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A native New Yorker using street smarts to find Floridians their gem of a #dreamhome . #RealEstateMaverick

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If you want to help your unhoused neighbors this holiday season, please read this thread for best practices + what I've learned doing outreach: 🎄🦃🧵
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@BriEsquire Sounds like that situation with the cop from last year. He had 9 girlfriends, a wife, 2 fiances, and 3 kids.
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@TheRealDrePapi They want to erode personal and professional boundaries and dictate your life. That's why they reframed office culture to "we're like a family" 🤢
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@saintfadumo Imagine spending $50k and going to school for five years just to exert your will against babies.
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@brndxix @DailyLoud It's sad because they predictably used the women as clickbait. Most (80%) of the pedos are men
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@nellymariee @skydorjhe This. The way my mother would ignore everything to text me like, "How did this boy get my number? Why you giving random men my cell phone number?". 😂🤣
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@Shamzy_Official @iyanuaa "When you get so goddamn strong??" 🤣😂🤣
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@platypusmeadows Exactly. Let's see him at 40 because we've been here before. Time is not very kind to the floppy boys.
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@ZendayasDriving Who put Ava in this?! 🤣🤣😭
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@SSursom These are children. You seriously don't know the difference?
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@dawebcommish @CNN No, they need to pay him. Double because they stole the video.
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@HCNickSirianni @heyRickyB And that's regular dirty water. This is the west side highway. It's 20x worse
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@GrymeJr @GoddessL_ 🤣😂 Kid is looking up like, "Why?"
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@MsSellers2U @prettydiferent Jesus Christ. But they say no one wants to work. 🤔😒😒
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@melaninnial @keyon Because what could you say? That you're trying to blind him???
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@ardaunt @cursedhive What WAS the fucking joke?
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@jackjohnsoniv7 I mean, how else are they going to frame it? If we don't act like it's an affront to liberty, we'd have to admit that we should've done this shit last year and then we'd look like we haven't been a global leader in anything but military for 40 years. That's too close to the truth
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@angstfeen They'll do literally anything not to pay people money to stay home
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@DionWil11 ?? They know the difference between "stay out the kitchen" and "I've fallen and I can't get up". Cousin's aunt had a heart attack and fell and her rottweiler and doberman dragged her to a space they're allowed to be in (sitting room by the front door) to wait for help.
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@rosesburner @thisisnefertiti Every word of this. But just wait until you leave. In ten to fifteen years, you'll hear about all the people who had crushes on you but never said anything.
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@_ParadiseParis1 DV situations are far more complex than you're trying to make it out to be. He is an abuser and she is a victim.
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@arieella_ I cannot stand that app, and the horrifying ways citizens intentionally log onto it in order to act like both officers and to gather meaningless information so they have something to gossip about. "...Small minds discuss people"
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@leahfrombklyn As someone born & raised in NYC, when anyone, man/woman, comes near you, you look up and directly at them. If they come near you more than once, you start watching and tracking them. No one at this table is paying attention and that's disturbing. Where is the self-preservation?
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@ItsOnly1Lisa I'm on board with this, but the way my body is set up, I can only do this 2x a month.
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@RStaubauch @brndxix @DailyLoud Because you people make fun of your male friends and family members instead of supporting them. That's entirely on you guys. Fix yourselves 🤷🏾
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@yeswekaine @TheRealFolo @loofycat 🤣😂🤣😂😂 You're terrible for making me laugh
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@shaTIRED Now I have questions because they look like twins. There's no way they didn't know before this.
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@2footfox It was triple the states but way more than a triple life. Man's life fell apart in 4 days. Women literally poured out of the woodwork with GPS stats, phone locations, pictures, everything.
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@GinaGirlGenius @theashleyray @Jenny_Bo0mBo0m Yes! Pushing Daisies, Gilmore Girls, and Girlfriends were laid to rest because of the writer's strike. They don't understand how so many shows' entire trajectory were altered because of the strike. Reality TV became the go to because of it
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@drobaby1995 @NoEmmeG No~ You have to sit there and get every ounce of shit they say about you. You can only go off once you get everything
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@amonadmire @keyon I need Tati and Chance to have their own spinoff!
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@thecindynoir This young man was stalked and harassed for how long? That woman could have killed him! How can someone be jealous that another is getting unwanted attention??
