Nora Biette-Timmons
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contributing editor @jezebel. editing + writing other other places too. tweet deleter. New Yorker in Berlin.
Joined August 2012
i've come up with a hot new song that's sure to rocket to the top of the charts, it goes "what if everyone/ who owes me money/ paid the invoice/ into my bank"
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RT @pblest: Same guy cried like a fucking baby for Silicon Valley Bank bailout. There’s no hell hot enough
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there's a misinterpretation circulating that i feel i must correct: kendrick was not wearing "bootcut" jeans. those were full-on, 12-14" diameter flares.
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i decided to listen this just now to confirm that i'd never heard it and damn we really do live in bubbles.
Lady Gaga and Bruno Mars' "Die With A Smile" officially breaks the record as the longest running #1 hit in daily global Spotify chart history. It surpasses Tones and I's "Dance Monkey".
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RT @tom_nuttall: It's not a real German election campaign until a senior politician has to deny that they plagiarised their doctorate.
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god she loves big ass boots
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how many sexual assault charges between these 2 men?
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on-field kisses are for winners
No on-field kisses for Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce at this Super Bowl
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do i think "the social network" is a great movie bc it recognizes (however unintentionally) how big and bad this shit could get, or bc it takes place in 2004 and despite the awfulness of post-9/11 america, being a teen in that era was pretty sick
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.@BowdoinCollege is threatening to expel students participating in a Students for Justice in Palestine encampment in the student union, which SJP is calling the Shaban Al-Dalou Union in honor of the 19-year-old compsci student who burned to death in an Israeli airstrike last year
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didnt realize until seeing this horrific close-up that Musk is even capable of growing facial hair
New from 404 Media: Employees working at DOGE have been ordered to stop using Slack while lawyers attempt to transition the agency to one that is not subject to the Freedom of Information Act. Means DOGE will be even more secretive and unaccountable
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a fucking men: "A billionaire is staging a coup, and instead of building a broader coalition, you’re taking the bait—punching down, fracturing the movement, and doing their work for them."
Put aside, for a moment, the fact that Biden’s bombs helped Netanyahu turn Gaza into a parking lot. A billionaire is staging a coup, and instead of building a broader coalition, you’re taking the bait—punching down, fracturing the movement, and doing their work for them. This is how they win: through distraction and division. Stop playing into it. Be smarter. Listen to the voters who don’t trust Democrats to fight for them—don’t dismiss them, don’t sneer.
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i really hoped that this column would become irrelevant within hours after it published but no, "What the fuck are Democrats doing?" has only become a more relevant question
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bro they fell by less than 2 cents then stabilized, can you not read a fucking graph
Immediately following Trump's tariff announcement, the value of both the Canadian dollar and the Mexican peso are in freefall. Don’t mess with the United States of America.
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@laurenolmeda no one drinks water, which is why you can buy 43 different kinds of sparkling water in my local grocery store
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only reason FDP isn't higher on this is because there's only like nine genuine FDP voters
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don't mean to rain on Americans' parade but European institutions are not exactly flourishing at the moment, either
If you’re at a European institution and are looking to poach American scientists, this would be an opportune week to do it
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why do politicians tweet like this?
I am going for growth. For new jobs across the country. For our public services. For more money in your pocket. That’s what drives me as Chancellor.
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