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Me at 6am at an after party looking out the curtains and seeing light
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Does race actually matter tho i juss dont understand these people
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Mad uno when you get older you actually realise who your true mates are and who are just associates
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@mollyywatsonn
@FleurHobson
From an asthmatic, this dinner takes my breath away. Missing parsnips bring the score down unfortunately a solid 7.5/10
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@Sodthong7
@Football__Tweet
@AJROSCO
Can’t please some people ay! Sends food and money and you get keyboard warriors moaning about what food gets sent😂😂 get in the fuckin bin
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YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOU ARE A WASTE OF TIME GOODNIGHT!
🤝 Best mates with Sir Alex Ferguson.
🤡 Biggest fool in Manchester.
👔 Got the job on a technicality.
😂 Throwback to THAT iconic
@FullTimeDevils
rant.
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Half a pint
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Lifes so much better when you dont give a fuck what people think of ya
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When you have to describe your bender in 2 words
That escalated quickly...
⚽️46' Koke
⚽️51' Messi
Game on in Saudi Arabia💫
#SuperCopa2020
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#BarcaAtleti
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Getting kicked out of a cocker spaniel group on facebook is a new low for me😅
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RS was joke uno never disprect that man again
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Walking into travelodge before and told the lady i had a room and she went “you dont say” hahahaha nearly decked her cheeky cunt
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That’s the dodgy car mechanic from max and paddy
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@_mikeybyrne
@chachacharcha
Thanks for borrowing me your rolls royce phantom last weekend it was really kind of you!
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Proper spaz only gone and changed my money to euros thinking turkey used the euro🤣
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3 grans for 100
🚨 - Drug dealing pensioners jailed after being caught with more than £24,000 of cocaine
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I bet you pull loads of birds with that
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These southerners ant got a clue have they
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Can’t believe
@JackD96_
wasnt allowed to get in kaluki lastnight because he tried to get in with his little brothers ID😭😭
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Everyone going on about tiktok but lets be honest Vine was undefeated!
Only the real know snm
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When the neighbours ask you to turn the music down for the 3rd time
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“My money circle is the quickest in manny, change 160 into 1280 u joining or what, be daft not to like”🤣🤣🤣
Fuckin belter
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Them people that lie about the smallest and most pointless shit are not right in the head
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Swear some girl tried making me leave the club last night cause "I look like the guy who raped her mate" my head fell off😭😂
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Me and
@mollyea_
on the phone to our mortgage adviser and we’d just finished having a in depth chat about a house as he’s going molly says love you bye😂😂
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I’m thinking of a word
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Who even thinks to bring a knife to a rave proper scruffy behaviour
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Can’t park there mate
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Christmas is mint boozing 24/7 with all your pals, best time of year😁
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Apologising for singing feed the scousers is a new low. The world has gone soft😂
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Abet its pure birds grassing to the police cause their fellas going kuca and there sat in looking after the kids😂😂
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I’d deffo pay for twitter if i had too, this app is the gift that keeps giving😂
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Cba with all this negative shit, just tryna show appreciation give it a rest
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Suns out, pink gin and lemonade in the back garden with the tunes on😎..sometimes you just gotta make the best of out a bad situation
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Lets have a moment of silence for leons Christmas dinner last year🤣🤣
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Wtf why is my dad getting married? Really nigga your like 50 odd😒😂
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Just asked rudy for some salt at his and he goes in his cuboard and pulls out pure kfc sachet salt.. TIMES ARE HARD😭
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Don’t think were ever gonna outdo last years summer it was fuckin mint😢
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Andrew Robertson
🥊 If you could see Tyson Fury fight anyone, who would it be?
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Wtf dads just sat there watching corrie and turned to his mrs and said i dated a protitute once😂😂 what even goes through his head
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Currently catching a tan on the helipad of a cruise in Jamaica.. life is good😅
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Hahaha imagine raising your daughter to be like this
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When someone says “I’m not racist but” you just know there gonna say some mad racist shit😂
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Wrote my van off then go hospital today to get my neck checked come out and i’ve only been given a parking ticket.. when it rains in pours😩
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Shared Manchester
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So your telling me city are spending £100m on grealish and he’s not a superstar yet🤣🤣🤣
City rivals cryin over Grealish but forget that he aint even a superstar YET. Mans never played UCL, hardly played inter'nal ball at 26yrs, been relegated & has played more in lower lgs than he has in the Prem.
TRUTH IS: City hardly buy superstars. They turn em into superstars!
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Yo where does time go where your playing COD its was 4:00pm about 10 minutes ago🥴🥴🥴
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Ever open someones snapchat story and just think wowww your getting fucking deleted🤣
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Mad how much a tidy bedroom makes you feel like you've got your life together
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“Wow ive sniffed so much i might apply for the chase to pay off my tick bill” ahahhaha best thing i’ve heard in a while🤣🤣
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15 minutes in and i can confirm I’m depressed
Why i am so excited about to watch united when i know as soon as we kick off i will be depressed as fuck😂
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I’ll be exempt from fighting in WW3 because i have asthma.. You fellas do our country proud though🤣
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Throwing up all over my room and bed wasn’t the bed last night wasn’t the best but merry Christmas everyone😅
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Everyone hating on mushroom but there acc next level with garlic
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Them people that get a new girlfriend/boyfriend and ghost all their pals need a slap🤣
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Dogs are fuckin mint
For all the "I'm living my best life" lads.
The bar has been raised by this fella
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Couldn’t agree more, absolute nutters them type of birds🥴🥴
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Fiat 500 twitter strikes again
Imagine if Molly got dumped and then callum crawled back to Shaugna, she took him back and then they won... BUT she then stole the 50k and said “congrats hun” that’s what you call karma 💁🏼
#LoveIsland
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Why i am so excited about to watch united when i know as soon as we kick off i will be depressed as fuck😂
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What a evil cunt
Michelle Carter encouraged her 18-year old boyfriend Conrad Roy to commit suicide, so heartbreaking and sad
- continued
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