@matthud59 @floboflo @desmonddolan Henry IV? So the first monarch to speak the frenchified Middle English?

@DavidGLeedham @CosmopolitanWo1 @floboflo @desmonddolan Then don't put it on your coat or arms then! Have a nice stoat, they make a good leopard substitute!

@DavidGLeedham @CosmopolitanWo1 @floboflo @desmonddolan Call the leopard a panther?!

@DavidGLeedham @CosmopolitanWo1 @floboflo @desmonddolan I'm pretty sure I do get it, as that was the point my first reply made. However I also know a small amount about heraldry and the difference between it and biology.

@mrnumbskull So when "journalists" make up stuff on twitter, they should be banned?

@Cymruambyth46 @Felix_Randall @floboflo Harwood was not wearing lipstick

@SidorDid @captainpooby @floboflo Is it legal to put ice in whisky in Scotland? I was under the impression that anything more than adding a splash of water could lead to deportation.

@MrBlanding @floboflo @desmonddolan A badger and a Shetland pony

@CosmopolitanWo1 @DavidGLeedham @floboflo @desmonddolan In heraldry lions are rampant , when they are prone, even though they have manes and a lack of spots, they become leopards. These are labels for the depictions, not there biological species they represent.

@Al_roar @Boobear89777424 @mjfree Er, everything. Can't have Satan without God.

@MarkBrianCorden @Michelle_htimS @floboflo @desmonddolan And leotards are lions that are late???

@abakcus And that's why coffee and donuts are a match.

@sazek @mathladyhazel A coffee shop doesn't need good security on its wifi.

@KewCogs @anon_opin Unless they are Digby Chicken Caesar.

@formerlyknow @tommi_luciano @reformexposed @IsabelOakeshott Reform supporter supports Sharia Law!

@tommi_luciano @reformexposed @IsabelOakeshott You want Sharia Law?

@captainpooby @SidorDid @floboflo It's not an act. I can drink without a straw, you might think that makes me a genius, but I think it says more about you.

@captainpooby @SidorDid @floboflo Why would an adult drink a Pepsi?

@popartcartoonz @Lilith_Atheist Is there a 30 mile tall replica of the Eifel Tower on Jupiter? Or does it simply not exist?

@AlloTisI @conkyan @reformparty_uk So why does he lie?