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@VioletEglantine @Girasol_Mary @kim_crawley That's their own fault. The number of companies buying and flipping residential properties in the last two years has been up at least 45%. If they weren't so greedy, playing Monopoly and raised rent on restaurants, specifically, they wouldn't be in this position
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@ungodlywests Was she running late? Recovering from an illness? Sounds like she ran all the way to the stage
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@1stMissLadii @KimberlyNFoster Watch him be a mini RiRi. It'll be adorable.
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@bensonmanento @PickleMamaa The sun hates everyone. It just hates us a little less.
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@CourtneyNewberg @gatx_negrx No one wants that. We're not a country of farmers.
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@Barrowboy77 @TerrifyingNatur I heard that when you see them, it's already too late 😭
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@TomPaineToday @schrep More like an internal resolve
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@dferdjr Them hiring her has become more appropriate with every day that passes. Between the rapes they cover up with respectability politics like the line above, to the horrendous living conditions these children are subjected to that they willfully ignore, the entire place need to go.
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@the_northest He was very mature about it. I love that depiction
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@__E__LU__LA__ I don't understand these comparisons. People intentionally don't understand that children relay on adults for everything
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@Curtar @nikescarkyle Did they investigate the sister because that's NOT the response you're supposed to have.
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@nyttypos @NYTStyles Smells like fetishization
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@themultiplemom Kid is talking very spicy for it being 5 days before Christmas.
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@SonyaShaykhoun @bronxilla The only sad thing here is you.
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@bearcatjamboree Women file for divorce about 85-90% of the time. You aren't a source or a resource
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@handsome_b3ast You really need to learn this regulate yourself instead of projecting your inadequacies onto a child. If you don't know how to actively and effectively communicate, don't reproduce. Congratulations on proving the OP's point.
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@Numba1InDaHoodG @platypusmeadows I blame the cult. He's sacrificing someone. I know it.
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@ceo_hajji @Signedbysophiee It's not about her getting fired. HR will always take the company's side & the vast majority of companies are racist. In real life, they'll always get rid of anyone who makes waves because there are plenty of desperate people who don't care about being disrespected to replace you
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@LaFlameGemini @keyon As they should. He should rub it in their faces.
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@IvyKungu I really don't understand the issue with bisexual men. Is he smart and hot and respectful? Done.
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@thedigitaldash_ Sweetheart, if they didn't care about spreading Covid they really don't give a damn about spreading bed bugs. Don't go near anyone who has traveled anywhere in the last two weeks.
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@shataki This is a great idea but I'm gonna go ahead and be the wet blanket: You should never do this to a baby because you have no idea what they're allergic to at this age. You stick a candle under Baby's face & they break out into a horrific rash, it gets inside their nose and mouth
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@realjayelaine What?! How do you take a shirt away from a child? All she had to do was bend down and ask the baby "Oh! I'm a part of that group! Do you know what this means?", then teach the child about the sorority. She's acting like this was an adult. Woman needs to be examined
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@teetwice_ Literally lifesavers. ❤️ They got rewarded with steaks for like 3 months. They're always trying to save people now. 🤣 I was walking down the stairs to the basement and the doberman grabbed the back of my shirt like she was keeping me from tipping over. I looked back and she goes
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@Bfaviero @anothercohen The only people who think these restaurants are inexpensive are those who don't actually do the math on how much it costs to cook things themselves. Bag of pasta: $3 Jar of sauce: $1.80 Loaf of garlic bread: $2 You can make pasta for 10 people for less than $10
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@Lexy_C137 What show is this from? Been seeing these memes for like ten years and never knew 😭
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@thehill Beyond the causation issues, this is a bold faced lie. The issue is that LLCs are buying entire HOAs. Businesses are intentionally buying up starter homes and pricing Gen X and Millennials out of the market. This article is from January 7, 2022.
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@V1CK Who cares about the rights of workers? Who cares if people who can afford better waste $ on fast fashion, which destroys the environment? Who cares that you literally post things online to receive commentary, regardless if it's positive or not? Everyone should be censored. Right?
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@ungodlywests She needs to stop talking to that bird. 🤣😂 He's having full conversations and judging the hell out of people like he's someone's aunt 😭
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@DionWil11 *Because I'm sure someone will ask: They barked loud and consistently enough that the neighbor they share a yard with ran over thinking she was being robbed or murdered*
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@jlBed Nah, they do. Because they want to strike it rich like she did
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@KyngCassius She's from Flushing. That's wasn't a character. That was HER.
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@Fix_Hated @dhoward1991 @PrayOrDie Yes, gospel music. The music we sang as they tried to burn us in the churches we had to create because they hate us so much.
