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hi, i’m jordan!
- i’m 22!
-swiftie🫶🏻
-marvel & star wars
-all things music and pop culture 🩷
+things i want pinned
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every time i listen to clara bow, i think ab how i dressed up on 4/18 for TTPD release and a customer told me i looked like “taylor swift, but with some edge,” a mere 6 hours before i first heard the lines “you look like taylor swift… you’ve got edge she never did” 🫠🫠🫠
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to be a fly on the wall oh my god
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i find it so funny how i haven’t seen the mom’s taking their young kids to eras complaining about sabrina being inappropriate… but the ones going to guts tour have been VERY LOUD about their disapproval of chappell… what’s the difference? i mean i know what it is but go ahead🎤
Sabrina Carpenter’s “Nonsense” outro for the 4th ‘Eras Tour’ show in Singapore:
“Told that boy to sit me down on all fours,
I told that boy go faster now I’m all sore,
You hit a little different here, Singapore”
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are yall seeing what im seeing?
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if you’re a senior swiftie you’re immediately getting a follow from me. all the stan accounts ran by 16 or younger make me feel ancient
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IM TIRED OF THE SLANDER! POST MALONE HAS THE QUALIFICATIONS OF A TORTURED POET LOOK IT UP!
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why do we never talk about how so high school instrumentally sounds like a song they would pick to play in the start of a 90s/early 2000s high school movie…
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random but morgan wallen’s mom was my 1st grade teacher and her and my mom got into a fight at a parent teacher conference bc she told my mom i was the r word and said we needed to get that fixed lol
Country star Morgan Wallen has just been released from a Nashville jail — charged w/ 3 counts of felony reckless endangerment w/ a deadly weapon.
According to the affidavit, Wallen threw a chair off the 6-story rooftop of ‘Chief’s’ on Broadway Sunday night, laughing afterward.
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TAYLOR SWIFT HOTEL
TAYLOR SWIFT LEAK
TAYLOR SWIFT LOCATION
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TAYLOR SWIFT LEAK
TAYLOR SWIFT LOCATION
TAYLOR SWIFT HOTEL
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life is so 🥰🥰🥰 without a jack antonoff hating ass bitch in your ear
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@J_McCloskey_Jr
HAHAHAH that man couldn’t disguise himself from me if he tried i know my king
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SHOUT OUT TO TAYLOR MOTHERFUCKING SWIFT I LOVE YOUUUU AND I LOVE KARMA TOO BITCH!!!
BREAKING: The Justice Department plans to sue Live Nation/Ticketmaster for running an illegal monopoly over the ticketing industry.
This corporate monopoly charges too much for tickets, exploits venues, and hurts fans and artists.
The antitrust lawsuit is expected within weeks.
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ps this is just an observation. i love both of these women so much. LEAVE THE HOT GIRLS BE!!!
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WHAT ARE THE ODDS NEWS BREAKS THAT TRUMP IS FOUND GUILTY AS TAYLOR IS PERFORMING KARMA!?!?!?!?!
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WHAT IS WITH YALL SAYING HEY STEPHEN IS A SKIP GET SOME TASTE
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ANDREA SAID WHAT ABOUT MISS AIMEE
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omg true
@SamBanksss
The people that idealize her are the most basic, boring,and unattractive gals I’ve ever seen 🥱🥱
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claim your shirts bc i was practically alone on this before
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taylor should invite me to secret sessions bc i have a smooth fish brain and will probably blackout and remember nothing from the event lol
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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so like wtf is gonna happen when eras comes back in a month??!? i’m terrified
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yikes feel like i need to introduce myself now🫣
my name is jordan!
i’m 21
obviously am a swiftie, but also stan paramore, foo fighters, hozier, lorde, lots more!!
i have a gamer bf & in turn am a marvel & star wars nerd
i’m a barista, collect records, & love tattoos
🫶🏻
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i feel so highschool everytime i look at u❤️
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i’m honestly not excited to share this information with how many people got waitlisted but i got selected for VF…
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taylor swift as looks from the women of the star wars universe… a niche thread🧵
the women of star wars are iconic!! don’t ever forget that<3
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i wholeheartedly believe taylor swift will continue to be timeless and generous is the way the dolly parton has been
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why havent i seen anyone talking ab the updated playlists???? it’s confusing yet it makes sense
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KARMA KARMA GAMMA!! i’m beyond excited to announce i will be your house president!!! i’m down to clown and meet you guys!!! here’s a bit about me :)
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idgaf if matty is in LA dude IS HARRY IN LA!?!?!?
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idk if we’re in the office, the library, or the psych ward anymore, but for today’s meeting i’ve prepared a… presentation? to show appreciation for the chaotic masterminds behind
#TSTTPD
:)
meet the faces of The Tortured Poets Department!!!🤍🪶🐾☕️📔
@taylornation13
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“i will die on this hill” okay well tree paine is at the top of that hill with a cease and desist so… what’s ur move now duexmoi?
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I HAVE FLATLINED SHE MASHED UP OOTW AND IS IT OVER NOW????????
