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Brendan Murray

@bjmurray

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Professional Space Cadet, Thoroughly Unprofessional Actor

Silver Spring, MD
Joined May 2008
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9 hours
@Mericamemed Uhhhhhh, no.
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@DefiantLs I don’t know what you’re talking about. She’s brilliant. She calmly explains to MAGAts their own hypocrisy. We need more of her.
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10 hours
@Acyn “They say ‘sir…’”
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@CalltoActivism Ugh, you’re gonna make me cheer for the Eagles now, aren’t you?
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16 hours
@KathleenWinche3 Dammit. I was hoping this was real. But this performance confirms it’s staged. Funny, but these skits are getting old.
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16 hours
@historyrock_ Missing: Nils Lofgren. Pete Townshend. Probably Prince too. I’d probably lose Grohl, Gilmour, and Slash.
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@PicturesFoIder Pretty sure she’s not drunk as this is clearly a skit.
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@joeflood @JerryMoran @SecRubio Watch. They’re going to repeatedly say “it was only a temporary pause!” to make it sound more “reasonable.” Just like aid to Ukraine in 2019.
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@RepMaryMiller I truly think that your capacity for cruelty is the only thing that brings you joy. What a senselessly vile thing to do.
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@horrormuseum It’s funny. But it misses the point that those of us who had ADHD as kids got this kind of hostile and shaming treatment every day. Spoiler alert: It didn’t work.
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@nbcsnl You’re sh-tting me, right? You’re totally sh-tting me.
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3 days
@glen_birnie @JeaneanSatoris @WCSO52024 @RepVindman But the wife isn’t a DOD Employee. Her husband is. She’s a civilian Fed worker who is being forced to make this choice. So she’s still screwed by the 🍊 idiot.
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3 days
@cwebbonline There’s a non-zero chance that the guy at the door doesn’t want to be blocking them. That he hates being in that position. He may even agree with those protesting. And now he’s worried about his soon-doxxed family. I’m more furious at his cowardly superiors. 🖕 🍊
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@RockNRoLL_85 As a pre-teen, I didn’t like this song at first. It took me about a year to really get its awesomeness.
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@CalltoActivism “you can't hook up land to satellites and you can't hook up satellites to land.” That is LITERALLY what satellites are supposed to do.
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@atrupar Can’t connect satellite to land-based??? The whole POINT of satellite is to connect with land-based systems. What an idiot!
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5 days
@RockNRoLL_85 Yep. In fact, I wore a Bob Seger shirt.
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5 days
@TheCinesthetic “Excuse me, Stewardess? I speak Jive.”
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