Chaucer, after he met me.

RT @Rebornnightmare: @bobbiegalore your latest post, please forgive me, but my god does that nightie look amazing on you!!!! The red colour…

@JessCrafternoon This is so cool, Jess!!

RT @deathndhorror:

@SimonXander2 @BDSM_Pics758423 Haha it’s not but it looks a lot like me lmao

Randomly howling bc I just remembered when my sister was like twelve and wrote a diss track for some girl that pissed her off at school and it included the line “you look like a fucking Twiglet” omfg

RT @lornashawty: real men don’t like being called daddy, they like being called big cheese

RT @whotfisjovana: ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

Just realised I’d never mentioned that on twitter before bc I’m useless at self promotion lmao.

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Whoever keeps leaving horny vampire novels at my local pub, I love you. ❤️

Hey, does anyone with stunted developmental growth wanna make out? 🥺

@ElnoMuck I am incredibly short lmao

@pmkdash 🤭❤️❤️

@unclehunky Yay! Congrats! 🥳

@h2s643 Ahhh that sucks so badly! I’m sorry!

@stunt_clock Horrific, isn’t it???