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18+ swiftie moots that are just here to have fun and make friends?👀
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@onhome2mykats13
and she didn’t get to do a big part of what she loves for 5 years!!! she definitely missed it and wants to make up for lost time 🥹
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i’m trying to be a normal human with normal cognitive thoughts and then my brain just goes:
IM WORKING LATE CAUSE IM A SINGERRR OH HE LOOKS SO CUTE WRAPPED ROUND MY FINGER
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the series of events that were supposed to be a beautiful day for jack antonoff and margaret qualley have me in an absolutely DISGUSTING mood. but you know what’s even more disgusting? THE PEOPLE THAT STOOD OUTSIDE JUST WAITING TO SHOVE A CAMERA IN TAYLOR’S FACE my god
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is it bad that, for me, this song is about my cat?
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i will take every opportunity to post this pic
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my coworker’s wife doesn’t like taylor bc she’s a katy fan, and i’ve been trying to tell her there’s no beef for so long… so shoutout to katy perry for proving me correct and being a queen
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WAIT NOOO i’m getting all emotional over officially saying goodbye to the midnights era 🥺
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some swifties are begging to relate to “fresh out the slammer” participating in activity that’s very much ✨illegal✨
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new york is fucking crazy how is it possible that at least 13 different women got punched in the face by a random man, possibly all the same man, just within 24 hours?!?!?! if it’s a serial puncher, does he think this is like… divine intervention? wtf is going on
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the way people wouldn’t stop asking invasive questions about taylor’s love life so she gave us TTPD (song) and now they’re calling her messy, sick, and disgusting for name dropping friends and giving all the lore… SO WHAT DO YOU WANT!?!!?!?
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HOW DO SO MANY PEOPLE NOT KNOW HAYLEY WILLIAMS IS THE LEAD SINGER OF PARAMORE?!?!!? SHES HAD ME LIKE THIS SINCE THE RIOT ERA:
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if all swifties are basic, boring, and unattractive then explain my TL rn…
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so they put her in this everything-that’s-wrong-with-societal-body-standards dress, and then threw this pilling ass wild fable target cardigan over it, and fr thought we’d think it was a serve?!?! jail
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me still waiting for my speak now cardigan
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while i’m already clowning, i would like to bring up this orange outfit paired with green and black snake skin boots from the anti-hero music video…
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me at umg’s door wondering why everything is getting sent out but my fortnight single CD
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seems that wanting swifties’ money has really brought you two together…
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i’m going to laugh my ass off when there’s not a new reputation bodysuit
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not a single one of these is bad and i’m pretty bitter ab it...
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how did i go from convinced this man was just another football douche bag, to crying over this video in my room on a tuesday morning?
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incase you guys didn’t know,
@tisthepamseason
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@longIivenini
are absolutely incredible!!!! TELL THEM THEYRE INCREDIBLE ITS MANDATORY 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻
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what if they were supposed to be regular matching sets but she’s doing this on purpose just to mess our predictions…
Has anyone done the math on how many combinations there are if she keeps mixing and matching??? Guessing the 1989 era outfit is about to be so much harder but so much fun
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hi! friendly reminder that something being obvious to you doesn’t give you the right to make others feel dumb for not noticing it :) also WE’RE SWIFTIES THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN! let’s chat about what rom com couple so high school makes you think of!!!
why do we never talk about how so high school instrumentally sounds like a song they would pick to play in the start of a 90s/early 2000s high school movie…
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so excited for RATATATATTATttada (taylor’s version) !!!!!!
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@_eyesopen13
all i really saw was the stuff about the mv in the church but your fyp feeds you whatever you want to see so maybe i missed the angry parents
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i’m so sorry i feel like we moved on way too fast from taylor breaking the streak of mismatched 1989 outfit to step out in an ALL ORANGE SET i- can we just talk about the influx of orange outfits in general??? where are my karma truthers?!?!?!
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@kittygang_4ever
well the people that aren’t trying to cancel chappell for being “inappropriate” (she’s 25) just don’t believe many of her songs were written about women bc they’re straight & enjoy it… so my guess is homophobia. regardless none of the artists on either tour are “PG” per say
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dear
@taylorswift13
if ttpd is being added to the eras tour, pls let imgonnagetyouback be on the setlist with all the dancers smashing bikes with baseball bats. it would slay so hard. love you queen 🤍
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i’m just gonna sit here and scream like an excited little child for the 4 hours and 45 minutes. hope that’s okay with everyone🤍
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happy 6 year anniversary of the silly little snake video that caused a shift on society as we knew it 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
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SO I LEAP🐸 FROM THE GALLOWS💀 AND I LEVITATE🧍🏼♀️ DOWN YOUR STREET!🛣️ CRASH THE PARTY🎉 LIKE A RECORD SCRATCH AS I SCREAM🙀
WHOS AFRAID!?!?! 🫣
OF LITTLE OLD ME??!?!?!!👼🏼
😈😈😈YOU SHOULD BE!!!!😈😈😈
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@danielf16
all of the artists in question are 21+ so i personally think the whole discourse could’ve been avoided with a little research prior to purchasing tickets
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there’s no beef between the pop music girlies right now, so if they’re being pitted against each other it’s THE FANS doing it. it’s possible to enjoy music without being comparative, belittling, or insulting.
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well i registered for VF on 4 different emails and still haven’t gotten an email that i’ve been selected :/
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Little Shop has been my life for so long i can’t even remember when we started to be honest. i fell in love w/ how we became a family through this show & i really hate letting go of it. i love all these people with all my heart. as for Luce, forever my queen❤️until next year:)
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wait i’m actually scared for a triple drop… like… what am i supposed to do? go to work? continue living my life? how?
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