurbished homes, etc. He has real-world evidence because he actually does his job. Meanwhile, JD Vance is relying on lies. But as Lil' Wayne said, numbers don't lie.
#VPDebate
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JD Vance just said that "illegal aliens" are the reason housing is expensive and inflation increased.
Republican and Chair of the Federal Reserve, Jerome Powell, told Vance to his face that immigration is neutral on inflation.
He is lying. He knows he is lying.
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If you see tweets with
#CrunchyWhitePimp4Ever
, this is why. And if you want an LGB CWP shirt or hoodie, the link is in my bio. All of the profits go to Brandon's son, Carson.
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@waltermasterson
Oh and let's not forget those damn Republican men. Those motherfuckers are getting what's coming to them - paternity leave, job protection, and mental health care so that they can be prosperous, healthy, and happy husbands and fathers whose families thrive.
Bitches.
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Clearly this chick is sipping dumb bitch juice. She voted against the FEMA funding bill for US citizens, not for undocumented immigrants. The bad filler must have rotted her brain.
Sorry Lefties! Not one more dollar for illegals!
EXCLUSIVE: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Presses FEMA To Not Spend Anymore Taxpayer Dollars On Migrants
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And we will say the same when it's you, especially since you also killed a woman.
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Melania and Usha watching their husbands accused immigrants of eating dogs and cats:
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Tim Walz: "These are women's decisions to make about their healthcare decisions...Just mind your own business. Things worked best when Roe v. Wade was in place...In Minnesota, they get meals, they get early childhood education, they get health care."
Truly pro-life!
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Tim Walz: "We're pro-women...Minnesota is the number three state to raise children."
Someone wanna check where Ohio falls in that ranking 👀
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And her stans will still act like she's a perfect little saint running to be the Commander-in-Chief of the military. She's an op and a very obvious one at that.
Jill Stein appears on MAGA podcast and says she’s open to pardoning January 6’ers and says it’s been “blown up for political reasons”
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Hahahahaha! Did JD Vance really complain about politics ending friendships? Is it because he's lost all of his friends, and the only way he can have any is when they are forced to be around him?
Weirdo.
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Wait a damn minute. How am I older than Laura Loomer???
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FEMA Disinfo - That $750 is part of emergency funding via regulatory authority, not congressional. FEMA, as an admin agency, can't go beyond the bounds of Congress. This is separation of powers 101, and Republicans should know better since they dismantled Chevron.
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This man came at me angry for no reason, called me a "hack," an "idiot," and other names, so I called him a weak ass bitch. Now he's crying about me name-calling. This app is full of people softer than baby shit, smh.
@booker_squared
😂 why would I be mad. U the one name calling and actually mad, don’t project it on me.
I just corrected your democrat talking points.
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Posting incorrect information isn't just a random social media trend. It's a vehicle to cause actual harm to real people. We must do better as a society.
@CBCPAC
@RollingSeaAF
#Awareness
#Info
#Information
#Education
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I cannot stress enough that Trump-appointed Republican and top economist, Jerome Powell, already told JD Vance this summer that immigration is neutral on inflation. JD was told this, directly and publicly, by an expert in his own party. He's a liar who has gone off the rails.
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Wait a minute.
JD Vance: "Kamala Harris...wants to censor people who engage in misinformation" and that's wrong.
Then he shouted out Tulsi Gabbard.
This fool really said it's okay for people to lie, and they should not face consequences. Huh. Wonder why? 🙃
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That depends. Are you the big baby that you're referring to?
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Did you really just use this black woman's trauma to say stop holding Savannah accountable for the way you and her attacked and weaponized several BIPOC creators? You could have just said "Hey this woman is innocent. Leave her alone." But you centered your white female friend.
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@MemesThatsIt
@Kehlani
@s4vannnah
Speaking of generalizations, it makes me sad that your uncle thought that his only two options with a JD were to defend corporations or become a cop.
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Tim Walz: "The good news on this is the last 12 months saw the largest decrease in opioid deaths in our nation's history."
Facts over feelings, JD. Take note.
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2024, I beg of you, please be vanilla, baby. We can't handle any more freaky shit.
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My FIL made a post supporting student loan forgiveness. His friend wrote a rant against it. I told him his comment was stupid & we're dumber for having read it. MIL hates that man. She loved my comment. This is how you bond w/ your MIL: Mutual hate of your FILs boomer ass friends
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JD Vance: "I was raised by a woman who would sometimes go into medical debt just to put food on the table."
That has everything to do with your mom buying drugs (by your own admission in your book) and nothing to do with the economy, FYI.
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Weren't you just in prison?
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JD Vance: "Penalize companies and countries that are shipping jobs overseas."
Moderator: "Can you clarify how that will solve the childcare shortage?"
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I...I don't even know wtf he's saying lmao. What?
