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@bens_bender
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10 months
@brattyb4rbie favorite parasocial couple
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@LolOverruled i’ve never seen someone more hellbent on making the objectively worst string of decisions possible
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9 months
posting ass this posting hog that… i will KILL 3 unnamed mutuals at 7pm unless i hit 500 followers
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11 months
@JUNlPERBOT their whole account reads like they’re desperately trying to win over the younger generation
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9 months
jesus only had 12 followers i have way more than that
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9 months
getting soft blocked is actually how you know you’re making a difference
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@bens_bender
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10 months
my next follower is my 200th and to celebrate i will kill them in front of the other 199 of you
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@bens_bender
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8 months
making an indie-pop band called ben i trust
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@bens_bender
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8 months
so do you want to be stepped on by goth girl or not? 🙄
@PopCrave
Pop Crave
8 months
Mia Goth is being sued by an extra of her upcoming film ‘MaXXXine’ who says the actress “intentionally kicked” him in the head with her boot during a take. The man claims Mia approached him in the bathroom and “taunted, mocked, and belittled” him.
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@bens_bender
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7 months
a single cigarette should just appear in front of you when you get drunk enough
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9 months
guys we gotta start retweeting each others selfies like the girls do
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@bens_bender
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6 months
cool people stay up LATE at night all ALONE drinking ALCOHOL
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@bens_bender
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10 months
hey man thanks for the unfollow, i don’t like me either
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@bens_bender
ben™
7 months
if you ask someone “how’s it going?” and they say “it’s going” that means they want to die
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@bens_bender
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6 months
why are you as an oomf not liking my tweets
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@bens_bender
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9 months
you’re out with your “friends” i’m getting fire react emojis in the group chat
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@bens_bender
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8 months
i yap for those who can’t
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@bens_bender
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7 months
goodnight to the lovers & yearners, but also the haters & losers
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@bens_bender
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8 months
blocking mutuals who are horrible people is good actually
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@bens_bender
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9 months
the sean kingston paradox is seeing beautiful girls and wanting to kill yourself, but in doing so you are no longer able to see said beautiful girls
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@bens_bender
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9 months
you should be able to kill people and have them respawn at their home. like i don’t want to end someone’s life but i’d like them to start the day over and think about what they’ve done
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8 months
i love when i get a new follower, it’s like oooooo another victim
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@bens_bender
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8 months
(begrudgingly deleting 0 like post) OKAY YOU WIN
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@bens_bender
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8 months
i’m afraid of heights so i carry a gun on me at all times in case i fall off a cliff and need to shoot myself quickly
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@bens_bender
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8 months
if i like your post 10 seconds after you posted it im sorry
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@bens_bender
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9 months
when i’m the last person who sent a message in multiple groups chats i spiral
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@bens_bender
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9 months
babe wake up it’s big sandwich day
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@bens_bender
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7 months
moots without saying their name ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend ben’s friend
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@bens_bender
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11 months
@whoreby_parker holding it closer to the camera so it looks bigger
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@bens_bender
ben™
7 months
this is what my cat and i do when i get home from work every day actually
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to this day this is still the most insane and intimate hug ever shared by two people
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@bens_bender
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9 months
nvm this was a moment of weakness i am stunning
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9 months
everyone on here looks cooler than me i can’t take it anymore
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@bens_bender
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9 months
do you think the joker listens to podcasts when he puts on his makeup every day
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@bens_bender
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9 months
if i had money i’d have such a good aesthetic going on
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@bens_bender
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8 months
why am i listening to elliott smith right before therapy
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@bens_bender
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7 months
brining an acoustic guitar to the function but only playing nocturne op.9 no.2 the whole time
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8 months
check in on your leo friends, they’re okay they just need attention
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9 months
fairy godmother from shrek 2 is a sugar mama fr
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9 months
when the moon’s pretty i giggle and kick my feet
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8 months
i am in an abusive relationship with my cat and im not the abuser
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@bens_bender
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7 months
currently drinking a tequila sunrise thank you all
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7 months
do i man up and go to liquor store
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@bens_bender
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9 months
my emotional support brick wall
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people with less than 1k followers tweeting
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@bens_bender
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7 months
thinking of becoming more sickly in nature
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@bens_bender
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9 months
the thing about me is i will like everyone’s wrapped post idc
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@bens_bender
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8 months
City I dislike: minneapolis City I think is overrated: minneapolis City I think is underrated: minneapolis City I like: minneapolis City I love: minneapolis City I feel most myself in: minneapolis City I still need to visit: st paul City I dream of living in: minneapolis
@geck0afterlife
Gecko Afterlife ***COMMISSIONS OPEN***
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City I dislike: Seattle City I think is overrated: Bellevue City I think is underrated: Bellingham City I like: Maple Valley City I love: Black Diamond City I feel most myself in: none City I still need to visit: Spokane City I dream of living in: Enumclaw
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@bens_bender
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7 months
every time i get a like i do a little twirl
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8 months
forbidden guitar picks
@jdfrei
Jonas Frei
8 months
Maize. Corn in all its colors. A few varieties of Zea mays.
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@bens_bender
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9 months
lost a follower no one talk to me
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@bens_bender
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9 months
sometimes the pipes in this 103 year old apartment makes noises that can only be described as “death to ben”
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@bens_bender
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8 months
thanks for 300 followers i promise to not get better for you guys
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@bens_bender
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7 months
have just been informed that everything will in fact be alright in the end
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@bens_bender
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9 months
i need to meet bigfoot, i got some questions for that motherfucker
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@bens_bender
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9 months
they should make a work day that doesn’t suck
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@bens_bender
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8 months
tweet with 0 likes? oh you mean my masterpiece
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@bens_bender
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9 months
added an exclamation point to my name so people take me more seriously
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