me: fuckkkkk he’s only 24 and I’m pushing 29.
coworker 1: that’s not bad. I was a cougar when I was younger. I dated 14yr olds when I was 18
coworker 2: cougar??? Girl you were a pedophile
i’m so happy i didn’t unalive myself this past august and i just want to say im sooooo thankful for all of you. you guys truly saved my life. i love you and y’all really my besties 4lifers 💕