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I started dating my baby a week after I tweeted this. Today I was fortunate enough to ask her to marry me! She said YES, in Greece! 🥹💍
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I love intimacy. I love intimate moments. I love intimate settings. It’s like so important to me
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Somebody said, sleeping thru the day is a turn off and I completely agree lol Like how are you waking up at 2pm as an adult?
My overnight workers don’t even bother to comment. This ain’t for you
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Look bitch 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I went to 2 Chains restaurant when I was in Atlanta and they threw parsley on top of my collard greens!! LMAOO I coulda punched a bitch
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The scariest thing about all ya’ll dummies is that many of you all have children 😕
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Somebody inquired about a dinner for 30 ppl the other day. They wanted lamb, crab, salmon, etc. $300 budget. How? Research Research RESEARCH before you inquire. My God
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I went to 2 Chains restaurant when I was in Atlanta and they threw parsley on top of my collard greens!! LMAOO I coulda punched a bitch
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@callhertee
Lmaoo growing up an only child I didn’t have any of these rules. But when I went to my cousin’s house (it was 4 of them) they had all the damn food management rules. I wasn’t used to that 😭
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I met my baby 12 years ago.. never knew almost 9 yrs later, she’d be the woman I’d spend the rest of my life with 🥰 cheers to forever 🥂
Couples… don’t all speak at once but… how did you meet your other half?
Indulge me I’m a romantic!
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@eatmytweetz
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I think it was good. I don’t remember it being nasty, and I always remember nasty food
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@ReturnOfQueenD
@Sweet_LaLaLand
She ain’t tell anybody to tho. Nor did she recommend it. She shared her experience lol y’all be weird.
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Maryland jumbo lump fried rice, teriyaki salmon bites, roasted veggies & my yumyum sauce 🔥🔥🔥 this shit good af yo 😮💨
Anyways. Im making crab fried rice for dinner.. with my special yumyum sauce 😋
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Homosexuality is more demonized than pedophilia and that’s something I will never get behind. Bc the fuck?
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@IAttractHer
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You don’t even make any sense. This the shit I be talking about. You think they showing up to trial in swimsuits?
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@Giftama_
I feel indifferent about what he said. But bc I know someone who is addicted to crack from high school. Lot of what he is saying about offering help and them not taking it, is true. It’s kind of one of those things where you have to see for yourself. You can’t force help on them
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Y’all.. a family just hired me to be their private chef during the week!! Every time I feel like Im doing this wrong.. like I need to go back to my 9-5.. I get another win. This is huge, Im so grateful man 🥺💛
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Y’all, I had a 70 person brunch yesterday.. it was a trial to see if they wanted to offer me a contract. I GOT THE CONTRACTTT 😭❤️
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@KhulisoMahosi_
Then complain about pillow princesses or not “f*ckin back” in the same breath. Double ????
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The proposal 7/14
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I started dating my baby a week after I tweeted this. Today I was fortunate enough to ask her to marry me! She said YES, in Greece! 🥹💍
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I really be wondering how so many adults cannot spell. This ain’t shade either but it’s crazy. Like what happened
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My mac and cheese used to be nasty and my salmon used to be dry. And now ppl pay me for them.. growth!!
Ft: My Salmon 😮💨
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Maryland crab stuffed lobster tail, lamb chops, baked mac, cabbage, and broccoli 😩
This a mtfn Sunday Dinner! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Yall.. earlier I posted that I could write a book on how much I love Jas.. bitch why she wrote me a book on how much she loves me!! 😭😭 its an actual hard copy book! A real damn book!! This was one of my gifts. I am in tears. Lord I done hit the damn jackpot!! 🥺💞
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@Killmoenetwork
Girl he hollering and screaming like this, I thought he had a child in the damn car 😩
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Dildos in the wine rack is insane lmfaoo freak bitch
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Addressing an issue/concern and seeing changed behavior immediately >>> COOCHIE ON BRICK
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Stealing. Hope this helps 🫶🏽
Can we get some hacks yall been doing to stay afloat in this economy? Me personally, I’ve been couponing and using digital apps to collect points/rewards on saving.
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Fun fact. I don’t believe cheese or bacon belongs on everything. Yall just greedy af 😭😭😭
Lamb chops 🥩 are back at Longhorn
don't forget to add the parmesan crusted cheese 🧀
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When you’re catering an event that
@CharmCityTable
happens to be attending 🥹 my heart is so full ya’ll. Thanks so much babe 💛
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Didn’t care about a cute plate today lol
Jerk wings, curry chicken, baked mac, rice & peas, & fried curry cabbage. This shit so mtfn gooodd 😭
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31 trips around the sun. Truly a blessing to be here! Happy birthday to meee 🥰🥳💕♌️ 7/27
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I got the job guys 🥹
I have a performative interview today with a family looking to hire me as their in home personal chef 😁 wish me luck!
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Got me eating dinner damn near 10pm! I could punch her ass 😭😭😭
Anyways, Tuscan Salmon Linguine 🔥🔥
I done made dinner and this damn girl is still out playing basketball!! She is such a boy! It makes me so mad. Im hungry!! 😭😭 tf
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Sunday’s Dinner.. lamb chops, shrimp & lobster scampi, rosemary mash, baked mac and broccoli ✨
They really ate all that food last night. I made 5 racks of lamb 😭🥺
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A lor miss from east baltimore made it to see 30! I’m super blessed and finally excited (lol) to see what’s in store. Happy Birthday to me 🥳🥳🥳
Circa 1992.
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I FUCKIN DID IT YALL 😭😭😭 OMG!
I have my largest event yet today. 200 ppl, serving. A full staff. Lordt! Pray for me 😩🤞🏽
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I pray for more patience every year.. it still ain’t come yet.
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I ask direct questions on purpose. So ima always need a direct answer.
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I got it 🫶🏽
I got an inquiry to cater a party for 100 year old twins!!! How amazing is that?! I pray I get it.. this is so damn dope. What a blessing
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My Valentine’s Day Menu is up! Holla at me. Offering pick up and delivery the day of ❤️
#Baltimore
#DMV
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I did a holiday breakfast for 100 autistic kids this morning 🥰 I am exhausted but it was worth it 🧩💙
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@EliSeeney
I didn’t see pedophilia not once in this but it doesn’t make it appropriate. Yall don’t know or understand boundaries in any aspect and thats the problem. There are plenty of other ways to show community in the classroom.
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I did a 4 day personal chef gig in a $4.5 million house this past weekend 😭 it was so great. I can’t believe I pulled it off man, whew! Amazing
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This prob the best carne asada and guac I have ever made! Bomb af.
Taco Tuesday.. Titty Tuesday up next ☺️
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Life in Baltimore really just ain’t fair for many. So unfortunate man
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Jas built me a website for my birthday (my fav gift) 🥹 she designed it herself and all. This was the one big thing I have been missing with my business.. Im so grateful for her 🥹💗
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I didn’t get a chance to make MY family brunch yesterday so I had to whip sumn up real quick 😮💨
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Pulled up on him and took him to lunch and for drinks. He was so happy and surprised. So glad I did, we had a time 🥹🫶🏽
What would y’all do if y’all friend been super down lately and not taking your calls or anyone elses? Space has been given so now what? More space or pull up on them?
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