Not to Trivialize what Women go through but hear me…
How come Women don’t treat fellow Women with care during their periods/cramps ?
How come those matrons don’t show all forms of care to pregnant Women ?
Women “hardly” stand for pregnant Women to sit at the bank and other
If only you know how many children’s dream have been killed just because they lost their dad when they were teenagers. In churches you’ll always see packages for widows, never widowers.
Na this one dey burst my head pass..
Being at the Mercy of public commodities..
Allowing OF babes that have their naked photos and videos all over the internet rubbish you every time.. A whole 001 🤦🏽♂️
By the will of Allah and the permission of my parents I got married to a man whom my heart is very much pleased with over the weekend. May Allah make this journey easy for us.A 'udhu bi kalimatillahi at-tammati min kulli shaytaanin wa hammatin wa min kulli 'aynin lammah.
According to Twitter standards, you shouldn't ask a lady out for more than a month.
Well, I asked
@ajebojesus_
out for 8 years before she said "yes". When she did, I said let's go to the alter
Today is our 6th wedding anniversary.
Moral of the story: happiness has no template
Yoruba men will have their side chicks attending their weddings and sharing souvenirs.
Then mandate their friends to make sure their side chicks are well attended to. A very unique tribe I must say.
women reject you in your uni days and you carry that pain till your 30s and start calling them expired once you get a little bit of money
you’re pathetic. get a life and some therapy
“Women cannot control their hormones and mood swings. It’s uncontrollable, so if she acts out of character, cuddle her and tell her you love her. You know women are small babies.”🥰
Men cannot control their anger and frustration. Whatever a man does or destroys when he’s angry
The slim lady will only blow up after child birth, if she doesn’t make conscious decisions regarding her diet. Some people are prone to gain more weight due to their slow metabolism, but despite that you can still make conscious decisions. Where there’s a will, there’s a way.
When I see people attribute fat to food laugh dey always kee me. Not in this age and time biko. I understand some people who are fat do not have an healthy routine.
"Fat girls are 2nd choices" I hope you are very much aware that the slim lady fit blow up after one child.
@OluwatomiMac
@chris_kels
Coke no be weird cravings bro, if that’s what she wants it can easily be bought and kept in the house. Imagine a girl telling her husband to go get pork meat around 12am all in the name of cravings?????
Someone called me one day and i was using Hands-free.
He heard pot dangling and he asked "wetin i dey do", i say i dey wash plate.
He asked "Where is your wife?"
I dropped the call and we have not spoken till date.
I hate senselessness
I understand if you don’t want people to know your partner for privacy purpose , but it’s better you don’t post me at all than posting me without my face showing.
Do you know how weak you have to be as a man for a woman to get you to do all this without even showing your face for once?. You just know Sharon is definitely using him as her retirement plan and to also prove a point to her haters/doubters. Women are really that predictable.
2 years ago, I made an offer to buy the now-Dead Nairaland platform
for 50 BITCOIN when Bitcoin was $21k, but they refused to sell. Instead, they used it to promote Tribalsm and Ethnic Jingoism during the 2023 Elections, and today, they are dead, while
@keduapp
now has 10,000
Talking stage is the pits these days.
Why is the person I just started talking to billing me for pizza? From nowhere?
The attraction just took a nosedive. Hiannnn
Na the kain men wy Dey street be this?
GRV is a graduate of MIT and has worked with Franklin Ellis Architects in the UK. He is currently one of the most influential men in Nigeria at the age of 41. Seyi, you will lucky if any of your children were like him.
Jump squats, walking lunges or static lunges, calf raises, sumo squats, Bulgarian split squats, it’ll be better if you have a dumbbell for more intensity.
🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo scores two goals on penalty for Al Nassr and makes it 5️⃣3️⃣ goals in 2023 calendar year.
Current situation 👟✨
◉ Cristiano Ronaldo — 53
◎ Harry Kane — 52
◉ Kylian Mbappé — 52
◎ Erling Haaland — 50
@victorKvng_
Many times they don’t even enjoy the meals, just to take pictures and show class. You wey go restaurant wey fine like that, you no go pay for aesthetics?
@victorKvng_
He has no right to tell anyone what they decide to do with their business, talking about bigotry, but your own foolish app is only accessible by only your tribesmen
All I see is false outrage coz it was the same you who specifically told government agencies to go after politicians and leave celebrities(your faves) alone. You took Iyabo Ojo's side against Lagos when she was told to pay up her tax, same for Funke Akindele when she broke
Not to be petty, but I wrote down the names of everyone that gave me birthday gift, those are the people I also owe birthday gifts.
If you think I deserve words of affirmation, I’ll also give you words of affirmation on your big day.
@victorKvng_
If you’re anywhere in the world without your loved ones, it will definitely be lonely, I don’t know about the depressing aspect sha, nah only finance fit make me depressed for this life
Men,
If she gets pregnant,
Stay away from her.
You may offer resources to support her during pregnancy
— but detach.
You have done your work, let her do hers.
Did you ever see your FATHER hovering around your mother when she was pregnant?
GROW UP!
#MasculinitySaturday
Any woman who sends you this kind of messages actually loves you and wants your attention. Jokes on you that you ended the talking stage because of this. Its not the flex you think it is.