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@bird_bois

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30, he/him, 🔞 Cumbrained Bisexual constantly thinking about Soma Cuz holding a sword...

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@bird_bois
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5 years
@nypost Capitalism is spiritually poisonous
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@RockinRobin129 Got it, rape is ok now
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@rosariodawson @MoveGen Not interested in listening to transphobic creeps who mistreat people based on gender identity.
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5 years
@SharedHope Get her name out of your mouth. You disgusting cretins are not worthy of using her when you support the criminalization of people like her.
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4 years
@kaboozey Omg the charcoal/graphite stains on her gazongers.... Magnificent
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5 years
@spacetwinks The splintering of streaming sites makes me itch for the days of piracy I enjoyed as a child. Also this makes the existence of companies that hunt down ppl who share streaming log ins with friends and family especially gross. Like "oh fuck you for sharing"
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@AmazonFCRachelJ It's your job to lie so we forget that people are popping pain pills and shitting on the floor to avoid being fired
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5 years
@corporatehog @magencubed I don't know what I love more. Tenderly touching up your comrade's undercut, the too clearly defined dicks, the Adidas. A real feast for the eyes
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@celechii A bunch of dot FLACs in a dot zip
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@Bankoff @Curbed Pay your workers, dickweed.
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@ManyVids I'm gonna start buying on APclips. Your website is permanently broken and you keep pulling this nonsense
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@carlylane A professor of mine once explained that this exact trope happened before his eyes in Canada. A guy crossed the border to escape the draft during the Vietnam war, and a Canadian woman married him strictly to keep him being deported. Stayed together since.
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@Iron_Spike God I saw one a couple years back that was painfully trying to market diamonds to millennials. Just a collection of hokey buzz words and preconceived notions. I wish these people no shortage of pain
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4 years
@PalmerReport Lol the democratic party is not beyond reproach, but if you want to simp for a bunch of corporate ghouls go ahead.
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@June__Lovejoy A gaze that I'm sure could turn me to stone
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5 years
@cmclymer @stabpossum No, we're saying Biden will fuck us, and that's an argument for picking another primary candidate cause we're still in the damn primaries
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6 months
@bagbossart I love your work and will cherish what you were kind enough to share with us
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7 months
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5 years
@KorinaKova Cultures aren't kinks, you trivialized the culture of ppl who have been constantly harmed for trying to hold on to said culture. Your intentions don't outweigh that.
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@WhoopsAtro He said he could fix her and he did
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2 years
@AggravatedMomo Ho ho holy fuck this is good!
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@bird_bois
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6 years
@heyashleytea I'm so sorry to hear that. Academia can be a ridiculously rigid and backwards place, and I hope you can reclaim your space within it. I hope you have a wonderful day, and I hope that snitch gets theirs.
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3 months
@krishnanrohit Fucking crybaby
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5 years
@savagesaya We really need labor protections that put power in the hands of workers, regardless of industry. Thank you for sharing.
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4 years
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5 years
@FunkitToys "they say the spirit of the old fucksmith still haunts the place. Word is if you go there at night you might hear the sound of him pulling a fuck of dildos from their molds. Some say he whispered sex ed facts in there ear like up to date stats on the effectiveness of condoms."
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@ivyhasacat The Mighty Nut Defender
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8 months
@strifequeeneris I'd just not even bat an eye. Just tell em you know you're overdue and that you need it done. I'd check reviews and just make sure it's properly filled when parked on a level surface
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@bird_bois
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1 year
@handsomehugs I don't know what to say, but I want you to know your life has such value, and I want you to stay
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1 year
@skuddbutt 🙏🏼
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1 year
@LeftAtLondon You are a gift to us all
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@tenleid Imagining a horny Tenlied trainer card now
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5 years
@NoraReed A dragon fruit that grew wild on a tree in my grandparents' back yard in Mexico
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4 years
@FilthyMita I just love the embrace femininity and vulnerability in the concept. It's incredibly sexy to see a flaccid dick and balls in lingerie as well
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@kaboozey *chef kiss*
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@adityab @FirstOrderPixie I hope to be that weirdo for some artists one day.
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@bird_bois
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@Rizdraws Ahahahaha YESSSS YES!!!!