#VPDebate
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Someone accused me of promoting "Black imperialism," so let's start brainstorming Black imperialist policies for America. I'll start: We make Britain Cashapp us every 4th of July.
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"Tell Them You're 10" - An Examination of How Black Americans Make Buffets, Amusement Parks, and Movie Theaters Affordable
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The
@TNGOP
trying to hold Memphis hostage over a referendum for citizens to share views on guns is the wildest shit. Y'all claim to be the party of free speech, but you shaky bitches do everything to silence people. All in an effort to cover up what failures you are as leaders.
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JD Vance: "So many young women would love to have families...We've got to earn people's trust back."
You're not going to do it by controlling their bodies and telling them when and where they can have children!
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Idk how to explain to these people that FEMA can currently have money for Milton and Helene but also look forward and be worried about future funds. Y'all didn't know you have to replenish funds when you spend them? I know y'alls bank accounts hate to see you coming.
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JD Vance: "I have 3 beautiful little kids at home...I love them very much."
Do you? Because you took those brown, Indian babies and tossed them to a racist party who hates their immigrant grandparents. You are a terrible father, and you have no shame.
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You're such a punk ass hater, I stg.
With Trump on the ballot, we need strong, principled Democrats in Congress more than ever.
In Congress,
@LatimerforNY
will protect abortion rights, stand up to the NRA, and fight for President Biden’s agenda—just like he’s always done.
Make a plan to vote by June 25th!
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Texas doesn't have to guarantee that a patient in an ER who needs an abortion will get one. This stems from a broader issue of dismantling the regulatory power of agencies like HHS, DOJ, etc. And if a hospital isn't required to save a woman's life, then what's next?
#EMTALA
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The SCOTUS EMTALA decision confirms what we already knew - Republicans want to see women die. An abortion in an emergency medical situation to save a life should be a no-brainer, no matter where you sit on the political spectrum.
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These accelerationists calling for the system to fail and burn need to realize that they are supporting eugenics. Imagine thinking it's progressive to openly state you are ready to sacrifice marginalized people for a revolution where white men will come out on top and in power.
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Mod: "Do you disagree that Congress controls the purse strings...?"
JD Vance: "We need to empower law enforcement."
Tim Walz: "Law enforcement asked for the bill!"
JD is really arguing that we don't need Congress to pass legislation to have funding legislation.
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On gun laws
Tim Walz: "Our first responsibility is to our kids to figure this out."
That's the long and the short of it. Do you care about your kids' lives or not?
#VPDebate
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JD: "I know a lot of Americans don't agree with everything I've said on this topic..."
And then he proceeded to address a woman he knows who had an abortion because she was in an abusive relationship and say in so many words that she was wrong for her choice. Asshole.
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I'm not watching the debate rn. My travel plans conflicted. But did that man w/ the bad lace front and the Jersey shore tan line really say something about transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison? This is how I know Noah's Arc wasn't real bc where is the flood NOW?
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JD Vance: "But I wanna answer your question because you did ask it."
He said this after rambling about inflation when asked about election certification.
Sir...
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I just know that this baby shower was missing both meatballs and Rotel.
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Today marks 6 years of losing my brother to gun violence in Memphis and 6 years without any justice for his murder because of archaic gun laws in Tennessee. There is no freedom in valuing guns over human lives.
#EndGunViolence
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Lol thank you for backing me up, Leslie 😂
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Tim Walz: "What would Donald Trump talk about if we actually did some of these things?"
TALK YO SHIT! Trump has manufactured problems so he can present himself as a solution.
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Lol
@tiktok_us
@TikTokSupport
super classy how you support your black creators getting called racist slurs.
@TIME
@voxdotcom
@Forbes
@NBCNews
remember when you guys reported on the app's racist practices & then TikTok supposedly apologized & said they would fix it? Didn't happen.
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I know that's right, Tim Walz! He came with facts and statistics.
"We are producing more natural gas...We are producing more clean energy...We are becoming an energy super power for the future, not just the current."
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@CrypticBlanco
Oh no, you're new here lol. I'm so much meaner than you can imagine. Go on now, buddy. Run along
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I'm asking
@GavinNewsom
to please look into the release of Brandon Parks-Burns. A judge ordered his release from a California state prison on September 13th after he has served 17 years under a wrongful conviction, but he has yet to be released. We need the governor to help!
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Eeek!
And that's on using your voice 🫡 Our favorite political snarkologist,
@Booker_Squared
, gets real AF with us! She brings the funny as we talk her comedy, pissing men off on the internet, and abobo activism! Listen to the whole thang on our new
#FeministBuzzkills
podisode.
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Something not discussed enough in the Dobbs decision - They really compared Roe v. Wade to Plessy v. Ferguson and said that pro-lifers not being able to make decisions about other people's bodies is the same as segregating Black kids at school. They wanna be oppressed so bad.
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