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@SICKBRATZ @DrPrimaDonna Not this picture of Karen 😂🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@LindseyCreated Wishing the streets continued strength and increased numbers
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@jazzyfizzle____ @xogabbyelle_ But even if she was, that's her prerogative. Like -- How do you get upset because someone you met 18 hours ago doesn't have the same values as you?
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@friasmp LOL He's a mess. Fishing for a "good job" 🤣 You should tell him the fridge needs to be cleaned next
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@JustPlainCamm Why would anyone ask for this? Who hurt you?
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@Broken_Devotion I'm I'm very glad you're okay and I want to shake you. I want to shake you
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@R0zzyB0wden @HowardU They're trying to sow discord between the staff and the kids.
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@notcapnamerica That baby was excited about the door decorations and the TV. ❤️ I love this for him.
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@QueenofSmileZ Because it's their policy? Why offer something like unlimited free refills if you won't refill my glass every time, even if that turns out to be 20x?
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@Mammii74765151 @niccoyat If memory serves, a couple did and he put them on the list to be the first test subjects for the uh... "human trials for chemical resistance"
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@LuckiiSonoda @NicKingCole 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Also, the most accurate depiction Disney has ever painted of a teenaged boy
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@RayEsq08 It's one thing to have a party with the body in attendance (happens a lot), but a club? That be hot and musty? No sir.
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@notcapnamerica It's always strange how people like this woman can marry a whole Nazi, star in extremely racist movies like 'The Blind Side', yet get on TV and act like none of that happened, and have this epiphany where they finally understand things because they bought a Black child. 🤣😂
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@nhoodpublicist Years ago I worked with a woman who was married and had a kid and her husband didn't pay the mortgage for seven months. She never checked the bank acct. He left for work one day and never came back. She lives with her parents now.
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@lamarmvpszn @Ray67634718 @RStaubauch @brndxix @DailyLoud I made a factual statement about how men make fun of each other for experiencing sexual assault. Are you aware that sexual assault is not "everything"? 🤣
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@eclipwze6 @LolitaGracexx Imagine logging on to the internet and admitting to the entire world that it took you 10 years to get married, and that is what you settled for. 😬😬😬 Undervaluing yourself is not it. Then again, they're still Harry Potter fans, so they kind of deserve this 😂🤣🤣😂
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@CaspersPeggy @hey_sita She looks like she's about 13 so that tracks
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@riayasminn I'm a little worried about how easily he slid into this.
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@MistressSnowPhD You're nice because I would have gone to dean with that.
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@ask_aubry Wishing all the women in developing nations luck in scamming him. I hope they rob him blind
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@Aizehinomo And I know that he's doing that on purpose because if you go into a man's house who had never been married they clean every week or every two weeks like clockwork.
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@bexjuIes Selma Hayek in From Dusk Till Dawn
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@datageek77 @DeeLaSheeArt This. How to break up with a job or a bad friend isn't really talked about until after the fact.
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@SomaKazima This is such a horrendous time in television. Why did we let this happen for so long? 😭😭
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@kelekdoner @izonekcal @wengelll @tobaccovanlle You see what minding your business does for your skin?
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@DK10000x @Girasol_Mary @Jazrealpretty 🤣🤣😂🤣😂 Remote work doesn't make people anti-social and staying away from others during a pandemic is healthy. If you hate your family just say that
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@WhosDeeDee @niacerise Imagine being a colonizer, and saying that you want to decolonize your entire existence. 😭
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@hnykitea @notcapnamerica He thought people were going to be like, "that guy was so out of line for not hitting your car and advising you to respect the right of way for pedestrians", 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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@xstillburningx @nikescarkyle Ah, I got it. They meant to say "Your show is going to expose all our relatives who hold important and public offices as pedophiles and that'd be embarrassing for us".
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@Barrowboy77 @TerrifyingNatur Someone said they run over 20 mph on land and I would just have to die. 😭 They supposedly wait under trees for you. It's a wrap
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@yrnjadaa @quenblackwell Baby no. It's not funny or romantic when anyone acts possessive or controlling like this. You were socialized to believe this but it's wrong and dangerous. I mean this very seriously and compassionately: Please talk to a therapist.
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@tony_doNotCare Nah, they had MTV and were watching 106th and Park and Big Brother and Real Housewives. Let's not act like these whites live in an alternate reality when they stay up our asses.
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