#PortfolioDay may be over, but I’m Billy and here are some previews from my upcoming Horror strip, Dim Carcosa, which I’ll be releasing free pretty soon :)

liking pizza or the office, or having a dog is not a substitute for a personality!!

@gminmoe was this your ex because you should have killed him

RT @IronMaximusFox: You guys fucked up so fucking much by not watching this film

I'm more likely to trust the man that gave us zoolander and severance than Theo Von, who's main contribution has been an awful podcast

fuckin pathetic, man

maybe it's just me but a woman can be just absolutely, painfully hot, but if the responses on her profile are basic, it immediately gives me the ick "Together we could: Go to a 2Johnnies gig" to the deepest of pits with you

@odysseusbaby "should I get (X) pierced?" the answer is always yes

@jacksfatboner don't make me kick the goblin

@Sarahjdublin She's a fetid cunt.

RT @WinslowDumaine:

@lNTRUSlVETHOT i read this

@carobunga GO HOBBS REJECT THE HALLMARK HOLIDAYS

There was also the perfect opportunity to have superman catch the fucking bullet

@Oh_Deer_Diner don't tell me what to do

@thedeanytheory Man, you gotta check your tweets for robber red

@thedeanytheory I thought they just changed it right after me, but I'm glad I'm not the only one

@thedeanytheory but fr this version is weird to me, robber red got executed and hairy hat man started shaving

@baroquebIood I'm sorry are you saying you DON'T want this

I'm glad I'm getting these now