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most likely to die by annoying the shit out of you USAF Veteran dumbest fucking person alive Britney 4 lyfe

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We need another Chris Cox mega mix
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@22dbrit @Phil_Lewis_ I wonder if they'd let him babysit their children when they're teens..I mean obviously can't cuz the whole prison thing but you know that I mean?
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@bfhermann @heatherwritesss I read this as the patient trusted the doctor they had the first opportunity to encounter and trusted the doctor to know if it was within their skill set. Thus the doctor here is to blame for not being a good doctor I didn't get "it's patient's fault for going to that doctor"
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@wutitdobabee_ @caliphorniaqing If it were the low rise y'all woulda hated her the whole time
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@MikeBl815 @tomgara So they definitely know I've brought my flask
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Omfg. Remember the Diane Sawyer interview.... WHAT DID YOU DO THAT HURT HIM? this woman had an abortion at his request and he told everyone she cheated on him. Everyone. APOLOGIZE TO BRITNEY!!!!
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@townsendyesmate Me after an iced coffee at midnight
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@zedonarrival Wait... How does he do it if he's not quick? I need to know
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@bullnala @notcapnamerica The holy shoot took me out so hard I missed the please the first time.
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@vanillaopinions When you don't believe in science it's hard to understand the world around you
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@patriottakes He's not wrong
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@Mikeggibbs I mean that's assuming you can without losing you livelihood that keeps you alive in the first place
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Kate Beckinsale fully using this moment with @britneyspears to shout out love, understanding, and truth
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she's always been nude out here #BritneySpears
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@CasaDupre Dreams rarely come true
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No other celeb apologizes or has to remind people what a memoir is ... It's always different rules for @britneyspears
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@22dbrit @fkajack They don't go in the nose as well
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@tweetwithashlee @SaeedDiCaprio I'm thinking they have to already have a cover up planned. They have to. I need to believe they're smarter than getting a giant tat of his mugshot smart
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@iamcardib We need you two sexy dancing in her house together!!!!
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@hisailee @evilrashida She has apologized numerous times and taken responsibility and done better since then. Not an excuse but it's more than most that have behaved this way in their past
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@fkajack Good for her
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@Eve6 She's Seattle's newest best friend
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@britneyspears Those asking why she does the pulling her pants thing... It was the money making shot her whole career. Let her be.
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@Not_ADemocracy @TaraBull808 This is sarcasm right
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@PastorAlexLove Gets caught in my body hair
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@manatee73 That smile will be the best part of the night for me. Nothing will be better than Tracy being celebrated loudly in 2024. That smile nearly broke me
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@MrPopOfficial Her being the harbinger of COVID is giving me hope we will get another unprecedented event
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@RoxyTall Literally. Like what are we supposed to do at this point?
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@ejrosetta That's twice with usage of them in the singular . At least you know that much
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@jadeisokay_ @mbaliziningii Why? Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people
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@TaryntheR Yes. I makes me hurt with shame and empathy for the communities I thought so ill of as a child and teen. I'm embarrassed.. And hurt that the people who raised me could be so vile. But I've in combat. I've been angry and drunk and NEVER EVER EVER have I resorted back. I
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@evilrashida Out of her cage is a choice of words given what she survived
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@palashp40616755 @AskLyft I would be so inconsolable if this happened to me. I cannot even imagine what you've been feeling
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@DivaLaci @theashleyray I can't stand this whole schtick of hers
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@BuzzingPop Her best acting right here. Sure we believe you're surprised hunny
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This is so @britneyspears STAGES coded 😜
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I found the one✨
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@brownandbella I do deliveries and the three times I've had something ordered to a school it took me well over 20 mins to even find the person it was for. Pure chaos
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Okay bArmy I say we do Liar for lolz
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@anylaurie16 I can't believe we let her near Larry David
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Actually it's a basketball culture thing she was doing there
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@TaryntheR I was raised very homophobic with super racist people. I fully know I said and believed things that are abhorrent. It hurts to realize how soooooooooo wrong it all is. As soon as I was confronted with knowledge and life outside my family I quickly and actively fought that stuff
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@ejrosetta At least you know how to use the singular "them":
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Britneys character Lucy finds out her mother wanted an abortion but her father made her have Lucy. How fucking hard was Britney struggling when just a year earlier she was the one that wanted to keep a baby but in the end was convinced and agreed to terminate.
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@meenaharris But I would definitely end up with shredded paper towel in my food
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@RepMcCaul Your heart wouldn't have to be heavy if you did the right thing
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@Dryad821 @breatheonmiley @britneyspears Her residency however did not change the entire business of residence for modern artists... That was Britney
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@Kitora_Su @PicturesFoIder Mental health is absolutely awful. The things it leads people to believe they need to do. Really sad but I'm glad this man took action. I hope any one of us would do the same if we were in his spot.