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4 years
@fennecwounds Some of the people I grew up with had some weird ideas about relationships and sex when they grew up and boy... I worry for any kids primarily interacting in these spaces
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@RespondCrisis
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A released Palestinian prisoner says in Arabic that Israel held them in the cold w/o electricity, "sprayed us w/ pepper spray" & "left us to die." She never mentioned Hamas or a word like it. Yet @BBC translated to: "No one helped us. Only Hamas cared...We love them very much."
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@miraongchua Wow wow WOW
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@PamKeithFL @toddjersey No one's asking you to do that, they're asking you to believe women.
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@Hamlet_Machine Fuck yes, been hoping for a physical release!
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@bird_bois
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11 months
@digitalplaytoy Just wanna say I had a similar issue, and in between now and the vet, looking up some videos on syringe feeding with wet food might help.
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@bird_bois
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1 year
@doublemaximus Yeah my main thing is just supervision. As long as you're putting things that you know are safe for your kid and not AI slop made to soak ad revenue, then you don't have much to worry about. It's hard being a parent now because so much kid's media is infiltrated by grifts
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@biIIosopher I love the implication that the judge has to take into account the dildo's wear and tear like "Yeah this bad boy's got some mileage on it, that's for sure."
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1 year
@LeftAtLondon Happy Birthday!
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@BertuzLuca A dog does not need fleas. Rightsholders do not need AI
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@LuaSaturnii Sorry you've had to deal with these kinds of comments. I adore the creativity in your work, and I wish you nothing but joy
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@Rizdraws Magnificent work
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1 year
@FunkitToys How do you ask someone to hold hands?
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@cherryxkitty This one where a guy is standing over a woman on a table, rubber gloves on, seems like he's just fingering her, but then he uses a disposable plastic knife to just kind of press against her labia and hold them open?? I was trying to torrent a movie and that's what I got instead
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@RealAlexJones Why not, pussy?
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2 months
@scabmeat @MrBumboclaat She's full of shit. Also, there are lots of no-knead recipes out thwre if you wanna try that. There's this sweet old guy who put out a ton of no-knead recipes on youtube. I hope he's still at it
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@r3quiredreading You exist as attack dogs for the west, nothing more. If the free weapons ever stop flowing, you will fold like the cowards you are.
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@bird_bois
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@AdamgasmAussie You're the lowest piece of scum, unfit to be struck by the sole of a shoe. Drink piss
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@Flailmorpho_ @ThePrinxeVi Love, healing, and compassion
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@aedison Except that's not what happened, you yourself laughed along as someone implied she should kill herself. Fuck you and your disingenuous bullshit
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@CussinDave in my mind I heard her say it, then the laugh track played
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@doublemaximus It's difficult because some people start off with some simple and good advice then go off trying to scare or guilt you for no good reason. Anyone that talks like that is just trying to sell something, or rope people into weird conspiracy theory rabbut holes
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@drogob Hell yeah
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@SuperSatanSon 🍑🍑🍑
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@EspiKvlt If my SO and I hadn't discussed marriage and proposal I wouldn't know they don't want a ring. Can't imagine going forward and not knowing that
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2 years
@onetruejohndoe Yes! DIN!!!!!
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4 years
@DullVivid I'm sorry, as someone with some lung issues I've experienced something similar and hope you're feeling better
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@FunkitToys That's fucking incredible
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@bird_bois
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5 years
@PiggyNukka Probably High School DxD. It's so dumb, but it's fun to tune out and watch this idiot teen boy pursue his harem dreams. I remember Negima being fun when I saw it in high school. The "or I'll crush your balls" line was honestly amazing and you can tell the VA enjoyed herself
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@Papapishu This looks incredible
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@sloppydraws Hell yeah
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@attic108 This rules
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@bird_bois
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4 years
@sniffsniffimdog Either community is inclusive of non-binary and gender-nonconforming folks, so it's really up to you. I identify as Bi, but I'm not really exclusive with the kinds of people I'm attracted to
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5 years
@AlohaMilaLoves I think you would make a lovely Bowsette too!
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@R3dFiVe_artist Yo... YOOOOOO!!!
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5 years
@ArtJamesAB Love kinky stuff but your vanilla stuff is very sweet and I absolutely adore it
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4 years
@fennecwounds Yikes. I wonder if any of the orgs that try to do online sex ed have any material to help those kids
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@jonbyarmbar Further, I ask that you look into what groups are doing that work already and try to give your time to get involved. Every one of us that does makes the movement against these evils more powerful.
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