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@milk_woman_ Getting my ticket and crop top now
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@EvahDestruction Not good Photoshop but funny
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@dontblameklara I think there's been a good amount of NFL fans that feel like they should and can check her out and they've been hooked. It's all over my TikTok and it's really cute. Boyfriends buying matching merch for them and their girls. She's making some coin too... Plus nfl pay to use her
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@majdav_ @DeanAbbott When does a man cook
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@Rose_Marie_Holt @bfhermann @heatherwritesss What I've learned is dunning Kruger in a physician is very scary
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@JuaniElTrece She's so pretty with like no personality and still tricked people.
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@JerzStrongBlack @caliphorniaqing Just admit y'all hate everything BRITNEY does.... cuz everyone's been wearing low rise again. She just never stopped
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@swiftbunnies @Quartzlyn Oh shit. I'm the worst decoder I just watch things and go "oooh pretty" I love the rest of y'all for doing the work and giving me gifs reactions and tweets
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Omfg this bitch is 41 and "retired" ummm look at that definition in her leg! Guess twirling is good for the body
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Honestly. Name another living room.
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Y'all... She's number one in audiobooks 🌹🌹 #thewomaninme
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@yumcoconutmilk When my grandpa was already terminal with lung cancer and liver issues my mother would complain he wanted to drink and smoke. I was like.. Wtf wouldn't he want to drink and smoke? Let the man be happy high nicotined up and drunk.
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First Britney concert / Last Britney Concert
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@TaryntheR How is being a genuine ally that goes to my community that is teeming with racism and trying to spread knowledge and acceptance. I'm like literally trying to be on your side. And yet it's still racist??? I didn't even know this was a 🧵 not for yt people because it was about
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I see you looking at me like I'm some kind of freak.... #BritneySpears
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@fritzherbertson I'm sorry but I cannot think of another football player that has done anything like this at the end of his season. Like.. what magic did momma and Daddy Kelce have cuz they raised two wild sweet funny humans 💙
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@SomaKazima @FlourishKween Taylor hasn't gotten awards for the rerecordings. Midnights was released late 22 making it eligible for 23. Just like Britney book narration late 23 awards for that will go out at the next Grammy in 25
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@yesknow @TheFigen_ The way the g forces made it look like he aged then Benjamin buttoned back in normal forces
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@ScottFieldsMT @MaryLTrump Why even comment just to block. They can't see it when you block em. Weirdo
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@iWatchiAm Yeah we know comics exaggerate but this is like if Seth Meyers made up the whole lobby baby thing. We would think that's weird af
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Is this Britney's fault? I'm sure his stans are gonna say this writer stans Britney blah blah blah
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This is manipulation. Out of the WHOLE book. This is what Lynne felt she needed to speak on. Not her daughter's secret abortion. Being unnecessarily drugged with lithium. Not being allowed to have control over her reproductive rights. No. Just the dolls. Gross. #TheWomanInMe
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@Panchis_22 @IMN0TALLT00WELL How is it we even have this? We shouldn't. Imma comment but also. Rude of whoever took it
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@thehoIyspearit @britneyspears No way. I want an entire album of chipmunk filter
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@JaiSingz1913 @wutitdobabee_ @caliphorniaqing Soooooooooo sticking to the clothing you like is... a bad thing? The funny thing is. She was Miss American Dream.. not supposed to be. It's more like she's still living her best life. Not ashamed. Won't change for aesthetic. Y'all stay mad at the weirdest things a human does.
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@MichaelIreton @mobydickenergy Bookmark this for when it happens
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@mobydickenergy They hate women
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@MikeDrucker I really don't know if this is real. Is this real? Like we've really never seen him in profile and THIS is it? I cannot anymore
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Vocals honey
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@mattxiv We call those school shootings
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@GhostKaizo @iamcardib Yessss yessssssssss please!!!! We need them together so bad rn.
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@danishacarterr Alex Murdaugh thought he heard his name here
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@katesdaisies @tswifterastour These are the investigative questions we need to be asking
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She was feeling it this night #BritneySpears
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@jdesmondharris @LFroment Isn't it hilarious how little humans don't understand things we forget we didn't understand? I think it's the cutest thing. Details that seem obvious to us and these little new ones go and remind us. We come out the womb so undercooked 😜 that's adorable thanks for sharing.
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@beyoncegarden So we literally just witnessed Blue grow soooooooooo much and it's just so sweet I love it
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@Ticketmaster @oliviarodrigo She's about to Taylor Swift y'all
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@graveyardpussy_ I guess only one ear at a time
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One Spears is staying in bed all day in a tent in the jungle for a paycheck.. The other is in her mansion playing dress up being gorgeous and happy.... Reposted from @britneyspears This dress came in last night so ... hot pink ✅ !!!
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@oldtaylorTV @weallgotcrowns7 Been saying this ALL day
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@usweekly Now y'all better respect her
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@BlueskyShyann @mariannevill714 This may be why Obama was so quiet. They probably chatted and decided if he was going to do it. Sunday would be key for all the above reasons
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@adhdjesse @arella_fett My favorite part of inattentive is hyper focus
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@alexanikolas__ There truly is no higher authority than Britney Spears. She loves her truth. Owns her truth. And see those that do the same.
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